Political analysis so deep, you could stack it ten high and still fit it inside the orbit of an electron around the nucleus of an atom.
Well done, DUMBFUCK. Well done.
Keep playing those Louis C.K. comedy bits though, DUMBFUCK!
“Jizz On Demand,” huh?
vbably not a kiddie diddler is old Louie, ya think?
First DUMBFUCK idolizes TDPK, now Louis C.K.! I’ll bet if I keep looking I’ll find he’s a big fan of Charlie Sheen movies and House of Cards, too.
Well, it’s like they always say:
Birds of a feather flock together.
DUMBFUCK regularly posits that I am yanking the levers behind the curtains of every lickspittle commenter, even as he steadfastly maintains that he actually has a real, live fiancee (and not the skanky balloon animal we all know he pretends with instead) and PLANS TO MARRY HER SOMEDAY!!!
Then again, he’s a proven liar, so…
Don’t you wanna shout “SCOREBOARD!” any more?
If you forgot, you are a big, fat ZERO for SEVEN…
soon to be EIGHT.
Oh, no. Not again…
Are we up to a hundred “final” warnings yet from the Mendacious Manatee of Myrtle Beach?
Tiresome little twat.
On a related note…for as vociferously as he contests the notion that he does not have PD, in spite of all his self-contradictory statements, I don’t think I’m the only one who has noticed that he hasn’t posted a single mention of the Shrine of the Holy Resting Place of the Ashtray Soulmate, the Blessed Saint Gail of the Clockwork Urn. In point of fact, I don’t think he has ever denied the allegations that he left her behind in the Midwest (and the capricious currents of the Mississippi River) when he went chasing strange down in Dixieland.
Boy is that gonna throw a turd in DUMBFUCK’s punch bowl…a turd which he will undoubtedly pick out, roll into a ball and sniff deeply.
Breitbart Unmasked, a website run by Bill Schmalfeldt who reports to no one, recently tweeted the following:
So a website run by Bill Schmalfeldt says that child rappist Bill Schmalfeldt is “a nobody who knows nothing…”
It looks like there’s a balloon animal in South Carolina that can’t afford health insurance under Obamacare anymore.
Actually, it reads very much like xhe couldn’t afford it in the first place. “Thank you for making it impossible for me to afford to get insurance by cutting off the subsidies.”
If you can’t afford something without someone else’s help to pay for it, YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT!
I guess xhe will have to find some other way to afford the insurance to fix that vandalized cemetery of a pecker wrecker xhe calls a mouth, and whatever other maladies might plague xer.
I know! Maybe xhe could find some sap and convince him to marry xer to get on xis health insurance. It would take a real idiot to fall for such an obvious scam, though.
But even if xe did marry xer, the scam would only work if xe wasn’t a pauper and a cheapskate who would rather burn xis money on cheapjack scootypuffs than take care of xis plasticene playmate.
So remember – make good choices!
In light of Donna Brazile throwing the entire DNC, Hillary AND Obama under the bus in the Politico this morning, here’s what we can look forward to…
unless he croaks first…