Are the Rumors True?

Now, I don’t want to get anyone in trouble, but I have heard very disturbing rumors coming from South Carolina…

It would seem that a certain disabled internet radio host likes to take a [REDACTED] directly onto a dinner plate rather than into the [REDACTED] because he likes to [REDACTED] it while it is still [REDACTED].  He has become tired of fishing the [REDACTED] out of the cold [REDACTED] [REDACTED], and besides, the [REDACTED] loses all its [REDACTED] once it gets [REDACTED].   Sometimes he even [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] or [REDACTED] the day before so that when it [REDACTED] in his [REDACTED] the next day, he has an extra [REDACTED] to enjoy with his fresh [REDACTED].

We also hear that the pleasantly plump [REDACTED], whose smiling face is reminiscent of a [REDACTED] Vietnamese [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED], tries to [REDACTED] our radio host extra [REDACTED] so there is enough [REDACTED] the next day for [REDACTED]!

I certainly don’t believe I should be not unhopeful of determining the eventual truth or falsity of these [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] rumors [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] habits of these two [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] from the [REDACTED] [REDACTED].

That would be a shame.

DUMP
TOILET
EAT
STEAMING
POOP
TOILET
WATER
POOP
TEXTURE
WET
EATS
CANNED
CORN
PEANUTS
REAPPEARS
POOP
FLAVOR
POOP
INFLAT-A-SKANK
SPRUNG
PUNJI
STICK
TRAP
FEED
RATIONS
BOUNTY
SHARING
HEINOUS
DISGUSTING
ABOUT
DIETARY
IRREDEEMABLY
DISGUSTING
REJECTS
GENETIC
POOL

(not necessarily in that order)

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