Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

This is a really interesting admission against interest for someone who is suing people for calling him a Deranged Cyberstalker.

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Thank God It Was Only “Semi” Hysterical

“Now, what Mrs. Palmer didn’t tell you is that on July 5th she posted what I consider a semi-hysterical post on her blog entitled ‘Schmalfeldt will not get my home address.’ And then she basically runs down ah, her list of fears of me.”

Possibly it was only “semi-hysterical” because when she parodied that March 20, 2017 post at Cabin Boy Unread, she cut out half the original hysteria.

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When one takes a thorough and objective look at why DUMBFUCK might not have noticed that he was being parodied, well…it’s always a good idea to keep a general version of McCain’s Law in mind:

“The best way to discredit a DUMBFUCK, is to quote a DUMBFUCK.”

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Ten

A pedestrian Bill Schmalfeldt is walking nutshuffling past an insane asylum a tall fence, and in the distance hears a bunch of the asylum inmates inside voices on the other side screaming at the top of their lungs, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen Nine! Nine! Nine!”

Intrigued, the pedestrian Schmalfeldt peeks through a gap in the fence to see what all the commotion is about, and, suddenly, a finger pops out jabbing him right in the eye Sheriff’s Deputy hands him a restraining order.

He screams in pain rage, and the inmates Lickspittles all start gleefully shouting, “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen Ten! Ten! Ten!”

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Analysis: TRUE

https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/885717518949597185

He’s more of a nutshuffler than a skulker.

“Terrified, sand-filled, weeping pussy” would also be accurate.

But I don’t think skulking is possible with his excess poundage and poor balance.

And as for lying while shaking your hand…why would anyone ever let him get that close?

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