Oh Yeah, He'll Be Back

I can always tell when he’s slinging his bullshit:

  1. He’s still drawing breath (this one is more literal than you might think).
  2. He or his pals are leaving comments here for Patrick Grady from offshore servers.

But he’s turning to other things now, except for stomping trolls…

Sure he is.

My gray, rotting zombie ass.

Dancing Monkeys gotta monkeydance.

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Looking For a Recommendation

I have this friend/acquaintance/person I know/sorta dickish person I’ve never met/total asshole in my life who suffers from a perfidious and easily exacerbated neurological disorder.

I’ve been scouring the web for many weeks looking for a truly top-notch independent website/blog with news and advocacy information that might help him, run by a person with a truly sterling reputation, but I’m really not having any luck.

All I seem to come up with are websites selling absolutely atrocious, really vomit-inducing audio which purports to be comedy. I don’t know what sane person would consider this stuff funny, but I guess even people who are that far gone need a laugh too, I guess. Or not.

Anyway, if someone out there (I’m looking at you, Rick Buchanan) could point me at a cool, well-designed and informative website like that, I’d really appreciate it.

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STOP CONTACTING ME, @mayberryville!

Screencaps are forever:
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Links disappear sometimes:
https://twitter.com/blitzparkinsons/status/516388601970847744

If you don’t want someone to contact you, don’t contact him.

Shorter: “Don’t start nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’.”

Learn to think around a corner, dumbass.

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How To Maintain A Sterling Reputation

Forget your laws of the Internet:

1. McCain’s Law
2. The Streisand Effect

Do not watch this video.

Please do not watch this video.

If you watch this video, do not come to me later looking to get back 19 minutes of your life.

P.S. Does anyone we know live in WINCHESTER, Maryland?

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Monkey Dance Monday

I had the inaugural “Moving On Monday” post all set to go, but the real time Parkinson’s Disease advocacy coming out of Elkridge today has far surpassed anything I could have imagined. Maybe next week.

Remember waaaaay back – gosh, when was it? Seems so long ago…oh, yeah – Saturday, when he said
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You know, I hate to say “he can talk the talk, but he can’t walk the walk,” because that seems just a cruel thing to say to a man, person cartoon supervillain with his challenges.

But when have I ever let propriety stop me?

He can talk the talk:
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Since then, one hundred twenty new tweets (and counting) without one mention of Parkinson’s Disease.

(I know some of you young zombies out there are at least partially responsible for a couple of them – I will generously share credit)

He can’t walk the walk (or roll the roll, as the case may be). He’ll always be back for more punishment.

I hope everyone had a good time watching his masterful Feldtdown today. I didn’t say anything because I was afraid if I did, he might stop.

You’re welcome.

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