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A while back, my good zombie pal Morgana posted this:
A reminder that since 2009, Bill Schmalfeldt has been unable to drive because, he says, Parkinson’s had so eroded his muscle control and executive function that he could not tell the accelerator from the brake pedal. He decided that it would be a bad idea for society at large to allow Bill Schmalfeldt behind the wheel of an automobile.