Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

When you post those directions, please make sure you include stops at nearby auto parts and sporting goods stores. Ya can’t find tire irons and baseball bats lying around just anywhere, ya know!

And the nearest 7-Eleven, too. Them tune ups take a lot out of a guy, and Gatorade will replenish those lost electrolytes.

Sure is a good thing you have a lot of friends in low places, you fucking racist, homophobic, misogynist, kiddie-diddling worm.

God forbid a weeping syphilitic catchfart coward like you crawl out from under your porch to do your own dirty work, you slimy sand-filled pussy.

My guns are clean and in reach. Ready when you are.

UPDATE:  Noting a John “Minemyown” Doe comment here makes an opportune moment to point out that DUMBFUCK has been recycling this “shut up about me or I’ll do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING until I tell you to shut up about me again” bit for years.


His hysteria ages like fine wine.  His resolve, like vinegar.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

9 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Mr High and Mighty DumbFuck likes to threaten people that air HIS dirty laundry in public. He is threatening doxing and sending some of his peeps to take care of his so called tormentors.

    Well, he should be warned that some of his victims are not cowards like him and will take precautions to prevent any harm or foul play upon their families and property.

    I do believe that many zombies live in states that have "castle doctrine" laws.

    Just saying.

  2. "Praise be to the L-RD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle."

    Psalm 144

    Bring it.

  3. Bring it!

    The same goes for your vinyl blow-up portable masseuse and organ grinder (bad teeth). I hear that the Amish in York County, PA, where she used to live, used her as a walking schiess spreader as her teeth provided the angles for good coverage in the fields.

    You talk a good fight. Lets see what you're made of, coward!

    Bring it!

  4. One of these days he is going to pull this routine on someone who will not only defend themselves, but after doing so goes on the offensive to end this shitbag once and for all.

    Hopefully it's soon.


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