A post which contained the following embedded video:
And then, just minutes later…the same video appears on Bill Schmalfeldt’s Facebook page!
Thank God he’s given up on all of us Zombie Lickspittles, and that he’s just out there in the deathly, STAGE ELEVENTY PARKINSONS-EXACERBATING frigid temperatures of the Northern Great Plains, broadcasting to four people and one balloon animal.
Otherwise, I might think DUMBFUCK had returned to his stalkerish behavior, rather than this being the coincidence it so obviously is.
I notice that certified whackadoodle Guymon Radio Guy Bill Schmalfeldt, oops! – I mean, Mathews hasn’t tweeted since October 15th.
I wonder if this gentle swipe at a syndicated host on his station:
I can't stand it. Mike Gallagher just said on his show, after playing a clip of @realdonaldtrump denying climate change, saying "it will change back" — "Trump talks like we do." Leave me out of this "we" because he doesn't talk like I do, or like most thinking people.
In order to be certain that what he has to say reaches its intended destination without any ability to claim that it was unintentionally or intentionally “lost” in cyberspace or meatspace, he would prefer to communicate with you via Certified Mail, Restricted Delivery, Return Receipt Requested only.
To avoid confusion.
Be a man and answer me directly.
Where can Your Daddy Hoge find you?
Quit sucking your thumb, be a man and answer me directly.
And before you deflect, and ask me what MY address is, just keep in mind that I am merely a neutral go-between in this little conflict…an interested observer, shall we say?
And besides, you seem to believe with all your heart that you already know my address. Actions speak louder than words, so step right up and prove it, O Talker of Big Game From Under The Porch.
Stop idly fondling your empty nutsack, be a man and answer me directly.
I’ll even give you a DOOM CLOCK like you gave Sonoran Conservative. Since we all know already that you’re a racist, sexist, bigoted, anti-Semitic, terrorist-sympathizing, hateful, lying weeping pussy faker, I’ll give you until Close of Business YESTERDAY to prove otherwise.
Never mind the bad reviews, just buy the book. You can’t trust those bad reviews, even if there is no other kind. They’re all liars, I’ve deleted almost all of the evidence of what they’re talking about, as far as I know.
Just buy the book, trust me. You’ll wish you hadn’t, but there’s a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red calling to me. And I’m in the mood to buy and abandon Scootypuff #3.
…is New (and Stupid, Pointless, Bound to Fail) Again!
Please welcome the all-same-old, all-stupid, all-poop-obsessed, racist, bigoted, anti-Semite, misogynist, stolen valor (boy, I hope the PD at KDSN read those posts), hypocritical, pet abandoning, almost was a radio host again until he started insulting potential listeners before he got on the air, lying motherfucker Bill Schmalfeldt back to Twitter as @TrumpThumpCast.
At least for a couple days, anyway.
Have we reached 250 handles yet? Or are we not getting excited again until he nears 300 handles, which should be right around the 4th of July, I think?
I wonder why this blog keeps getting hits from Denison, Iowa? It never used to…perhaps someone is someone stuck there without a job or the means to get back to South Carolina? Someone who just wants to be left alone and live his life, if only he could break this addiction to butthurt?
…suddenly swerved into Iowa and instantly became an overbearing, pretentious, crude, anti-Semitic, woman-hating, poop-loving, Cub Scout obsessed, lying, racist expert on Iowa politics without even having established residency?
Thank you, Gov. Reynolds, for being so eager to waste Iowa taxpayer money to protect us from the rampaging hordes of perhaps dozens of women and children who are seeking safety. Money well spent. Make sure you save a few bucks to help farmers bring killed by tariffs. #wisdom
Yeah! Boy! Those are Mexican sure are dangerous, huh? Your vast experience as a rancher in Nogales comes shining through in your comment. But you know what scares nr? Farmers who have been working their family land for decades, losing everything because they supported Trump.
Of course, you’re an expert in EVERYTHING, judging by the way you were already spouting on #returntonodak politics before you even left the Inflat-a-skank behind forever in South Carolina, having failed to separate her from family the way you did Captive Nurse 1.0.
Say, how bad did you screw over that North Dakota newspaper anyway, you fickle, worthless sack of pig vomit?
Dunning-Kruger is a helluva drug!
Looking forward to the day in May when KDSN wishes you into the radio cornfield…though I’m sure the papers will be served before that happens.