A Little Q & A

Over on his new-and-improved Twitter account, the Deranged, Multiple-State Adjudicated Cyber Harasser and Stalking Oedipal Troll has posed a series of questions.  At the moment, it seems like it could be…

FUN

…to answer them.

When did I become a professional comedian?

This is a loaded question, dripping with late-stage Parkinson’s dementia.  If he doesn’t remember, I don’t see why I should help.  Continue reading “A Little Q & A”

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Cabin Boy Covers The Hits

Because you know I’m all about that poop,
‘Bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop

Yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no size two
But I can jiggle, jiggle like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I love that butt stuff that creepy boys chase
With all the right pee-pees in all the right pooters
I see the FBI fingerprinting Tupperware
We know that shit ain’t real
Come on, they just don’t care
If you got doody doody just raise it up
‘Cause I look like a great big penis
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry ’bout telling lies
She says, sailors they like to be rubbed up between their thighs
And I will always be oversized, homely, a walking schlong
So, if that’s what’s you’re into
Then let’s go do something wrong

Because you know I’m all about that poop,
‘Bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop

I’m bringing doody back
The Postal Service infected with crap
Tell cops you sent it if you make me mad,
But I’m here to tell you,
I look like a walking penis from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry ’bout telling lies
She says, sailors they like to be rubbed up between their thighs
And I will always be oversized, homely, a walking schlong
So, if that’s what’s you’re into
Then let’s go do something wrong

Because you know I’m all about that poop,
‘Bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop

Because you know I’m all about that poop,
‘Bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop

Because you know I’m all about that poop,
‘Bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop, no manure
I’m all ’bout that poop, ’bout that poop

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