And you fucked it up, ya fat pig.
Why not pluck your eyes out? It could only help…
So you can roll over on everybody!
Just like gmhowell did.
DANCE, MONKEY! DANCE FOR ME!! DAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!
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UPDATE 2: DUMBFUCK gotta DUMBFUCK!!
Let’s have some consequences, DUMBFUCK!
And I mean right fucking NOW!
Fire up the “2 Cunts & a Bald Pussy Podcast” and tell us the bad news!
I love my little birdies.
“THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US IS THAT WE HAVE PEOPLE…EVERYWHERE.”
Second, figure it out if you’re such a smart boy.
But we all know that ain’t true.
Oh, Geez, how could I forget:
Dance, Monkey!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!
That is some prime beetusflesh you got there.
But seriously – we are all grateful that you cropped out the moobs. Thank you.
UPDATE: I think we can all be forgiven for seeing those photos and thinking immediately of this…
Your premonition is wrong. I don’t even know what it is, but I know it’s wrong.
You will be wrong. I have foreseen it, and it will proceed as such.
Because you are DUMBFUCK, and wrong is your default setting.
“The first thing you should know is that we have people…everywhere.”
The little birds have been singing.
The little archivers have been archiving.
And some butterwhale might want to ask Pinky Tuscadero if xe’s done anything too stupid for words in the last couple of weeks.