My heart goes out to the family of any child injured in an accident. But we also know how many times we have been burned by relying on information posted on this blog. Still, I suppose as soon as someone verifies that this actually happened, I would have little choice but to drop my lawsuit against Patrick Grady. Or, we can NOT verify it, I can go on wondering if this is just another lame attempt to punk me, and the case moves on.
So at the time TTT Man left that comment in the Spam folder last week, he believed he was being pranked by Krendler. But he’s obviously too smart for that! Or at least, after being punked about 14 times previously … it was convenient to hedge his bets and declare he didn’t believe that Paul’s daughter was injured without some sort of verification.
Of course, by the same standards he holds, it stands up to the very same reasoning to assume that Gail is neither dying, in the hospital, nor even in ill health. After all, there is no independent verification of any of that information; nothing but the word of a known and proven liar. For all that’s been proved, she’s sitting on the sofa watching the Orioles game.
But, but, but, and AGAIN, But!
Today, Krendler noted that his daughter received flowers from John.
From this one little sentence, and the leaps Billy has made has using the
stunning dubious powers of intellect God has graced him with, we can take a logical stab at further extrapolating the conclusions he will reach if he stays true and consistent to his methodology.
Now stay with me Zombie Horde! It gets a bit twisty here.
1. John Who?
Well, given that it’s only the MOST COMMON GIVEN NAME FOR MEN in the entire English language … therefore it must be not just any John, but John Hoge!
John Hoge sent Krendler’s daughter flowers in the hospital!
2. That must mean…
John Hoge knows who Paul Krendler is!!
3. And from here we get...
That must mean John Hoge LIED UNDER OATH ABOUT KNOWING WHO PAUL KRENDLER IS!!!
Now, unfortunately for DUMBFUCK, if it means that, it means something else, too. This is where we pick up where DUMBFUCK left off and finish the line of logic out to its ultimate and totally rational conclusion (if we are DUMBFUCK, that is).
4. So, what else does it mean?
If John Hoge sent flowers to Krendler’s daughter in the hospital, proving that Hoge lied under oath (PERJURY!!ELEVENTY!!11!!!), then that means…
5. Krendler’s daughter is IN THE HOSPITAL!!
And if Krendler’s daughter is in the hospital, then…
6. DUMBFUCK must follow through on his own pronouncement.
I would have little choice but to drop my lawsuit against Patrick Grady.
Because DUMBFUCK is honorable.
Because DUMBFUCK is a man of his word.
Because DUMBFUCK is a worthless, soulless, insane, lying, sociopathic craprolling shitsniffer for whom truth is Silly Putty, to be twisted, bent and smashed to fit whatever magical mold he needs it to fit so that his narrative can advance.
I would cheerfully make the Feldtchart for Billy so that he can see up close and personal the way his logic works when applied to these sorts of situations.
So we can expect Hoge’s perjury, proved beyond all doubt by the delivery of flowers and balloons to Krendler’s daughter, to lead to the dismissal of his suit against Patrick Grady any day now, right?
The Billogic is unconquerable.