So, last night, we fisked the shit out of Billy-boy’s non-apology apology to me. I’m sure that you all have seen what we have posted over at Billy Sez about how the corpulent one has doubled down on said non-apology. It’s just truly amazing how he keeps doing the same things over and over and over again, getting the same result, each and every time. It’s as if he thinks he’s the only one in the room with a brain. He’d actually better rethink that train of thought because if he IS the only one in the room with a brain and he’s with the zombie horde…. Well, let’s just say it wouldn’t be a pleasant dinner party for Billy, now would it? Heh!
…for no particular reason.
And let slip the dogs of war!
It seems that Bill “Fair Use For Me But Not For Thee” Schmalfeldt has posted an email he received from Aaron Walker in response to one of his empty, self-serving requests for a “moratorium” on family insults.
He had the gall to open the post with this twaddle:
©2015 by Bill Schmalfeldt
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
ANY QUOTE OR REPRINT OF CONTENT FROM THIS ARTICLE WITHOUT PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR WILL BE CONSIDERED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND PROSECUTED AS SUCH IN FEDERAL COURT
Aaron responded with both barrels. Add in the devastation of several mortars, some fixed artillery, a small aerial bombardment and for the cherry on the insult to injury sundae, a particularly well-placed shot from a flaming trebuchet. In other words, well within the bounds of reason. My particularly favorite part was when Aaron said “and if you don’t like what I am saying now, maybe you shouldn’t have written such a fucking hypocritical request.” Yeah, go figure.
In return, Billy-boy offered to provide Aaron’s contact information so that anyone could contact Aaron to “tell him what you think of his letter and this blatant extortion.” I actually might take Billy up on it just so I can send Aaron one of my world-famous cheesecakes if that’s the sort of goodie he likes.
Now, we here at The Thinking Man’s Zombie would never, ever, ever think of doing the same, as Billy refers to himself as a “private citizen.” And he is clearly in a difficult place emotionally since today ends in “y.”
But, if you would like William’s home address so that you could drop off a nice footlong-and-mayo casserole while he and TJ wait for when the vigil ends, or if you’d like to call or email him just to let him know you’re thinking of him, you can find that information conveniently located in the signature block of every LOLsuit he has ever filed, including several failed ones against the HZIC of this very site. And let’s not forget the LOLsuit that includes Patrick Grady as well if we are being fair.
Feel free. I’m sure he’d appreciate the gesture.
Given: WJJ Hoge III, with an active and valid Peace Order against Bill Schmalfeldt in 2013, for a brief and probably unintentional period followed BM-DMC on Twitter. The result was a massive pre-Feldtdown Feldtdown by the massive weeping monkey vulva.
Given: Bill Schmalfeldt, adjudicated cyberstalker and cyberharraser, is also the object of a Stalking No Contact Order held by Patrick Grady which forbids not only contact but monitoring.
Given: Bill Schmalfeldt recently filed a federal LOLSUIT against “Patrick Grady aka Paul Krendler.” One can conclude from this that the nit-brained suckhole tincasa dweller supposes not only that we are one and the same, but that he can prove it, and more importantly, will be afforded the opportunity to do so.
With these facts and conclusions in evidence, what then are we to conclude when adjudicated cyberstalker and cyberharasser Bill Schmalfeldt, subject of a Stalking No Contact Order against a man he has repeatedly stated he can prove is the owner of this blog, does this?
Dave Barry can write about colonoscopies and be entertaining because Dave Barry is funny.
DUMBFUCKS cannot write about colonoscopies because DUMBFUCKS are neither entertaining nor funny. At least, not in ways that they intend to be.
Another difference between Dave Barry and a DUMBFUCK is that one of these has a working knowledge of appropriate social boundaries…
AND THE USE OF VISUAL AIDS!
Oh, look! FAIR USE!
And you want to start limbering those LULZ muscles veeeeery early…better safe than sorry.
By way of Twitchy, I recently found out the geniuses at Vox.com have invaded the wheelhouse of a certain journolist in a certain Maryland trailer park.
How he didn’t get this freelance assignment, I’ll never understand!
I give you, complete with accompanying imagery…the poop-splainer.