Hey, look at my “new” book!
— Bill Schmalfeldt (@TrumpThumpCast) April 23, 2018
The cover art was stolen from this book…
But never mind that, review my book!!
— Bill Schmalfeldt (@TrumpThumpCast) April 24, 2018
Never mind the bad reviews, just buy the book. You can’t trust those bad reviews, even if there is no other kind. They’re all liars, I’ve deleted almost all of the evidence of what they’re talking about, as far as I know.
Just buy the book, trust me. You’ll wish you hadn’t, but there’s a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red calling to me. And I’m in the mood to buy and abandon Scootypuff #3.