Definitions (or, “Words Mean Things”)

According to Merriam-Webster, “retired” is defined as:

On the other hand, the same dictionary defines “unemployed” as:

So, when looking at a DUMBFUCK who “retired” from NIH in 2011 (or was it 2010?) when his employers determined that he was unable to perform the duties for which he had been hired…

which sounds an awful lot like “fired” to me, but why open that can of worms today

…and then “unretired” in 2017 to work at a radio station in Iowa for a month…

…and suddenly “retired” again…

…moved to South Carolina…got engaged to a balloon he met on Facebook

…and then went hunting – unsuccessfully – for jobs in such far-flung outposts as Amarillo, El Paso & Albuquerque…

…while “retired,” mind you…

…then “unretired” to take a job at a newspaper in North Dakota…

…but suddenly changed course, leaving that NoDak paper in the lurch for a radio gig in Denison, Iowa…

…which, WHOOPS! thanks to the magic of Google, didn’t come to fruition…

…and he was suddenly “retired” again…

…until the Five State Big Talker in Guymon talked him into “unretiring” for a THIRD TIME…

…where he lasted about a month after a permanent station manager was hired…

…before suddenly deciding that he didn’t care for working at a conservative talk radio station, and a FOURTH “retirement” was looking pretty sweet…

…but not as sweet as the prospects of a frigid winter in the high plains of Havre, Montana…

…which lasted about two months before the Fakinson’s raised it’s ugly head after DUMBFUCK fall-down-go-boom in the snow…

…leading to the FIFTH “retirement” overall and the fourth in less than two years…

…this time to return to South Carolina to resume treatment for his Fakinson’s disease (say, how is that treatment going, by the way?)…

…before deciding that this “retirement” thing just wasn’t for him, and weaseling his way into an inadvisable spot at ANOTHER conservative talk radio station…

…which, to absolutely no one’s surprise, he could not even hold on to until the first air date, which was yesterday…

…and based on his Facebook profile, it looks like another possible shot at avoiding unemployment “retirement” has fallen through…

…so now, for the SEVENTH time (does anyone know if there’s an upper limit, after which you just run out of chances and die?)

…he says:

“Retired.”

Meh. I guess you’re not. And time, and you, will prove me right.

Again.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

26 thoughts on “Definitions (or, “Words Mean Things”)”

  1. With all that traveling, he should be dead. After all, appearing in court in Maryland was going to KILL HIM!!!

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    1. Why does he seek employment? I understood him to claim that between SS Disability and his dead wife's life insurance payout he was pretty much for the few remaining years Fakinson's, er, Parkinson's left him. Something doesn't add up here.

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  2. I spend a year in a middle eastern shithole only to discover Shakes is still alive and still a scumbag.
    Only one of these revelations is a disappointment.

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  3. I had 2 days before he started in the firing pool. I'll expect my winnings in Canadian currency or beaver pelts.

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    1. You mean you don't want it in shares of SNC-Lavalin? It seems like the Trudeau government was doing everything they could to make them a sure thing....

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      1. Shares in SNC Lavelin are worth as much as a promise of marriage and dental work from the World's Most Fired "Journalist".

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  4. If only one could understand what occupation he "retired" from..

    Was it writing? Radio Broadcasting? Cleaning toilets in the men's room? Does anyone really know?

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  5. Well, it looks like Bill Schmalfeldt could get employment as a bad example. John Hoge has a post up about how some of Bill's LOLSuit failures are being cited in legal filings as examples of what NOT to do in a legal claim.

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  6. This is interesting, for a guy who claims to have left all this behind him...

    https://twitter.com/theportlypundit/status/1127004008202362882

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  7. Has Blubber Boy given up stalking people he perceives as vulnerable? Is he hoping for forgiveness and being allowed to continue on his merry way? Some may now ignore him, but I doubt any of his many targets will forgive him, nor should they. He should be hounded into Eternity.

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