This was the moment when Before

Turned into After, and the future’s

Uninvented timekeepers presented arms.

This was the moment when nothing

Happened. Only dull peace

Sprawled boringly over the earth.

This was the moment when even energetic Romans

Could find nothing better to do

Than counting heads in remote provinces.

And this was the moment

When a few farm workers and three

Members of an obscure Persian sect

Walked haphazard by starlight straight

Into the kingdom of heaven.

by U.A. Fanthorpe

Have a safe, blessed, FUN, and most merry Christmas.

…with all the tasty braaaaains you could wish for!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

25 thoughts on “BC:AD”

  1. Merry Christmas, Zombie Horde, and Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Schmalfeldt. May the next year prove peaceful, and may God's grace and love, granted through Christ, change us all. If Christmas represents anything, its that things can be different.

  2. Allow me to 2nd, 3rd, etc all of these sentiments.

    And thank you for posting the poem. I was not aware of this poet before. I see another few collections which will be going on my Amazon wishlist.

  3. Merry Christmas to you all.

    I'm still waiting for my junkie skank to wake up. She mainlined last night and then crashed hard around 0400.

    The hovel doesn't feel like Christmas without her.

    1. I've no doubt that Bill Schmalfeldt has similarly disappointed family, friends, employers, and random passers-by for his entire life.

      He has an amazing talent for showing subtle signs that he's finally finally finally going to do the right, sane, humane thing... And then he shits all over it.

      He refuses to comprehend that he is in legal trouble because HE drags the law into his personal squabbles. He is despised, because he does despicable things.

      I guess, at a most basic level, he suffers from that fatal flaw of zealots: He believes whatever he does is justified because his "cause" is just. Add to that fatal flaw the simple fact that he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is, and it's no wonder he is where he is.

      When life gives Bill Schmalfeldt lemons, he gives himself a dozen papercuts, and then rubs the lemons on 'em. Everything I know about his life (far too much!) illustrates a man determined to shit in his own hat and pull it right down over his ears... Then take a bow and expect applause.

      I have no intent on assisting him by critiquing his legal arguments. I'll just patiently wait, and hope the judge is finally out of patience with him... And then we'll see if a hefty fine and/or jail can break the Schmycle.

  4. And Bill STILL doesn't understand what no contact means. He can pontificate on Twitter all he wants. He's still wrong, but too thickheaded to realize it. He'll learn soon enough.

    1. he has a world of hurt awaiting him in Jan - he needs an attorney and a change of clothing he's going to be staying awhile

  5. "No proof that I was aware -- or had any reason to be aware of an ability to cease pingbacks."

    In other words, Bill doesn't understand how "the wordpress" works. This from a guy berating a judge for allegedly not understanding how "the twitter" works.

    Bill, you are the poster boy for failure.

    1. I have no doubt that the paperwork Bill got spelled out in no uncertain terms that the onus was on HIM to avoid direct or indirect contact. A sane person will interpret this to mean DON'T FUCK AROUND, WE ARE NOT JOKING, STEP ON INCH OVER THIS LINE AND YOU WILL REGRET IT.

      Meanwhile, Bill is so stupid he doesn't realize that a twitter pingback is the least of his worries. I'll give him a bit of unsolicited advice, knowing he's too stupid to take it: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET A *REAL* LAWYER, AND LISTEN TO WHAT HE TELLS YOU.

  6. "Forcing" him to travel?

    You'd think he had to go to Slovenia or some shit.

    "January 30? Oh yeah. Not looking forward to the trip out in the cold weather"

    What a toad. This indicates that he has no intention of leaving his hovel until that day. What a pile of gelatinous goo this piece of shit turned out to be.

    1. Yeah, um, Maryland isn't all THAT big. Not like having to travel from one end of California to another like I've had to lately. Or completely across the country. Now that is "forcing" to be complained about! lolz

    2. He's the one who chose to play at lawfare. What's next? He's gonna take up surfing, and complain about the sand, the salt, the sung, the wind and the waves?

      He's such a cunt.

  7. I'll tell ya what keeps me "stirred up." It's when people file bogus "show cause petitions" against me forcing me to travel to defend myself

    Irony Meter just vaporized

    1. He has no clue that he did the exact thing to Grady. He is a pathetic scumbag that should just eat a .45 and make the world a better place.


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