Just To Show What a Pluperfect Asshole @Leonidas_BU Is

I present these tweets:

IF YOU DO NOT DENY THE WORTHLESS ACCUSATIONS OF THIS ADJUDICATED SHITSNIFFING STALKER:

ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU DO DENY THE ALLEGATIONS LEVELED BY THIS ADJUDICATED TURDROLLING HARASSER OF TODDLERS:

That’s right: this STOLEN VALOR, DUMBFUCK VEXATIOUS LITIGANT (now threatening to file LOLSUIT VIII against Stacy McCain for – trust me on this – Butthurt in the First Degree) demonstrates that confimation bias is confirming…in two tweets… just five days apart.

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Consideration

Turn on the oven to 375°

Take some flour, some salt and some baking soda.  Mix them in a bowl and put them aside for a bit.

In a big mixing bowl, put a couple sticks of butter, some white sugar, some brown sugar, and some vanilla extract.  Whip that up until it’s creamy.

Drop in a couple eggs and mix that up.  Now it’s a little runny.

Start folding in the the dry stuff in the bowl that you had set aside.  It starts to thicken up and get – well, what other word can you use? – doughy.

Now stir in a bag of chocolate chips.  Maybe a bag and a half.  Some nuts, if you like that sort of thing.

Get your cookie sheet out, and drop spoonfuls of that dough on there and bake them up for 9-10 minutes.

Try not to gorge the raw dough, them raw eggs will do you in.

What comes out of the oven?  I’ll tell you what doesn’t come out of the oven:

  • Flour does not come out of the oven
  • Salt does not come out of the oven
  • Baking soda does not come out of the oven
  • Butter does not come out of the oven
  • White sugar does not come out of the oven
  • Brown does not come out of the oven
  • Vanilla extract does not come out of the oven
  • Eggs do not come out of the oven
  • Chocolate chips do not come out of the oven
  • Nuts do not come out of the oven

(Those last two may be a bit of a metaphorical stretch)

What you have are Tollhouse cookies.

You don’t taste flour, salt, baking soda, butter, sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract or eggs. You do taste chocolate and nuts, but they’re integral to the cookie, right?

You don’t taste that stuff, but guess what?

It’s in there.

 

 

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So What I Hear Him Saying Is…

He’s NOT okay with his pro se pal Brett Kimberlin being an admitted forger and fabricator of evidence?

Because, you know…DOUBLE STANDARDS, right?

Someone seems a little manic tonight…perhaps the choice between giving himself his shots and taking his pills fell the wrong way?

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Who The Hell Is “Sarah Pallmer?”

And more importantly, where can I get one of those cool uniforms you have to wear for blustering?

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No, seriously – did you INTEND to make 7 mistakes in just 140 characters, Mr. GS-13? (I deduce that you meant the first word to be ALLCAPS, or it would be 8 mistakes, DUMBFUCK.)

Either wait for the hangover to pass or pour a little hair of the dog before you tweet.

Now go sniff a turd, toddlerstalker.

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Start Just Above Your Eyebrows, DUMBFUCK!


May I suggest one of these?

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h/t – Grace, The Jewel in the Crown

 

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK

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Oh, you are, huh?

Why do I sense some textbook Demented Cyberstalker behavior just over the hill?

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And THERE IT IS!! DUMBFUCK (who spent YEARS websurfing the XMFAN forums on the taxpayer dime) thinks the gubbmint might be upset about some other career titsucker visiting his website…

Well, when you put it that way it sort of makes sense, doesn’t it? MALWARE, don’t ya know?

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Because that’s not even a little bit creepy or stalkerish.  I know I get emails from every website visit.  Don’t you? 

OF COURSE THAT’S NOT A REASON TO USE A PROXY SERVER TO VISIT THE WEBSITE OF A KNOWN, ADJUDICATED CYBERSTALKER.

THAT WOULD JUST BE COMICAL, TO WANT TO AVOID SUCH A SHITBAG TRYING TO REACH OUT…

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AND ACCUSE YOU OF A CRIME FOR VISITING HIS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE WEBSITE.

BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST FINE WITH IT.

JUST COMICAL.

Yes, DUMBFUCK…all your self-created adversaries are dimwits.  But remember the pecking order:

DUMBFUCK is to DIMWIT as DIMWIT is to GENIUS.

To recall a DUMBFUCK’S one untintentionally accurate self-assesment: “You clever boys had me pegged.  I am just so stupid, that I am going to dial into that courtroom today and totally fuck myself over.”  

Yup. I see it about the same way.

Looking forward to the spin-into-a-win postgame fear pee cleanup…

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Just A Thought

Earlier today, DUMBFUCK posted the following audio. He says there are no restrictions on the use of it, but he is a world-renowned DUMBFUCK of zero esteem, so I have used the archive.is link here, and not the link he posted.

You can listen to it or not. It sounds like Robbie the Robot with a mouthful of glass wrapped in tinfoil, whispering through cinder blocks from the bottom of a well. Good luck figuring out what he’s on about.

Anyway, he proclaims that Sarah Palmer told NINE PROBABLE LIES WHILE UNDER OATH!!1!1!!1ELEVENTY11!1!11!1!!!

And by God, DUMBFUCK is going to do…something…ABOUT IT!

HARRUMPH!!

No, he isn’t.

He could have…in January.
All he had to do was show up…in January.
But he didn’t, the lazy, stupid TURDROLLING SHITSNIFFING TODDLERSTALKER.

Truth is still a defense to defamation, isn’t it?

I thought so.

He could have appealed the ruling. But that too would have required SHOWING UP, and if there’s one thing Gamma Boy knows how to do, it’s cut and run when things get tough.

Hmm…okay, if there are TWO THINGS the Gutless Gamma knows how to do, they are 1) cut and 2) run when things…

If there are THREE things the DEMENTED DUMBFUCK knows how to to do, they are 1) cut, 2) run for the hills and 3) weep into his petticoats when…

Dammit, if there are FOUR things the TEARSTAINED TURDROLLER knows how to do, they are 1) cut, 2) run for the hills, 3) weep into his sandy petticoats and 4) try to re-litigate his epic failures on Twitter when things get rough.

And I’m stopping there because real life awaits.

But Vinnie says “Hey.”

DM

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