Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

  


    

DUMBFUCK must have thought these were smart; he must have thought there was some kind of wisdom in posting them. 
I don’t see it.

Can anybody explain DUMBFUCK’S reasoning here?  Other than the obvious “INSANE DUMBFUCK IS FUCKING INSANELY FUCKING DUMB,” what is the point he’s trying to make here, regardless of whether he can prove it or not?

Help me out here…

Oh, almost forgot…

  
Vinnie says hey.  He still wants to know how you un-send an email, but now he wants to know how you un-send an email with a truly gruesome picture attached. I blew it up poster-sized, put it in a very tasteful frame, and hung it on my Zombie Wall of Fame, right next to my autographed photo of George Romero.

It’s okay that I sent Vinnie a copy, right? I didn’t post it, so I figured nobody would mind.

You know who else might like copies?

  • David Edgren
  • Agiledog
  • Roy Schmalfeldt
  • Grace
  • Ashterah
  • Howard Earl – I think he might like it the most!

Maybe you folks should shoot me an email if you want one.  Or maybe I should just email it out to every email address of every commenter here.

Sounds like FUN.

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Easy Mistake

Friends, don’t make the error of thinking Bill Schmalfeldt is a stupid man, person, organism.

He’s not stupid.

He’s got a long, long way to go to get as far as stupid.

They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and Bill?

He’s comfy right where he is.

And he’s FUN to watch, too.

Howard will tell him…we’re not laughing with him.  But we are laughing.

If only we could sue for causing broken LULZ muscles.  Unfortunately LULZHURT is no more a tort than BUTTHURT.

Oh, almost forgot…


Vinnie says “Are you even going to apologize for trying to fuck with my career?”

He also wants to know how to un-send an email.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

    

 
I wonder what it’s like to be so stupid that you think a) you can sue a lawyer (who made a CAREER of being a lawyer, but must have been really shitty at it because you found EIGHT WHOLE NEGATIVE REVIEWS on a website that wants money to delete negative reviews) pro se, and b) that would work out well for you.

Oh, almost forgot…

  
Faildox Vinnie says hey.  And he asks, “HOW THE FUCK DO YOU UN-SEND AN EMAIL?

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Oh, Yes, We're All Sooooo Evil


Of all the things DUMBFUCK says he doesn’t remembers saying or doing (because NOT DEMENTED), I’d lay good money that he doesn’t remember this the most:

[audio http://stran-storage.s3.amazonaws.com/collette%202.mp3]

Oh, almost forgot… 

Vinnie says “Hey.”

UPDATE – I don’t know why the audio play did not embed in the previous version.  But it’s there now, and everything makes much more sense.

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

I hear a DUMBFUCK has been misinterpreting FRCP 15(c) today, and it was epically hilarious.  I’m sure it didn’t mean to be hilarious though.  In much the same way that DUMBFUCK is hilarious when trying to be smart, stupid when trying to be hilarious and it sounds as smart as it ever does when attempting to sound stupid.  It’s a vicious cycle.

Aside from DUMBFUCK’S FUCKING DUMB argument regarding the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, it seems awfully silent on the notion of jurisdiction.  Before anything gets to the merits, DUMBFUCK has to establish that.

It would be fair to say he’s having trouble doing that, except that, as Grady said in his Motion to Strike, “doing so suggests that he actually tried.”

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

When I saw this: 

 
I thought of the YouTube terms of Service, sections 6.C-E.

And then I was all like this:

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