…here where DUMBFUCK can see?
He thinks he’s crowing today. He sent this email to some folks at a company called CBRE.
He probably sent it to all the top floor management, virtually guaranteeing it will get circular filed by all the Executive Admins and they’ll all have a good laugh in the cafeteria at lunch.
I notice that he carefully blocked out the name of the person he was talking about, so it’s very hard to tell who he’s faildoxing today.
I mean, who would ever be able to guess?
Practically impossible to figure it out!
DUMBFUCK…why do you even bother? And more to the point, how do you manage? You are the lovechild of Wile E. Coyote and every Tannen male from the Back To The Future trilogy – you run confidently off the nearest cliff, hang there triumphantly for five seconds, and fall straight down into a steaming pile of fresh Slovenian horse manure!
A friend of mine commented on your latest exploit earlier. He said, “Good Lord, is he dumb.”
I said, “Yeah…but FUN to watch!”
I’ll bet in high school your classmates voted you “Most Likely to Run Away and Join The Circus and Mysteriously Vanish Never To Be Seen Again, or Join the Navy Because No One Will Hire Him In This Town.”
But I digress…
Why am I so quiet today?
Isn’t it obvious, DUMBFUCK?
Because it makes you DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!