I Can Think of Five

…specific purposes other than “engendering hate toward someone:”

  1. Pointage
  2. Laughery 
  3. Mockification 
  4. Informing the global community of landlords 
  5. LULZ
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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK & Sexdoll!

Remember when Bill Schmalfeldt said he was leaving Twitter forever?

2,643,877 times?

He lied about that, too.

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Well…Maybe I was Wrong

Using the Google cache?  When have I ever deleted anything?

Under other circumstances, I might think that some good advice had finally penetrated that dented skull like a masonry bit.

But…

…apparently not.

He refuses to take back the power he has given away to no one who wants it.

What a coward.

What a weeping pussy.

What a disgrace to the name of Leonidas.  “Ephialtes?  May you live…forever.”

…with your shame.

Under the porch, where you belong.

I guess he’ll never see me in court.

But I’ll see him! Next week, in Westminster!

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Looks Like Someone Touched A Nerve

DUMBFUCK said:

As long as people keep their filth inside their own blogs and not in my comment section, or on my Twitter timeline, or on my Facebook account, folks will have nothing to worry about.

Now as far as I can tell, BusPassOffice has made a pastime of sharing comments from an old forum which illustrate NOT ONLY what a fucking idiot our pal DUMBFUCK has been but also FOR HOW VERY, VERY LONG the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger has gone wabbling back to the Fire.

DUMBFUCK seems upset.  I don’t understand why; none of this is reaching ITS comment section, ITS Twitter timeline, or ITS Facebook account.

DUMBFUCK seems upset that this is going on in other people’s blogs. It has to GO LOOKING FOR ITS BUTTHURT.

Like an addict on the pipe.

But there’s this little bit of advice I like to remember in situations just like this.  I’ve forgotten where I first heard it.

It goes like this:

If you are offended by anything you read here, I might suggest that you not visit here again. If you do, and are offended again, that will be your fault… not mine.

DUMBFUCK seems upset.  Its fault.

DUMBFUCK seems bothered. Its fault.

DUMBFUCK seems a little torqued.  Its fault.

DUMBFUCK seems a lot BUTTHURT.  Its fault.

Don’t wanna be upset? Don’t wanna be bothered? Don’t wanna be torqued?

Don’t wanna be BUTTHURT?

Stay away, you weak little pussy.  If you can’t?

Your fault.

UPDATE: THE RETURN OF BADASS BILL!

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Good Morning, Demented Depends™ Dependent Defendant DUMBFUCK!

If visiting my blog on his daily butthurt safari is what he calls ignoring me, I’d be very interested to see what he thinks “paying attention” looks like.

I’m not surprised to see that a lying DUMBFUCK doesn’t know how many days make a week. (Hint: more than six.)

The simple question applies:

“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?”

I hear equal parts Johnnie Walker Red and Liquid Plum’r is pretty tasty. Maybe he could try it and report back.

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Well, Think About It In Geological Time Scales

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About as long as it takes for a a pebble to fall from the lip of the Grand Canyon to the bottom.

On the other hand, how long will it take to backtrace that photo to me?

The Earth will burn to a cinder first.

Please, feel free to hold your breath.

It’s a lot of fun watching other people make you dance!

You have no idea the number and quality of the netizens whom you have pissed off in your cyber-travels, Gulliver.

And you want to know something even funnier?

Neither do I!

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DUMBFUCK Don’t Hafta Remember EVERYTHING…

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…but DUMBFUCK really ought to work on remembering IMPORTANT things…

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Watch me get all shriveled now!

Look what you’ve done!  Oh, I’m melting, melting! Ohhhh, What a world…what a world…

Sorry for mixing my opium-fueled fairy tales, y’all…

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DUMBFUCK GOTTA DUMBFUCK

Screen Shot 1So, that means if there is a court order in the packet she received on December 28, she is bound to comply. RIGHT?

