Really, What Can Be Said?

The pictures tell the story.

Probably several!

Dance Munko!Oh, definitely.

A lot of this, for sure:
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He’s probably feeling like this…
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…but I seriously doubt it was caused by keeling over while petting his girlfriend’s (Seriously? Girlfriend?) dog…

…because let’s face it – with the verified internet history of a demented cyberharassing troll like Sphincterlips Sandysnatch, the only girlfriend he’s ever going to have will be getting an EXORBITANT hourly rate…up front. In cash.

Then again, he’s got quite a lot of familiarity with that lifestyle.

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Good Morning, Demented Depends™ Dependent Defendant DUMBFUCK!

If visiting my blog on his daily butthurt safari is what he calls ignoring me, I’d be very interested to see what he thinks “paying attention” looks like.

I’m not surprised to see that a lying DUMBFUCK doesn’t know how many days make a week. (Hint: more than six.)

The simple question applies:

“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?”

I hear equal parts Johnnie Walker Red and Liquid Plum’r is pretty tasty. Maybe he could try it and report back.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

If DUMBFUCK should ever wonder if His Accurate Reflection will stop anytime soon, here’s a great way to get an idea:

  1. Print out the post he raged together last night
  2. Wander down to the common room
  3. Go back to the Mangina Cave and brush his teeth because nobody loves the smell of whiskey-breath at the crack of noon
  4. Back to the common room
  5. Introduce himself to any complete stranger (really, anyone would do, since he never seems to leave the Mangina Cave)
  6. Ask that stranger to read the rage-post
  7. Ask the stranger if he thinks the author of that post is crazy and should leave those poor people alone for God’s sake
  8. Disregard the advice of the stranger
  9. Go back to the Mangina Cave, dox that stranger and get him kicked out of the home.

 

And just for the sake of clarification:  It’s not a matter of “it’s OK when they do it, but not when a DUMBFUCK does it…”

It’s not OK when I do it.

Remember, DUMBFUCK:  Your game.  Your rules. It’s OK – BECAUSE YOU DO IT.

If you don’t like your rules being used against you, well…they’re your rules.

Change them.

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Well, That Was Unexpected

Capture

And by “unexpected,” I mean completely expected.

#buhbyenow

UPDATE:  The Truth Tribune and The Pontificator are also down.

Spoliate! Spoliate! Scrub to the music!

I guess that “giant sucking sound” we all just heard was someone’s stones crawling back inside the vagina where they will only ever be found with an electron microscope.

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Several Things, Offhand…

  1. “Well, the first thing you should know is, we have people…everywhere.”
  2. “Um…’Yawn?'”
  3. “Coffee is the highlight of the day so far.”
  4. “You’re a DUMBFUCK. But this isn’t news to anyone. Least of all the St. Francis Police Department.”
  5. “Thanks for the OUTSTANDING Monkeydancing yesterday. Truly spectacular! You really brought your A-game.”
  6. “I shudder to think how much material you’d have saved if you were really the stalker that NINE RESTRAINING ORDERS IN FIVE STATES say you are.”
  7. “Looks like today is going to be a beautiful day. Maybe some lucky local member of the Horde will happen to see you taking a rolly stroll this afternoon. You just never know, do you?”
  8. “The intimacy of your knowledge of the priorities and inner workings of law enforcement processes is truly mind-boggling.”
  9. “But not in the way you think it is.”
  10. “Seriously – if it worked the way you say, you’d be the – well, that would be telling, wouldn’t it?”
  11. “You might need a caliper to measure your balls…I use a wheelbarrow just to tote mine around.”
  12. “A really BIG wheelbarrow.”

Anything else you wanna hear, DUMBFUCK?

Anything else to add, Horde ?

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK

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Oh, you are, huh?

Why do I sense some textbook Demented Cyberstalker behavior just over the hill?

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And THERE IT IS!! DUMBFUCK (who spent YEARS websurfing the XMFAN forums on the taxpayer dime) thinks the gubbmint might be upset about some other career titsucker visiting his website…

Well, when you put it that way it sort of makes sense, doesn’t it? MALWARE, don’t ya know?

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Because that’s not even a little bit creepy or stalkerish.  I know I get emails from every website visit.  Don’t you? 

OF COURSE THAT’S NOT A REASON TO USE A PROXY SERVER TO VISIT THE WEBSITE OF A KNOWN, ADJUDICATED CYBERSTALKER.

THAT WOULD JUST BE COMICAL, TO WANT TO AVOID SUCH A SHITBAG TRYING TO REACH OUT…

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AND ACCUSE YOU OF A CRIME FOR VISITING HIS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE WEBSITE.

BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST FINE WITH IT.

JUST COMICAL.

