Used to be, not so long ago, that if John Hoge posted something on the Internet, you could count on a DUMBFUCK to stick that post into Google and call John a plagiarist for repeating a joke.
(Remind me to tell you the one about the lardass cripple who hired a flatbed truck and a forklift to haul him to court – it’s a really good one!)
Recently though, DUMBFUCK seems to have lost the knack for searching the Internet for thing other people have said.
Over at Cabin Boy Unread (no), a commenter named “Bob” took issue with the whinging that DUMBFUCK was aiming at Jason Chaffetz over his assertion that it might come down to a choice between paying a premium for the insurance or picking up that sweet iPhone.
Bob pointed out that long before Rep. Chaffetz spoke out on Sunday, President Lightbringer was saying essentially the same thing:
As you can see, DUMBFUCK’S response was as filled with grace and charm as anything else he’s ever written. ALWAYS WITH THE BUTT STUFF…and especially so when the commenter in question shares a name with his monoplacental twin! I wonder if there’s some deeper meaning there…
But it seems…what’s the word?…QUEER! that a DUMBFUCK so skilled at finding quotes on the Internet would go begging for help in this instance, when it’s right out in front of God and EVERYBODY to find.
Copy. Paste. Search. Result.
5 seconds, tops.
Whoo! Somebody get me a cold drink, I am exhausted.
UPDATE: After deleting a comment wherein “Bob” provided the linkage DUMBFUCK requested, “Bob” reposted the video. Sadly the archive does not retain the image, but I feel confident it is the same video posted above.
So now we have a record when DUMBFUCK deletes this comment too, during work hours at KMCN-FM.
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) March 3, 2017
“Trump is a pathologic baby man.”
Says the sixtysomething year old man in adult diapers who claimed to be unable to function without his 24/7/365 Captive Nurse. Until she died, and then he magically got all better.
Says the elderly manchild who lies without compunction about anything and everything, merely because he can, not because it serves his self-interest.
Says the toddler (not because he’s young, but because he’s too obese to keep his balance except with a flatbed and a forklift) who has no interest in anything BUT himself (and any other STUFF having to do with people’s BUTTS), as evidenced in how he always paints himself the victim of the UNFAIR!!! but entirely predictable consequences of his own bad acts.
I got a broken irony meter here, anybody interested?
@asideofbacon Absolutely nothing to do with me.
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) March 1, 2017
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) March 1, 2017
Okay, so to recap – making accusations without proof is bad again.
In that case, does anyone remember when KMCN-FM the MAC 94.7 host Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt begged and begged like the puling pussy he is for someone, anyone to take down the turdsrfood.wordpress.com website that someone started?
Does anyone remember when he started accusing me of being behind it? Does anyone recall that fat jackass providing even one bit of proof?
And of course it was him, not me, who outed Vinnie Virgintino, Thomas Puzo Sr., Miriam Lazewatsky and dog trainers various and sundry up and down the Eastern seaboard? (Guess what, DUMBFUCK? Just because you delete your fuck-ups does not mean the INTERNET IS NOT STILL FOREVER.)
It was him, not me, who determined that Howard Earl was Jerry Fletcher was Chris Heather was Jeremy Kinsey was Robin Causey was Paul Krendler was Eric Schultz was Owain Pennilyn was John Hoge IV was Grace the San Francisco hairdresser was Ashterah was the Dread Pirate Zombie was Asherahresearch was Laura Ashley was Ashley Wilkes was Wilkes Chamberlain was Richard Chamberlain was Jason Bourne was Matt Damon was Damon Runyon was Ring Lardner was James Garner was Jim Rockford was Rocky Balboa was Snake Plissken.
It was him, not not me, who spread disgusting deathbed photos of his so-called soulmate, the best woman he ever met (out of maybe 6 total, not including the Japanese whatever-you-want-to-call-him), and that’s how much respect he has for her, to spew that photo all over the internet.
What about those photos of someone allegedly abusing a cadaver that he says that I sent him? Does anyone recall the proof that it was me?
And all those times he has accused me of being the person behind the creation of, and multiple guffaw-inducing updates to his personal page at Encyclopedia Dramatica? Does anyone remember him ever offering a shred of proof?
And the many times he has accused me of being some guy from Palatine, Illinois, without ever providing a single shred of proof?
And last year, when Agent Starling took time from her busy schedule to drive to the Palace of the Ninjanuns in St. Francis, Wisconsin to take a photo of the car he bought, after YEARS of lying about being unable to drive because EXACERBATED PARKINSON’S or some such bullshit, and DUMBFUCK Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt posted this lie:
Parking lot surveillance camera got clear image of car w/driver getting pic of the rear of my car. No idea what happens next. IL plates. #p2
— W-M-Schmalfeldt (@AgingWordsmith) October 24, 2016
Here’s a hint, for a turdsniffing moron: it wasn’t me, it wasn’t a car, and it didn’t have Illinois plates.
I know who Agent Starling was, I know what he was driving, and I know what state the plates were from.
I challenge lying crapnugget & sandpacked pussy Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt, minimum wage midday host at KMCN-FM in Clinton Iowa, to publish that picture.
