And The Idiot Self-Identifies AGAIN!

It’s really quite remarkable.

This is DUMBFUCK’S most recent post promoting his most recent poopcast, I mean, podcast.

Let’s tally up the stupid, shall we? Continue reading “And The Idiot Self-Identifies AGAIN!”


I’m Just Gonna Leave This Here

Project Sauron Malware Found Stealing Sensitive Data from 30 Government Networks Worldwide after Five Years Undetected

You could read the whole thing, but in this case…why?


Think about that…



It became a sports and a pop culture milestone, and led to one of the more controversial verdicts in the annals of American criminal criminal justice.

Sometime late in the evening of June 12, 1994, Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman were viciously murdered outside Simpson’s condominium in Los Angeles’ Brentwood neighborhood.  He had gone there to return a pair of sunglasses that Nicole’s mother had left at the restaurant where he was a waiter.

Goldman was stabbed to death.  Nicole Simpson’s throat was nearly hacked in two.  According to police, the wounds to her throat were so deep that her larynx was visible and her C3 vertebra had been nicked by the murder weapon.

The next morning, LAPD detectives went to OJ Simpson’s estate on Rockingham.  Believing there was a possibility that Simpson might be injured or in danger, they entered the estate from the rear.  On the way to the house they found a white Ford Bronco with evidence of blood on the interior and exterior.

Simpson was not home.  He had flown to Chicago late the previous night.

As the police continued to investigate and build a case against Simpson, he retained Robert Shapiro as counsel.

By June 17, the police and the LA District attorney determined that they had sufficient evidence file charges and arrest Simpson for the murders.

After being asked to surrender in connection with the murder of his ex-wife and her friend, Simpson instead led authorities
on a wild chase across L.A.’s freeways that was broadcast live on television around the world.

I’ll let the L.A. Times take over the timeline:

The chase started in Orange County and ended in the driveway of Simpson’s Brentwood estate.Here is a timeline of that day two decades ago as compiled by The Times on Friday, June 17, 1994:


8:30 a.m.: Robert Shapiro, lawyer for O.J. Simpson, receives call from LAPD officials telling him to surrender his client.

9:30 a.m.: Shapiro goes to an undisclosed home in the San Fernando Valley and informs Simpson he will have to surrender by 11 a.m.

Murder charges are filed against Simpson in the slayings of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman; arraignment is scheduled for the afternoon.

11 a.m.: Simpson is scheduled to surrender.


Shortly after noon, according to Shapiro, the lawyer receives call from LAPD officials telling him that police must announce that Simpson is a fugitive. Shapiro gives police directions to the house.

Police arrive at the San Fernando Valley house. Shapiro, who is with Simpson’s doctors and others in a room at the house, says Simpson and Al Cowlings, a former college and pro football teammate of Simpson who had been with him, had left the house.

1:50 p.m.: LAPD Cmdr. David Gascon announces that Simpson has not surrendered for arraignment as scheduled and is a fugitive.

2 p.m.: Police respond to 911 call at the scene of the slayings, after a man identified as Nicole Simpson’s father comes out of the house asking people to call 911.

3 p.m.: An LAPD officer at Nicole Brown Simpson’s condominium tells reporters, “O.J. Simpson is not here.”

Dist. Atty. Gil Garcetti, at a news conference, says anyone helping Simpson to flee will be prosecuted as a felon. “We will find Mr. Simpson and bring him to justice.” Police are searching for his former teammate, Cowlings. Garcetti says prosecutors have not decided whether to seek the death penalty in the case.

4:45 p.m.: Police issue an arrest warrant for Cowlings.


5 p.m.: Shapiro holds a press conference, during which longtime Simpson friend Robert Kardashian reads a letter from Simpson: “Don’t feel sorry for me,” ends the note. “I’ve had a great life, great friends. Please think of the real O.J. and not this lost person. Thanks for making my life special. I hope I helped yours. Peace and love. O.J.”

5:51 p.m.: Simpson reportedly makes a 911 call from a cellular phone in his Ford Bronco. His location is traced to the Santa Ana (5) Freeway in Orange County near Lake Forest, where his ex-wife, Nicole, was buried Thursday [June 16th].

