“No one agrees with me on Twitter, but everyone who disagrees with me must be a right wing troll.  Therefore I am…a DUMBFUCK.”

New account?  If you want to call six different handles on one account in six months “new,” I guess you can do that.

We do love our vault, don’t we?  Say, did you know DUMBFUCK is now climbing toward 200 total Twitter handles used?  There may not be a Guinness World Record for that, but there should be.  Or maybe it should be a Guinness World Rec-NERD.

But then those 30 day free trials do tend to expire just about every 30 days.



Good Night, DUMBFUCK!

Here and I thought Progressives were supposed to be the tolerant, big-tent crowd.

What a fucking bigot!  Somebody better run this intolerant piece of shit sniffer out of the Democratic Party.  He’d make a better Nazi.


Well, You Know DUMBFUCK…

This is the sort of risk real reporters take.

You know what I mean when I say “real reporters,” don’t you?  

Basically, anybody who calls himself or herself a journalist who puts a little shoe leather into it.  Journalism isn’t a job that can really be done dressed like this:

Also real journalists don’t often express an affinity for urinating on children the way you do.☔️


Good Morning, Demented, Depends™ Dependent, DEFAULTED DEFENDANT DUMBFUCK!

Screen capped, for when the fear pee deletions begin…

But really? Sticking noses in where they don’t belong?  SRSLY?

“Now, I will report aggressively on John Hoge’s lawsuit against Kimberlin and his co-defendants, especially that DUMBFUCK Schmalfeldt. But I will not be unbiased. I have news that I am sitting on until early next week. It is not good news for Kimberlin, his child bride or Schmalfeldt. (I’ll tell you this much. I won’t say if it’s DEFAULT, improper motions to dismiss by DUMBFUCK out-of-state defendants, or both. Someone will toss somebody under a bus to save themselves at the expense of others. This is not speculation.)

And I can’t fucking WAIT until I can write about it without risking the outcome.

And for every dollar Hoge takes from Kimberlin, for every ashtray clock and Scooypuff (It’s red. Vroom! VROOM!!) and Keurig and Telefunken U-47 Hoge takes from Schmalfedt, I will smile. I will laugh. God forgive me, I want the see this glorious train wreck. And according to the news I have, I will be able to watch it for a long time to come.

Remember where you read it.

Suffer, he will. It won’t fully compensate for what he’s done to others for the last decade. But it will be a small measure of satisfaction to have lived long enough to see Karma bite him on his pockmarked, pimply ass.”

I wonder what he could POSSIBLY MEAN BY THAT?

*This post is Rule 5 Zombie Wife Approved!