Yes, DUMBFUCK…all your self-created adversaries are dimwits.  But remember the pecking order:

DUMBFUCK is to DIMWIT as DIMWIT is to GENIUS.

To recall a DUMBFUCK’S one untintentionally accurate self-assesment: “You clever boys had me pegged.  I am just so stupid, that I am going to dial into that courtroom today and totally fuck myself over.”  

Yup. I see it about the same way.

Looking forward to the spin-into-a-win postgame fear pee cleanup…

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


And no one forgets that better than you.

But you dance purty.

Dance, monkey! DAAAAAAAAANCE!!!
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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

And weren’t you up into the wee hours howling at the unfairness of it all?!?
image Oh, I’m sorry…I think I must have forgotten to mention the poisoned, barbed corkscrew.image Yeah, you really want to get an idiot like that disqualified and replaced with a competent cutthroat attorney who will yank your heart out of your chest and use it parboil his bratwurst.  Good call, DUMBFUCK.  Especially since you, me and the whole world know you don’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell of getting it done anyway, and the Worst Lawyer in the World is giving you the legal beatdown of your about-to-end pro se career.
image Yup, poor little Sarah Palmer, YET ANOTHER weak little icky, female type GIRL who has kicked your pathetic ass around a courtroom.
image What a damn shame you weren’t there to contradict her at the appropriate time set by the court to do so.  You really woulda showed her, right?image Dude – what happened?  You had a nice shouty flow working there with your ALL CAPS style, and that lower case ‘t’ slipped in and ruined the whole thing!

I deduct 10 style points.image Now that’s better!  You have to make sure the CAPS LOCK stays LOCKED if you want that hateflow to really stand out.image And speaking of “LIAR! PERJURER!” you don’t even remember what it is you’re lying about right here, do you?  Of course you don’t.

Because you’re a DUMBFUCK.
image But you do threaten people, DUMBFUCK. And there are photos of YOU on the Internet – posted by YOU – pointing what looks like a loaded weapon through the paper thin walls of your former showplace tincasa at GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT on the other side of that wall. Your finger was ON THE TRIGGER.

Aren’t you the guy who took a photo of WJJ Hoge IV cleaning a disassembled pistol and stoked it up into a DEATH THREAT!1!1ELEVENTY!11!!?

And you seem just about as clinically insane as it is possible to get.

What is an ordinary, reasonable, sane person supposed to conclude?

Oh, wait…how would you know?

image Just because they never picked up the phone?  Weak.image Yes.  You did.  Are you trying to claim that placing before the public the medical details of a third party is somehow a fair, ethical and reasonable act, especially when it is in violation of a valid, documented cease and desist order?

And if so, why does it so upset you that Aaron Walker placed in evidence before the court YOUR OWN CONFESSION that you are indeed demented?

Rules for thee but not for me?

Sorry, but Bill Schmalfeldt’s Accurate Reflection don’t play that game.
image Yes, that’s exactly what you did, oh great unemployable GS-13 writer editor.  Can you say “probable provable admission against interest?”

I knew that you could.
image Ask your attorney Johnnie Walker, Esq. to explain the First Amendment to you, in really small words.  Then, Shut off the Internet and go home, DUMBFUCK.  You’re drunk.image That may be true, but grouped among stupid women you HAVE met, poor stupid Sarah Palmer would rank no higher than fourth.

You have been married three times, if I’m not mistaken?
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AND THERE IT IS!!  THE FIRST CHINK IN THE ARMOR APPEARS, JUST AS IT ALWAYS DOES.

“We’ll see how the lawsuit goes.”

DUMBFUCK to English translation: “Oh my God, when did that giant brick wall jump out in front the Scooty Puff of DOOM (It’s red. Vroom! VROOM!!)?

That’s right, DUMBFUCK! Your pathetic lawsuit is doomed.  As predicted on the day you filed it, fatal flaws exposed, its very lifeblood rushing away in torrents from the cuts opened by The Worst Lawyer in the World.

Theres nothing you can do to save it. You know it. I know it. SuperParaLegal John Hoge knows it. Sarah Palmer knows it. Eric Johnson knows it. Brett Kimberlin knows it.

This was an outstanding little rage-and-alcohol fueled Feldtdown.  Thank you so much!

You are an idiot, and your own actions expose you.

We are merely bystanders, here to point and laugh at the spectacle that you, in your infinite ignorance and hubris, continue to provide and refuse to acknowledge.

And the FUN continues…

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ECF 24 – Motion to Supplement on PACER

There’s also a Motion for Summary Judgment, which seems a little premature, but then I hear that’s always been a problem for DUMBFUCK…

There may be a few…uh…transcription errors! Yeah!  in this version of the pleading.

Whoops.

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