5:56 p.m.: CHP begins pursuit.

7:30 p.m.: After moving onto the Artesia (91) Freeway, the Bronco turns north on the San Diego (405) Freeway in Torrance, soon encountering crowds standing on the roadway and overpasses.

7:57 p.m.: Simpson and Cowlings arrive at Simpson’s Brentwood home and negotiations for surrender begin.

8:47 p.m.: Police issue an all-clear after taking Simpson into custody.

9:37 p.m.: Simpson arrives at Parker Center in police custody.

On this day in history in Maryland, not much happened.


Well, It’s News To Me

Apparently Virginia attorney Aaron Walker, currently serving as defense counsel in a federal defamation LOLSuit filed in Wisconsin last December, has agreed to represent the Plaintiff in that case in some other venue.

In an article at Bunnyboy Unread (safe link) Defendant Matt Osborne headlines his story “Attorney Defends Online Bullies and Stalkers of Children.”

Osborne does not mention if the Online Bullies and Stalkers of Children Walker is defending have been the subject of NINE orders of restraint in five states, including one preventing him from STALKING and BULLYING a three year old CHILD.

Given that Osborne’s co-defendant is none other than adjudicated online harasser, toddlerstalker and demented, cyberstalking DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt, one supposes the lack of thoroughness in the story could be excused as a dual matter of self-preservation and professional courtesy.

This reporter finds it facially difficult to believe that Attorney Walker would step up to defend such a loser dickbag, but perhaps today his better angels (and an astronomical upfront retainer) convinced him that even the Diminished Capacity Kids of society deserve a competent advocate after so many times failing on their own.

When contacted to confirm or deny the story earlier today, the only response from Mr. Walker was a gale of breathless, hysterical laughter and the sound of a phone hitting the floor.

Draw your own conclusions.


Bad Liars Are Always Fun To Watch

On Tuesday, Bill Schmalfeldt lied in his podcast.

I know. Close your mouth, you’ll catch flies.

He did an entire segment on a blog post written by our Morgana at Billy Sez.  His dulcet tones are on full display in this 14 minute segment, where he apparently tries to make Sarah Palmer sound as shrewish as his late wife:

That’s only there for CONTEXT, because we are all so very familiar with how much DUMBFUCK hates being taken out of context.  I think it’s NECESSARY – as a matter of reporting – to include the whole segment so the idiot doesn’t claim that I put words in his mouth.

But the portions that really matter are a pair of drops contained in the segment.  Each clip is followed by a transcript of the clip itself.

“And the piece you’re talking about, I wrote, I thought it over for about an hour, and I took it down because I…didn’t…like it.  It was on the internet for all of perhaps a bit more than an hour.”

“K…all right, so it’s all my fault for a column I wrote, and took down after an hour because I was ashamed of it, while Krendler’s much more raunchy, filthy parody of what I wrote stays online. M’kay.”

Three times in those clips Schmalfeldt admits that he wrote the column that was once found at NOT A LINK —> <— NOT A LINK.  He also said three times in the same span that the post was up for a) about an hour, b)perhaps a bit more than an hour, and c) an hour.

It’s not there anymore, of course.

Coward Tweet

Mr. “I stand by the things I’ve written” deleted it after about an hour.

So he says.

But what does the evidence say?  The stuff he can’t get at and memory hole?

Well, there is an archive site I found that shows a timestamp for the post of 3/26/2014 at 17:34.

Earliest Stamp


I was unable to determine what Time Zone that time represents, but it seems more than reasonable to conclude that it is local time where it was posted.  That was Elkridge, MD at the time, and the time was Eastern Daylight Time.  That would have been GMT–5 hours.  So the earliest known time of existence for that post, based on available certified evidence, was 3/26/2014 at 22:34 GMT.

Now, according to known and proven lying shitsniffer Bill Schmalfeldt, he left that post “on the internet for all of perhaps a bit more than an hour.”

