— Purloined Parodies (@PurloinedParody) May 18, 2016
You could ask that nice HR lady from Capgemini, if she’s still taking your calls…
It’s been a while!
I tracked down all of DUMBFUCK’S kids (the ones he fathered AND the ones he didn’t), and offered them free trips to Bermuda if they would only gather together for a group photo to show how much they love him.
Here’s what the photographer delivered:
I think it could use an appropriate caption…
It’s really quite amazing, the coincidence, because I have an advice lady, too!
…is exactly like the hallmark of a progressive…
He knows so much that just isn’t so.
You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground. And there’s nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you, and because they want to.
— Charles Bronson, The Magnificent Seven
If you are aware of the incident with Stephen Crowder, Milo Yiannopoulis (if this is spelled wrong I did it on purpose) and Christina Hoff Summers at Amherst earlier this week, you need to enjoy that hashtag.
Is all I’m saying.
Of course he did.
Wasn’t it disgusting, DUMBFUCK?