By Jove, I Think He’s Got It!

Several years ago, a term surfaced in the business world.

“Branding.”

Use of the term soon branched out from business into social media, with Twitter users, YouTubers and Instagrammers building their personal “brands.”

I think a simple and fair definition of what makes a brand is when you can create an associate a simple word or phrase with yourself or your company. Let me offer some examples.

If I give you the word

BURGERS

it’s likely you will reflexively visualize

or

If I say

COFFEE

a majority of Americans will see

Movie franchises build the same sort of familiarity. The words ALIEN, PREDATOR, and TERMINATOR each conjure very specific images.

It can even apply to people.

If I say, “no-talent butt implants,” we all know I’m talking about Kim Kardashian West. Or some other Kardashian sister. Whatever.

If I say “#MeToo,” Harvey Weinstein. Kevin Spacey. Matt Lauer. Woody Allen. Charlie Rose. Louis C.K. Maybe this wasn’t such a good example.

If I say “fake news,” nobody thinks about trashy supermarket tabloid newspapers “PRINCE LOUIS IS AN ALIEN!!” any longer. For good or ill, we know it’s the mainstream media.

And inevitably, as it always must, the discussion turns back to our favorite DUMBFUCK. For many years, he has been working feverishly to build a brand of his own. And he has been VERY successful. But not in the way he had always hoped.

DERANGED CYBERSTALKER
DEMENTED CYBERTROLL
DUMBFUCK
LOLSUIT LOSER
TODDLERSTALKER
CHAMPION PEACE ORDER RECIPIENT
FAKINSON’S SUFFERER
PANTS-WETTING COWARD
STOLEN VALOR
RACIST
ANTI-SEMITE
VEXATIOUS LITIGANT
MISOGYNIST
LARD ASS
FAILDOX
MENDACIOUS MALODOROUS MANATEE

The list literally (and I mean that LITERALLY) goes on and on.

But now…

…that he is CONSOLIDATING his business and personal accounts (betcha he missed more than a few in that consolidation <— this is FORESHADOWING!)…

…now that he has become @BlueMyrtleBeach, he has his brand:

@1934radio
@2014Radio
@A*************
@AudioOddities
@AwalkerUnmasked
@BalmerLiberal
@bexmajella
@bill365radio
@BillSchmalfeldt
@BlitzParkinsons
@BloodontheMike
@bloodonthemike
@BloodontheMike
@bluemyrtlebeach
@BooksOBilly
@b*********
@BrainSlices
@BreitbartsBane
@BreitbitNews
@breitbitnews
@breitbitnews
@BreitbitNewsNet
@B**************
@bschmalfeldt
@ByeByeHoggy
@CabinBoyBilly
@cabinboycomedy
@CabinBoyRadio
@CBParodyRecords
@CBParodyRecords
@CBParodyRecords
@classichits365
@ClintIconoclast
@comedyparkinsons
@ComedyVengeance
@C*************
@CranialVault365
@cybergnome55
@DaLiberalGrouch
@DeadAndrew
@DeepBrainMedia
@DeepBrainRadio
@DeepBrainRadio
@DeepBrainRadio
@DeepBrainTV
@deepstatenews
@DementiaHouse
@DerangedComic
@DespicableBill
@DevilsVictrola
@dirtyschnitzel
@dirtyschnitzel
@DJ_Littlefinger
@DystopianHijinx
@ElPasoSwing
@endtimestribune
@endtimestribune
@EPInternetRadio
@FatManPodcast
@FatManPodcast
@f*************
@FightRightRadio
@Fite_Rite_Radio
@FreestateLib
@FrendoDaPeeples
@FTR_Radio
@FTRRadioNews
@FTRRNews
@GhostRadioOnlin
@ghostradonlin
@grouch365
@grouchcast
@Grouchcast365
@grouchyoldlib
@hamiltonpigg
@hardboiledradio
@HogeWatch
@HogeWJJ
@hoggyjr1
@hoggysenior
@hotcheeseshot
@HowardCoLiberal
@i94radio
@Iconoclast52732
@icrapradio
@ih8radio365
@ih8radio365
@InjusticeBuster
@intheseendtimes
@johnnycapstone
@justplainbill15
@justplainbill15
@LakeBreezeRadio
@laststoplounge
@Leonidas_BU
@LesterKlemper
@LiberalGabFest
@LiberalGrouch
@LiberalGrouch16
@l**************
@LiberalGrouchcast
@liberalgrouchcd
@LibGrouchcast
@LibralLiberator
@libtardmedia
@LobotomyRadio
@lobotomysandwich
@LordOfSatire
@MackCanudo
@markinmd2
@MBFreeSpeech
@mementomaury15
@MentalHealthRad
@Merrywidower
@mikeontheblood
@m*******
@Mr_Plaintiff
@MrTattleTale
@munkomania
@MunkoMentia
@MunkoTales
@MusicUnshackled
@NatBloggersClub
@NatlLibExaminer
@NewsRoomDude
@nodakeditor
@NoRadio4OldMen
@NuclearLawfare
@OddcastGallery
@OldManLive365
@OldRadioGrump
@OldUncleBastard
@Omnicast365
@OnlineRadioSRN
@OnlineRadioSRN
@O************
@ParkinsonPundit
@ParkinsonsHumor
@Parkinsonsmedia
@ParkinsonsRadio
@ParkyBill
@ParkyBillTweets
@ParkyPundit
@PatOmbudsman
@PatriotOmbud
@P******
@PDPersecution
@phonynostalgia
@PodcastPair
@P***********
@PoopFlakedBeard
@PORadioBTR
@PurloinedParody
@R***********
@Radio_Slappy
@Radio1944
@RadioBernie365
@radiobill
@RadioDrumpf
@RadioNixonUSA
@r**********
@RadioParkinsons
@r**********
@RadioShilohNews
@RadioWiseguy
@RadioWMS
@r*******
@RMNixonRadio
@SchmalfeldtBill
@SchmalfeldtRUs
@SchmalTalkRadio
@SlappyMcWingnut
@Startingat60
@stogiecarbuncle
@TeabagTribune
@TeamSchmalfeldt
@TechnoratiTroll
@The_Book_Jerk
@The_Walking_Zed
@TheBrainBrunch
@TheFatMan_BTR
@TheGrouchcast
@TheHonyockKing
@TheLiberalGrouch
@TheLibrulGrouch
@TheMaxGluteus
@TheMerryWidower
@TheSordidTruth
@TheTruthTribune
@TidingsofDoom
@TimeSkipRadio
@TrailerTrashGuy
@truckstopdolly
@Trumperama
@trumpthumpcast
@TrumpThumpRadio
@Truthatory
@TwoStiffsRadio
@Vergeltung
@VeryBadRadio
@waroftheweasels
@Weltschmerz1955
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@W************
@wjjjhoge
@WMS_DB_Online
@WMSBroadcasting
@WMSBroadcasting
@WMSBroadcasting
@WMSchmalfeldt
@wmschmalfeldt
@WMSdb
@WMSMusicRadio
@WMSRadio1943
@WMSRadioNetwork
@WorthingSuesBlogger
@YouGetNoQuarter
@YoungestOldDude
@YourBigFatRadio

For the record, that is nearly 230 separate – if not unique – Twitter handle creations or changes. me are still active.

He has a BRAND.

His Brand is

REBRANDING!

It’s got to work eventually. An infinite number of monkeys pounding on an infinite number of typewriters can’t possibly be wrong.

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Everything Old (And Stupid, Pointless, Bound To Fail)…

…is New (and Stupid, Pointless, Bound to Fail) Again!

REBRANDING!!!

Please welcome the all-same-old, all-stupid, all-poop-obsessed, racist, bigoted, anti-Semite, misogynist, stolen valor (boy, I hope the PD at KDSN read those posts), hypocritical, pet abandoning, almost was a radio host again until he started insulting potential listeners before he got on the air, lying motherfucker Bill Schmalfeldt back to Twitter as @TrumpThumpCast.

At least for a couple days, anyway.

Have we reached 250 handles yet? Or are we not getting excited again until he nears 300 handles, which should be right around the 4th of July, I think?

I wonder why this blog keeps getting hits from Denison, Iowa?  It never used to…perhaps someone is someone stuck there without a job or the means to get back to South Carolina? Someone who just wants to be left alone and live his life, if only he could break this addiction to butthurt?

What a shame…(not really)…

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No One Expects the REBRANDING!

Translation:

Because the Peckerwrecker has threatened to kick me out if I don’t, I am ending my association with @breitbartunmask and REBRANDING!! effective immediately, instead of waiting until she dies in a puddle up to her armpits of her own waste, like I did in 2015 with what’s-her-name. (Don’t worry though – “Langston Hews” remains on staff, at least until I come up with a new yet equally transparent and stupid pseudonym.) I thank them for giving me the opportunity to spread my unwashed ass cheeks and crap all over their website and contribute to the destruction of what remains of their reputation, just as I have thoroughly dismantled my own. I wish them good luck in cleaning up the remains of what once had the potential to be a web presence as truly useless as Crooks and Liars.

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