This terrorist-jock-sniffing DUMBFUCK files a lawsuit, an instant loser, apparent to any reasonable observer.
He crows about owning cars, houses, ALL THE THINGS!!!
And the defendants simply play by the rules defined rather than the rules he wants.
And he stomps his jimmies.
And when the moment comes around, as it always does, when he can no longer deny the reality of his failure and he realizes that he must find that impossible path of escape from his own foolishness…
Someone tells him how.
Pay. Apologize. Change.
It’s the only way.
And he says, “They want me to eat a big bowl of shit.”
It’s his own shit. He built that. Of course he should eat it. He probably won’t change his ways even if he did, but if he doesn’t there’s no possible way.
And he says no.
“I won’t change until you leave me alone,” he says. “I’m just going to keep stalking toddlers and threatening families and collecting restraining orders until you stop saying mean things about me. Because journalism.”
But we tried that. More than once. He doesn’t make threats, he makes promises. Sometimes he even signs a contract.
And then he breaks those promises. Because
PARKINSONS! EXECUTIVE FUNCTION! IMPULSE CONTROL! MAYONNAISE!
There’s a reason that everyone here knows that his harassment of others will not end until he can no longer interact with the internet.
He’s an Internet Crack Whore. The Amy Winehouse of the World Wide Web, only with no discernible talent. (disclaimer: Joke. Insult. Protected Speech. Fuck off.)
As the sign says, If you keep doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep getting what you’ve always got.
He doesn’t get that no one is afraid of him.
He doesn’t get that in his new situation, he has a lot more to lose than any of his perceived adversaries, and a lot more talent arrayed against him to make it happen.
A LOT MORE.
If the alternative to losing everything involves parting with some money and some dignity that he never had to begin with, plus a figurative appointment with a bowl and spoon, well…
He should take his own advice:
“If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow, repeat. It goes quicker.”
And the nice thing is he doesn’t even have to wash the spoon first.
TO THE DEFENSE TEAM: DUMBFUCK LACKS THE RESOURCES TO WIN AND THE SELF-AWARENESS TO SURRENDER. SO BE IT. PLEASE DON’T LET HIM ESCAPE THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS BAD ACTS THIS TIME.