WELL…ONLY IF SHE ACTUALLY RECEIVED THE COURT ORDER.  WHICH DUMBFUCK CAN’T PROVE, BECAUSE LIKE ITS EXCELLENT FRIEND, IT IS TOO CHEAP TO PAY THE FREIGHT FOR RETURN RECEIPT AND RESTRICTED DELIVERY, ACCORDING TO THE SAME UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE THAT DUMBFUCK SAYS PROVES SARAH PALMER RECEIVED A PACKAGE.

“COURT ORDER??? SEZ WHO???”

The Chief Judge for the US District Court for the Eastern District of Wisconsin, Milwaukee Division.

BUT OF ALL THE DUMBFUCKS IN ALL THE JOHNNIE WALKER BOTTLES IN ALL THE WORLD, HE HAD TO STOMP HIS OWN CRANK LIKE ALWAYS.

Sarah should have looked at the form.

IF SHE, YOU KNOW, EVER RECEIVED IT.

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And those 21 days expired on January 18.

Now, what happens to people who disobey court orders?

Screen Shot 3Screen Shot 4IF SHE HASN’T BEEN PROPERLY SERVED?  NOTHING.

Did Sarah Palmer receive an order from the US District Court for the Eastern District of Wisconsin? Yes.

WE HAVE NO IDEA, DO WE, DUMBFUCK?  WE’RE JUST MAKING FUN ASSUMPTIONS WITHOUT SUFFICIENT PROOF.

FACT NOT IN DISPUTE!

OH, I’M AFRAID NOT, DUMBFUCK.  I’M AFRAID NOT.

Did Sarah Palmer comply with the legal order of the court. No.

THAT MIGHT BE TRUE, IF A DUMBFUCK COULD PROVE THAT SARAH PALMER EVEN RECEIVED SUCH AN ORDER.  WHICH IT CAN’T ON ACCOUNT OF BEING SUCH A LAZY FUCKING CHEAPSKATE.

FACT NOT IN DISPUTE!

OH, I’M AFRAID NOT, DUMBFUCK.  I’M AFRAID NOT.

Can Sarah continue to ignore the orders of this court?

COURT ORDER??? SEZ WHO??? A DUMBFUCK???

IF SHE WANTS TO GO TO JAIL AND HAVE A DEFAULT JUDGMENT ENTERED AGAINST HER?

Sure!

DO YOU THINK DUMBFUCK HAS STOPPED WONDERING WHY WE CALL IT A DUMBFUCK YET?  BECAUSE IT REALLY, REALLY SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW.

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Good Morning, Hypocritical Lying DUMBFUCK!

So I got a comment earlier today:

Whose copyright did I steal? Yours? Can I see the certificate? Mr. Dog ever hear of “Fair Use”? Ye GODS, he’s an angry little nebbish, ain’t he just?

Now, this comment came from a server in San Francisco, and we all know very well that our DUMBFUCK is no coward to hide behind TOR like a weeping monkey vulva full of sand.  On the other hand, that writing style SURE IS FAMILIAR, AIN’T IT??  Making demands?  Check!  Mentioning Fair Use?  Double Check!  Still sounds like a lithping eight year old girl with a new thethauruth? Oh, yes indeed it does.  Plus, it misspelled deepbraianradio in the email address.

So on balance, I’m gonna say…yep!  DUMBFUCK.

We all know that DUMBFUCK is ESPECIALLY FUCKING DUMB when it comes to copyright and Fair Use.  What it thinks is Fair Use get many of its books taken down from online booksellers with astonishing regularity.  And what it thinks is not Fair Use still sits right here on this blog, despite its great many attempts to get material taken down.

Thanks, Daisy!

But I thought this an appropriate moment to provide an example of a transformative Fair Use on a copyrighted image.  I even put a little bar over the eyes so you can’t identify the person in the picture, because I’m appropriate like that.

In the interest of protecting the more sensitive souls who visit from getting a fresh case of butthurt, I’m putting it below the jump.  So don’t blame me if you lack the impulse control not to click and see and set your ass aflame.

Continue reading “Good Morning, Hypocritical Lying DUMBFUCK!”

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