Of Course Not, Defendant DUMBFUCK!

I absolutely agree, no judge would force you to travel.

But also, no judge would rule in your favor should you fail to appear to defend yourself.

Entirely your call.


Good Morning, Demented, Depends™ Dependent, Defendant DUMBFUCK!

So this seems to be happening a lot lately:

Motion to dismiss for lack of jurisdiction?

Motion to dismiss for improper venue?

And without even waiting for the court to rule!

And now a motion to transfer the case to Wisconsin, just chock-full-o-<del>nuts</del> I mean, the usual measure of Scmalfeldtian leeguhl geenyusness…ZERO.

He’ll be running out of places to shoot himself soon…

All is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Cocked, locked and ready to rock, Doc!


Good Morning, Defendant DUMBFUCK!

No, it didn’t, and here’s the proof:

You know how I can tell when Defendant DUMBFUCK isn’t ignoring me?

I get visits from Milwaukee County government.

You know how I can tell when Defendant DUMBFUCK is ignoring me?

Rigor mortis sets in.