I know he never will though. He doesn’t have any such picture because it doesn’t exist, and because he’s a lying piece of shit, and a credit to the character of the no-account radio station who hired him.
Again, that radio station is KMCN- FM the MAC 94.7 in Clinton Iowa, where they play everything, with the possible exception of THE KIDDIE PORN HOMOSEXUAL BOY SCOUT PARODIES BILL SCHMALFELDT CREATED AND TRIES TO SELL ON AMAZON.
IT’S THIS ONE:
OH, AND THIS ONE, TOO:
Those two links to Amazon, and the titles? Those are called “proof.”
Because making accusations without proof is bad again.
Or maybe it’s only bad to make accusations about Broadass Bill Schmalfeldt, the lying pussy behind the mike from 1 – 5 afternoons at KMCN-FM in Clinton, Iowa.
Maybe it’s only okay when he does it to others.
Which he does all the time.
For a long time now, it has been an established truth that Bill Schmalfeldt engages in plagiarism.
Is that defamatory? Not if truth is a defense, as we shall see in a moment.
If I were so inclined, I could track down half a dozen examples, and perhaps more, of Bill Schmalfeldt’s rank perfidy. But I’m not so inclined. Instead, I will mention one known example and leave it to the archivists to reproduce if they wish. In addition I am going to provide two more concrete examples to prove that – for the Google bomb –
BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A PLAGIARIST.
…not to mention really fucking stupid. Continue reading “Bill Schmalfeldt, Plagiarist”
So archive this instead!
There’s a teeny-tiny, hard to read paragraph in the middle there, that really doesn’t add much to the post, but if you’re dying to know what it says…
Money Damages. This is the most common remedy sought in breach-of-contract actions. Money damages may be awarded for losses that were proximately caused by the defendant’s breach, that were reasonably foreseeable, and that are proven with reasonable certainty. Reasonable foreseeable means that the damages are those that would arise naturally out of the breach of the contract. Moreover, a plaintiff can recover damages that are reasonably supposed to have been in the mind of both parties at the time that the contract was formed.
Let it never be said that I am incomplete or inaccurate when reproducing DUMBFUCKERY for the purpose of commentary under the Fair Use provisions of United States Copyright Law. (Sound familiar?)
But do let it be said that I have not republished the blog post. If a DUMBFUCK believes he can split a hair so finely as to argue that a contract he signed isn’t a contract, then I can say that what I published is a JPEG file image of a blog post, which by definition is a JPEG file, not a blog post.
So, DUMBFUCK, go fuck yourself. In the kidneys. With a jackhammer.
^^^^^^^^^^That’s commentary right there.
Now I could be wrong ( it happens…not often, but sometimes) but I think DUMBFUCK is a little upset that ATTENTION IS NOT BEING PAID!
HARRUMPH! HARRUMPH, I SAY!!
Bet it’s really a big pile of nothing, much like DUMBFUCK himself. I don’t understand why he’s #GoldenShowering himself over the fact that John Hoge has a strategy and that no one else is calling out this longtime, proven, documented, obvious liar for the obvious lie that no one has yet seen.
But let it not be said that I am shy about such things.
Whatever is in that .pdf attachment, besides malware, viruses and pornographic Photoshops, I’m gonna take a leap of
faith LOGIC AND REASONABLE ASSUMPTION BASED ON PAST LIES IN COURT PLEADINGS and say that it’s at least 99.44% shy of the expected standard of truth. Because history shows that SJW DUMBFUCKS ALWAYS lie, ALWAYS project, ALWAYS double down.
I predict a request for sanctions, a show cause hearing, or both (EMBRACE THE POWER!) to be filed when most advantageous to the Plaintiff.
I could be wrong (it happens…not often, but sometimes).
Over at Hogewash! John has noted some of the interesting legal machinations of July. In response, that turdsniffing shitroller Bill Schmalfeldt abandoned his pretense of non-response and sent some emails to John.
Because he’ll never change. Even the ability to play-act at self-control is beyond him.
He’s a worthless, lying coward DUMBFUCK, he always has been, and he always will be.
And with no disrespect or ill wishes toward John Hoge, I sincerely hope my pal DUMBFUCK is stupid enough to focus on this post in the upcoming trial ON THE MERITS (something DUMBFUCK has never managed in seven tries) next year.
I might have to show up for that.
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) December 2, 2016
It has not escaped notice that the Fat Bastard’s “new sounds” this evening are the same age –actually– as this DUMBFUCK is – emotionally…
That is, a little shy of four years old.
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) November 26, 2016
.@palatinepundit Once again, CEASE AND DESIST your defamatory postings on your blog.
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) November 26, 2016
Why take it out on someone who isn’t even dishing it out, coward?
But I’ll step up. I will explain to you how continuing to post horrifying photoshops of my late wife helps your harassment target WJJ Hoge III in this difficult time, just as soon as you explain to Susannah Bean how your @DeadAndrew Twitter account and BigDamnation website helped her in 2012.
Until then, die in a fire.