Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

When you post those directions, please make sure you include stops at nearby auto parts and sporting goods stores. Ya can’t find tire irons and baseball bats lying around just anywhere, ya know!

And the nearest 7-Eleven, too. Them tune ups take a lot out of a guy, and Gatorade will replenish those lost electrolytes.

Sure is a good thing you have a lot of friends in low places, you fucking racist, homophobic, misogynist, kiddie-diddling worm.

God forbid a weeping syphilitic catchfart coward like you crawl out from under your porch to do your own dirty work, you slimy sand-filled pussy.

My guns are clean and in reach. Ready when you are.

UPDATE:  Noting a John “Minemyown” Doe comment here makes an opportune moment to point out that DUMBFUCK has been recycling this “shut up about me or I’ll do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING until I tell you to shut up about me again” bit for years.

YEARS.

His hysteria ages like fine wine.  His resolve, like vinegar.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

You never read much Sherlock Holmes, did you, DUMBFUCK?

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Let’s just say there’s a whole lot of impossible out there that you haven’t even conceived of yet, much less eliminated.

Here’s a for instance: Bill Schmalfeldt filing a lawsuit that stands a chance of getting past the pleading stage? IMPOSSIBLE!

Or, Bill Schmalfeldt getting over his perpetual butthurt and moving on with his life…

Or, Bill Schmalfeldt having a healthy, normal relationship with a healthy, normal woman…

Inflataskank ever getting that disaster area above xis chin fixed…

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

You know what happens to people who “ASSUME,” don’t you?

DUMBFUCK assumes that this comment came from Patrick Grady.

The evidence of the comment’s origin is missing, of course…because no one has to ASSUME that DUMBFUCK is a liar.  It’s been shown, and many times, to be true.

It has also been shown that he forges comments and email headers.

So anyone who is capable of abstract thought (and that’s by the normal definition OR DUMBFUCK’S personal shifting-sands-in-his-vagina definition, either way) understands that nothing he says can be taken as true, even if we don’t remember that several years ago before his fake “progressive” neurological disorder got better, he SAID EXACTLY THE SAME THING HIMSELF. Fortunately, we DO REMEMBER!

I digress.

DUMBFUCK assumes that the comment came from Patrick Grady. He also assumes that Patrick Grady and I are one and same.

That he is wrong is self-evident. See Chapter 1 of How to Keep An Idiot Busy All Day. Even more important right now is that his inability to use logic (it must be a once-in-a-millennium genetic defect, because no one else is this stupid) prevents him from believing that I know who sent the comment and that if I so chose I could identify him by name. And because he would never believe it, I can say that, as obvious as it looks that DUMBFUCK  has once more done his typical artless job writing a comment to play the victim, he’s not the culprit this time. With complete confidence in the knowledge that NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, I can tell you the comment was submitted by Don Wright, and he will face no consequences for it.

Dunning-Kruger will out.

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