Time For “Sing Along With Mitch/Paul/Kyle/Chris/Sam/Dave or Whoever”
If you don’t know the tune, here’s a little bonus copyright infringement for you:
And some lyrics to follow along with:
To win the unwinnable case
To crush the un-self-aware foe
To feed his most infinite sorrow
To laugh for he is such a schmo!
To prove him perpetually wrong
To crush his Dox-Fu near and far
To mock when he’s tired and weary
To snark him so bad it leaves scars
This is my quest, to hound dear old Chubs,
Until he lies hopeless, his teeth ground to nubs
To be willing to seek peace orders for no reason
To dispense much butthurt so that honor and justice may live
And I know if I’ll only be true to this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm when I’m laid to my rest
And the world will be better for this
That one man shamed and covered with Hellmann’s
Got what every man knew he deserved
And lost the un-lose-able case.
Nice. Simple. Catchy. Easy to remember later. Very convenient.
Now I need help. There’s got to be a better, shorter, simpler term for what just happened here at Casa Krendler than “Oh my God, I just fell out of my chair from laughing so hard I busted my hip and wet my pants out of sheer joyful bliss pee.”
A little help here?
Hi folks. Not much new to report at the moment that hasn’t already seen the sunshine over at Hogewash!
However, a friend of mine set up a PayPal account and made it available to me. Look over to the right and you’ll see a new donation widget.
So, if you would like to drop a buck or two in there because you’ve read something entertaining here, or because of some noisemaker with no sensayuma and too much time on his hands…
I say thankya.
And if you would like to share this button on your blog, as a passive means of helping me out, I can put you in touch, with gratitude.
Over the last few weeks, I have been gratified to be on the receiving end of a great deal of praise and appreciation for my efforts here. Again, I thank you all for the kindness.
Among the praise, there have been suggestions that I make some effort at a more serious project. After some consideration, I have decided to make that effort. Unfortunately, as I am employed full time, I think it will be extremely difficult, not to say impossible, to pursue my profession plus two other hobby-level projects with excellence.
Something has to give, and this is it.
Mostly it will be the long-form parodies that get the short end; I’ll try to keep up posting funny pictures, videos and other short-form pieces that don’t take much work. And occasionally, when the mood strikes and the material is ripe…who knows?
In the meantime, here’s a laughing baby video:
I didn’t write this. Bill Schmalfeldt did. I took it from his blog to demonstrate his true self-image, the true nature of his character. And here’s another example of Bill Schmalfeldt’s own words, also taken from the same post:
“Therefore, their use qualifies as ‘fair use’ for the purpose of demonstration and criticism.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Bill Schmalfeldt’s raging id:
He said it, not me.