In Other News…

As was widely suspected, <del>Mr. I Had To Quit Driving In 2010 DUMBFUCK bought another car!  It was another junker of course, and is not up to the workload of hauling four tons of useless guts from South Kakalacky all the way up to Clark County Wisconsin. someone made a phone call and a more-than-basic background check was initiated.

So no dream job for poor Billy!

Until next month.

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Projection Level: Schmalfeldtian/IMAX

God, how terrible must DUMBFUCK’S life be that he resorts to relocating every month in order to find yet another insignificant media market in the Fakinson’s EXACERBATING winters of northern Wisconsin in order to propound his own crazy theories while one of his biggest bêtes noires does more journalism in a day than he’s managed in a lifetime?

This seems like a good time to start recounting some of the crazy theories that Bill Schmalfeldt has pronounced as fact over the last several years.

I’ll start:

  1. He’s going to marry the balloon animal he calls Lady Dye Job

 

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In Today’s Episode of ‘Spot the Liar’

But:

Now, please don’t do anything impolite to the son. I imagine he’s got enough stress in his life, trying to deal politely with a DUMBFUCK absentee father who suddenly wants to be palsie-walsies with him.

No need to complicate his life.

P.S. When you “quit” 🙄 one job, and four weeks later start another, you’re not “retired.”

You’re UNEMPLOYED. Because you got FIRED.

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History – It’s What’s for Breakfast

It’s interesting to note what people so easily forget.

We are spending a lot of time in the political arenas on cable news and talk radio discussing “inflammatory rhetoric.” Right now, everyone is blaming Donald Trump. And I think he does deserve some of that.

I’ve written before that the entrenched political elite do not understand Donald Trump. I stand by that. I haven’t seen anything in the last months to indicate any change on the part of the political/media complex in that regard.  Continue reading “History – It’s What’s for Breakfast”

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Fraud Level: Schmalfeldtian

Jacob Wohl, falsely alleging sexual harassment against Robert Mueller:

Note the photo at upper left, above.

Remind anybody of this anonymous no-neck undercover internet troll?

BWA HA HAH HAH HA HAH HAH HA HAAAAAAA!!!!

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To Be Fair, It’s the Only Jumping He Can Do

Tubed-meat and mayonnaise maven Bill Schmalfeldt has already predicted (safe link, of course) how the Trump administration will react to the arrest of the as-yet-unidentified suspect in the sending of bombs, well…suspicious packages, well…non-functional bomb-resembling packages that were never capable of actually exploding to Democrat lawmakers, commentators and celebrities.

He hasn’t moved this fast since his email alert went off in June 2015 and he missed seeing his beloved shuffle off the mortal coil whilst angrily responding to Howard Earl, or something.

BUT LET’S BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT. THE FBI HAS BEEN HESITANT TO CALL THESE DEVICES HOAXES, BECAUSE THERE IS STILL A CHANGE THAT THERE IS ONE OUT THERE DESIGNED TO GO OFF AND DO DAMAGE.  WE CAN GIGGLE AT WHAT WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR, BUT LET’S NOT GO SO FAR THAT WE FORGET THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS AND WE DON’T WANT TO SEE ANYONE HURT

Of  course the Projector General knows exactly what his “Right Wing Echo Chamber” will do! According to him, they will do exactly what he would do to defend his bedwetting co-travelers.

  • Deny.
  • Attack.
  • Reverse Victim and Offender.

Classic leftist technique.

He’s fast, but he’s never been original.

Though I’m surprised he didn’t manage to work some Cub Scout Rape Fantasy in with that somewhere…

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Blocked, You Say?

I beg to differ.

Troll, you say?

No more than a guy standing on his own front porch waiting for the neighborhood DUMBFUCK who lets his dog shit in other people’s yards before going on his nutshuffling way.

But!

It’s good to see you haven’t given up all the old ways, you fucking liar.

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