Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


  1. How many parts of speech are there?
  2. What are the capitals of all the states bordered by the Mississippi River?
  3. How much money would you have if you invested $6500 for 4 years, 8 months and 12 days at 8 per cent interest?
  4. The United States exists in how many time zones?
  5. In the recognized canonical James Bond films, how many actors have portrayed M?
  6. What is the gravitational constant on planet Earth?  What speed is recognized as “escape velocity?”
  7. In the case of an Electoral College  tie, how many votes are required in the Senate to elect a President? 
  8. Who sang “I Fought The Law (And The Law Won)?”
  9. How many listeners makes a podcast “successful?”
  10. How many marathons must a person finish to be considered “successful?”

UPDATE – No answers having been forthcoming during the last 5 hours, I declare this test over, and I rule that DUMBFUCK has been tested, and found wanting.



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

22 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Damn, Dude! I'm, like, 0 for 10 here. Not the way to start the morning.

  2. 1. 8: Nouns Pronouns Verbs Adjectives Adverbs Conjunctions Prepositions Interjections

    2. St. Paul, Minnesota
    Madison, Wisconsin
    Springfield, Illinois
    Frankfort, Kentucky
    Nashville, Tennessee
    Jackson, Mississippi
    Baton Rogue, Louisiana
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Jefferson City, Missouri
    Des Moines, Iowa

    3. $8944.00 with simple interest.

    4. If all the territories are included, the U. S. spans 10 time zones. If only the 50 states are included, the country spans 7. Note: Depending daylight savings time, some of the western time zone may or may not overlap.
    Guam: Chamorro
    Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands: Atlantic
    CONUS: Eastern Central Mountain Pacific
    Alaska: Alaska Aleutian
    Hawaii: Hawaii
    American Samoa: Samoa

    5. Four (so far): Bernard Lee, Robert Brown, Judi Dench, Ralph Finnes

    6. The gravitational constant is the same throughout the universe. It is roughly 6.674X10^(-11) N•m^2/kg^2. The acceleration of gravity at the Earth’ surface (aka "1 g") is about 9.807 m/s^2. Escape velocity for the Earth is 11.186 km/s.

    7. None. The House of Representatives elects the President if the Electoral College deadlocks.

    8. The Bobby Fuller Four

    9. That depends on what is meant by “success.”

    10. That depends on what is meant by “success.”

    1. And it worked so well for Khan:

  3. I maintain that the united States exists, regardless of which time zone you are in, so all of them is the answer to 4.

  4. Wait, so the zombies and lickspittles can't take anything from him, but Bill needs to recover the $500k, apeice, they've taken from him with their campaign of butthurt.

    Nice admission against interest you've got there, t'would be a shame if someone were to archive it.

  5. Krendler: Bill Schmalfeldt deserves a great many things - pity, compassion, extra toppings -- but the second picture in the new thread is too much. I'm not even comfortable commenting in that thread. Are you sure you want to do this?

    1. I disagree. The photo you point out has nothing to do with him at all, so there's absolutely no reason for him to be upset by it. Even so, I'm not responsible. You should talk to Howard.


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