Clarity in Language Is Essential

I saw the following on Facebook, and immediately understood the intent.

But it’s also very easy to see how a random DUMBFUCK could mentally emphasize the wrong word and go completely off the reservation.

(Was that RAAAAACIST?)

Is your emphasis on the second-to-last word, or on the last word?

It’s the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug, as Twain said.

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Logic

“No one agrees with me on Twitter, but everyone who disagrees with me must be a right wing troll.  Therefore I am…a DUMBFUCK.”

New account?  If you want to call six different handles on one account in six months “new,” I guess you can do that.

We do love our vault, don’t we?  Say, did you know DUMBFUCK is now climbing toward 200 total Twitter handles used?  There may not be a Guinness World Record for that, but there should be.  Or maybe it should be a Guinness World Rec-NERD.

But then those 30 day free trials do tend to expire just about every 30 days.

 

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