Hey, Remember When DUMBFUCK Said This?

If you are basing your future happiness on the hopes that I will be thrown out of the lawyer’s office, or that he will stare blankly at the wall, or start laughing and then throw me out of his office, then you are living in a Fool’s Paradise. As I have mentioned, the attorney and I have already corresponded via email and have spoken on the phone. He is fully briefed on the basics of my case. There will be no laughing both throwing because I will be dealing with something the defendant and his readers don’t quite seem to understand… I will be dealing with a professional.

Oh, I do!

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It was a rare day because DUMBFUCK wrote something funny. It was even more rare because he wasn’t trying to be funny.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but my Fool’s Paradise is richly appointed, wonderfully decorated, and right on the beach!

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Again With “See You In Court?”

Really?

If you wanna see somebody in court, DUMBFUCK, it helps to actually, you know, SHOW UP.

You’ve got a very spotty record there.  Very much like your soaked and wadded panties in that respect.

  • Maryland (as petitioner) – no show
  • Arizona (as respondent) – no show
  • Maryland (as respondent) – no show
  • Maryland (as petitioner) – no show
  • Illinois (as respondent) – no show
  • Massachusetts (as respondent) – no show
  • Illinois (as respondent) – no show
  • North Carolina (as respondent) – no show

In truth, though, that’s not a “spotty” record; it’s a pretty solid, cakey crapstain of a record.

Oddly enough, also an accurate description of your panties.  What a coinkydink.

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