Probably not. Calvin was blessed was blessed with far more creativity, curiosity, self-awareness and the ability to honestly examine himself and his surroundings at a philosophical level.
The only things that Bill Schmalfeldt really has in common with Calvin is an imaginary friend who is only real when no one is around, and…
The correct spelling is not “just in case.”
It’s “because I’m a gigantic, weeping pussy.”
Get it right next time, you lying, racist, misogynist, disease-faking, motherfucking coward.
…it’s our lying, racist, misogynist pal in Myrtle Beach!
You lying, racist, misogynist motherfucker.
…like you could even get it up.
Umm…you speak of vexatious litigation for no other reason than to salve butthurt over losing, but fail to mention that the guy who is now writing your pleadings lost YET ANOTHER APPEAL filed for just that reason.
And I thought the website you run was going to keep the world up-to-date on all the latest pedo-litigation.
Guess the “lying” part of lying, racist
motherfucker is on the front burner today, huh?
On the day that DUMBFUCK & Inflataskank got their wifi connected, I got a visit from a new IP address in Myrtle Beach. I blocked the address (and several others in the same range), knowing that the users behind those addresses would be able to bypass the block with a simple VPN. And I told them so:
SO SORRY, DUMBFUCK
ALL VIOLENCE CONDONING
AND LYING, RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS
MUST USE VPN TO VIEW THIS SITE.
NOW SCOOT, LIKE THE LYING,
AND VIOLENCE LOVING ANTIFA
SYMPATHIZERS YOU ARE!
And now they are coming in through VPNs.
Therefore, they must be…and AGREE THAT THEY ARE…
I got $1000 says that Hurricane Irma updates from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration will be, on a minute by minute basis, still funnier than any intended comedy that DUMBFUCK has ever written or performed.
Who wants a piece?
…and Facebook knows EVERYTHING!