Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

…says the guy who thinks 9 – 5 = 3.

Plus:

Surely not as much as I am gratified to see a self-beclowning DUMBFUCK opining on on something he knows nothing about.  And then wondering why everyone looks at him and thinks:

DANCE, MONKEY!!!

monkey_dance

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How Heartwarming

I tracked down all of DUMBFUCK’S kids (the ones he fathered AND the ones he didn’t), and offered them free trips to Bermuda if they would only gather together for a group photo to show how much they love him.

Here’s what the photographer delivered: TheFam

I think it could use an appropriate caption…

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