I love when a DUMBFUCK tries to insult someone’s intelligence, only to lace up the golf cleats once more and stomp his crank by fucking up the movie reference, making himself look like the idiot he is.
Used to be, not so long ago, that if John Hoge posted something on the Internet, you could count on a DUMBFUCK to stick that post into Google and call John a plagiarist for repeating a joke.
(Remind me to tell you the one about the lardass cripple who hired a flatbed truck and a forklift to haul him to court – it’s a really good one!)
Recently though, DUMBFUCK seems to have lost the knack for searching the Internet for thing other people have said.
Over at Cabin Boy Unread (no), a commenter named “Bob” took issue with the whinging that DUMBFUCK was aiming at Jason Chaffetz over his assertion that it might come down to a choice between paying a premium for the insurance or picking up that sweet iPhone.
Bob pointed out that long before Rep. Chaffetz spoke out on Sunday, President Lightbringer was saying essentially the same thing:
As you can see, DUMBFUCK’S response was as filled with grace and charm as anything else he’s ever written. ALWAYS WITH THE BUTT STUFF…and especially so when the commenter in question shares a name with his monoplacental twin! I wonder if there’s some deeper meaning there…
But it seems…what’s the word?…QUEER! that a DUMBFUCK so skilled at finding quotes on the Internet would go begging for help in this instance, when it’s right out in front of God and EVERYBODY to find.
Copy. Paste. Search. Result.
5 seconds, tops.
Whoo! Somebody get me a cold drink, I am exhausted.
UPDATE: After deleting a comment wherein “Bob” provided the linkage DUMBFUCK requested, “Bob” reposted the video. Sadly the archive does not retain the image, but I feel confident it is the same video posted above.
So now we have a record when DUMBFUCK deletes this comment too, during work hours at KMCN-FM.
Acually KRENDLER am LAW. But DUMBFUCK surely doesn’t remember being told here that in Maryland, YOU ONLY GET ONE dispositive motion to dismiss, and you have to lay out all your defenses at once. The judge remembered, though, and ruled as anyone not DUMB AS FUCK knew he must.
LAW am LAW, and RULES am RULES. And now DUMBFUCK has violated a judge’s order, because of course he did. He wouldn’t be our DUMBFUCK otherwise.
By the way, do you know what an opposing party must do with properly submitted discovery?
Do you know what an opposing party must do with improperly submitted discovery?
Not a goddamn thing. Except possibly explain why they don’t have to do a goddamn thing.
RULES am RULES and LAW am LAW.
DUMBFUCK was on to something last spring…he really does need a lawyer. Sadly, the only ones who could actually help him win would have to WANT TO BE DISBARRED.
Which is a deal breaker for our DUMBFUCK, car-driving, no-longer-too-disabled-to-travel, poopsniffing pauper.