Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

    

 
I wonder what it’s like to be so stupid that you think a) you can sue a lawyer (who made a CAREER of being a lawyer, but must have been really shitty at it because you found EIGHT WHOLE NEGATIVE REVIEWS on a website that wants money to delete negative reviews) pro se, and b) that would work out well for you.

Oh, almost forgot…

  
Faildox Vinnie says hey.  And he asks, “HOW THE FUCK DO YOU UN-SEND AN EMAIL?

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

  

Well, let’s see:

  1. Murum aries attigit.
  2. A poker player who knows your tell.
  3. A chess grandmaster opposed by a Tiddlywinks regional champion.
  4. Someone not DUMBFUCK! enough to reverse the old comeback by saying “I know I am, but what are you?”

Ya DUMBFUCK.

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Here We Go Again

  

No, this case will be tried before 4 Twitter followers and a tweetbot approximately 647 times before being dismissed.  

Hey, remember when the Demented Cyberstalking Freak said he wasn’t going to try his case on Twitter?

Me neither.

UPDATE – 

  

Oh, yes…well excuse me for not taking comedy tips from a high school dropout who calls other people “microcephalic half wits” and thinks that Boy Scout rape is the very height of humor.

Your dad beat you with a crescent wrench when you were a kid, didn’t he?  It would explain so much…

UPDATE 2 –

  

Dance, monkey, dance.

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So, 4th Time's the Charm?

According to a comment left yesterday in the Spam folder by Demento Sorry…

The only thing between Krendler’s identity and me, is either a subpoena, or asking Hoge under oath. So laugh it up, Funny Boy.

Keep talking, Bildo Ballfeet. You’re  lot closer to a year of trying than you EVER have been of actually finding me.

You are the Johnnie Walker Blue of mental defectives…the VERY TOP SHELF.

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Oh, What Fresh Brain Damaged, Poop Smeared Madness Is This?

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Oh yes, Heaven forbid that a lawyer should try to frame his arguments to take advantage of the tragedies of yesterday!

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OOPSIE POOPSIE!

But hold on a minute… maybe The Big BM wasn’t talking about current events particularly; maybe he was referring to efforts to bash one’s opponents by likening them to terrorists.

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Well, damn.

I mean, just…DAMN.

DAMN, but Bill Schmalfeldt is a fucking idiot.

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O Rly?

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Not a god damn thing, huh?

You know, when I was in my 20s & sowing wild oats, I was sowing them with young professional college graduates like myself. Perhaps if I had dropped out of high school I would have been running with a rougher crowd, partying up with rough-edged biker chicks. Mmm…biker chicks…

But I gave up 14 year old girls when I turned 16. ‘Cause I loved me some high school chicks! Alright, alright, alright!

There were a couple of girls who kicked me to the curb in those days. Amazingly, NOBODY DIED over it.

And because nobody died, I was never in a position to feel the need to set FUCKING BOMBS ALL OVER TOWN!

Don’t get me wrong, I was no angel. But I never sold drugs. Never committed perjury. Never blew a man’s leg off. I’ve never been held legally responsible in a civil case for causing that man’s death.

But I’d like to think I wouldn’t ever have put myself in a situation where those seemed like wise things to do. Because stupidity like that can very easily FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR GODDAMNED LIFE.

And that’s just too bad.

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