It’s Called “Resting Bitch Face” For a Reason

Here we have an example of forced joviality that DUMBFUCK has made famous, the Face That Launched a Thousand Grifts:

Yes, sir that beard does look fine, with the poop freshly combed out!

But beneath, we know what’s really there behind all the fakery and falsehood: the face of a man who knows what awaits him beyond the veil:

Resting Ass Face

It’s the 21st Century, Goddammit!

Wouldn’t you think the technology would exist that would enable a DUMBFUCK to get fired from literally any job

– literally anywhere in the world! – 

without ever having to leave the comfortable off-season climes of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina?

Truly, Sharky in this comment over at the Sonoran Conservative, has properly measured the intelligence of DUMBFUCK’S so-called circle of friends by asking who would be stupid enough to believe that a guy who has walked (well…gimped) off three consecutive radio jobs giving zero notice, having zero prospects, without even stopping to question that, “uh…hey – are you sure they didn’t kick your ass to the curb after finally getting around to typing your name into the Google Machine?”

Or maybe – just maybe! – one of his old pals has picked up a new hobby calling station managers on a weekly basis to tell old stories that maybe have slipped his Fakinson’s-infected braaaaaaaaaaaaainzzzzzzzzz!



Meh? Indeed.

For someone who recently noted his 19th anniversary of his diagnosis with PD (funny he didn’t say he actually HAS Parkinson’s Disease, only that he was diagnosed…I wonder why?), one might think he would have a healthy respect for the medical profession generally, and a greater than average dependence on their specialized expertise, at very regular intervals.

As hard as it is to find in an area like the frigid, LIFE-THREATENING and EXACERBATING plains of Havre, Montana, where his life of radio fame has brought him.


Yeah…I Wouldn’t Get Too Comfortable There, Sport

Up until August 2015 – official Maryland Man!
From August 2015 until January 2017 – official Wisconsin Man!
January 2017 through April 2017 – official Iowa Man!
After being fired in Iowa he became official South Carolina Man in May 2017!
Had a couple swings-and-misses at becoming official Texas Man and then official New Mexico Man
Then in March 2017 spent a couple of days trying to become official North Dakota Man…
Before suddenly shwerving southward toward a reprise of official Iowa Man!
For some reason (background check), that didn’t work out too well, so it was back to being official South Carolina Man again!
Which he remained until about August of 2018, when he took off to become official Oklahoma Man!
That lasted until October, when he got “fed up” with being fired so he quit again and skulked back to official South Carolina Man status once more!
Now, finally, after about 7 weeks in Montana, where the state-mandated probation period is (well, let’s not blow the surprise, shall we?), he is now official Montana Man!

Congratulations, DUMBFUCK. 12 states in three and a half years.


Ah, Memories!

Remember the good old days, DUMBFUCK, when you used to try and convince judges that WJJ Hoge was


for forcing you to leave your house in the frigid Maryland winters (oh, the frostbite inducing mid 20s – eek!) onto the rented forklift and flatbed truck to be transported all the way to Westminster to defend your cyberstalking activities?

Good times, good times…


Jennifer Rubin, “Conservative Blogger”