Giving a generous benefit of the doubt to a DUMBFUCK who has repeated the same thing three times in less than five minutes in his podcast, let’s say he left it up for two whole hours.  That means that BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, and allowing for a 100% margin of error, he took it down no later than by 3/27/2014 at 00:34 GMT.

Did he?

Of course not!

How do we know this, other than the historical fact that Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar, and a really terrible liar at that?

Evidence, obviously.

ARCHIVE.ORG, otherwise known as The Wayback Machine, renders its realtime website captures in GMT.  There is only one successful capture for the post in question, and the timestamp on that capture is 03/27/2014 at 04:20:48.  You can even see it in the URL.

Last Capture

You can click that image and go straight to the post on the Wayback Machine.  And if someday, somehow, that doesn’t work you can also go here:

So what you are looking at is a window from 3/26/2014 at 22:34 to 3/27/2014 at 04:20 when the post in question was available to be captured by the Wayback Machine.

For those of you who were told there would be no math, that window is six hours and forty six minutes long.

“A little more” than an hour.

If you think a bottle of Johnnie Walker is “a little more” than a shot of Johnnie Walker.

If you think a walk across Milwaukee is “a little more” than a walk down to the mailbox.

As if that weren’t enough, I have another source who I could name, but I won’t because I refuse to be responsible for the sudden flood of blood bursting from Bill Schmalfeldt’s eyes at the sight of it. Not to mention liquids from other places.

He says he took a backup of the site in question on March 25th 2014, and the post was not there.  He says the whole site came down for some reason (probably mass memory-holing, but let’s be generous and call it “site maintenance”) on the 27th and when it was restored on the 28th, the post was no longer available.  So at an absolute minimum, the post was available for nearly seven hours, and likely more than that.  At a maximum it may have been up for as long as a 36 hours.

Either way…it’s a lot more than an hour.

I wonder if Bill Schmalfeldt would like a chance to give his side of the story.

UPDATE – 3 hours prior to the publication of this story, I tweeted the following:


In response, I received the following:

Are you serious?

  1. You’re a stalker – it’s what you do,
  2. Google Alert on your name
  3. You answered, didn’t you?

Right.  I’ll just put: “Flustered, Mr. Schmalfeldt shouted ‘get the hell off my porch!’and slammed the door.”

So he denies nothing, is the get here.


Wisdom, Timely Then and Timely Now

In 2003, Bill Whittle published a brilliant essay titled Sanctuary. Because his web presence, while constant, has also been dynamic, it’s a bit hard to find now, but I tracked down a copy here. I encourage you to set aside an hour and read the whole thing.

It was wisdom then, at the time of the Iraq War.

And after yesterday’s attacks in Paris, it is greater wisdom now:

Our soldiers are fighting and dying to install what any sane person can see is a widely-representative democracy, heroically elected at great personal risk. Opposing them are a shadow army of former secret policemen, state torturers, and foreign invaders of every stripe who kill Iraqi policemen, behead innocent Iraqi cabdrivers, and detonate car bombs at the opening of new schools and children’s centers. There may be an explanation for this support I am not seeing. I, for one, can not get past the idea that millions of Western Progressives would rather see a nation re-enslaved, or erupt in civil war, or have twenty thousand of their countrymen come home in boxes than admit that they were wrong.

And they have the audacity, the unmitigated gall, to claim the moral high ground?

I am trying my level best to understand how and why someone who professes to be for freedom for artists, homosexuals and women — not to mention unlimited personal expression of every stripe — can take the side of 8th Century religious fanatics who brag about murdering writers, stoning women, beheading homosexuals and instituting moral policemen at every street corner with unquestioned authority to beat, jail or execute anyone suspected of being insufficiently pious.

I used to wonder why civilizations fell. No longer. I see it now before my eyes, every day. Civilizations do not fall because the Barbarians storm the walls. The forces of civilization are far too powerful, and those of barbarism far too weak, for that to happen.

Civilizations fall because the people inside the Sanctuary throw open the gates.

If you’re wondering how ISIS infiltrated Paris so thoroughly, you can stop now.

If your sense of “tolerance,” and “social justice” carries greater weight than your obligation to uphold your civilization…Paris happens.