The Leading Cause of Loveless Marriages in the U.S.?

OBAMACARE.

It looks like there’s a balloon animal in South Carolina that can’t afford health insurance under Obamacare anymore.

Actually, it reads very much like xhe couldn’t afford it in the first place. “Thank you for making it impossible for me to afford to get insurance by cutting off the subsidies.”

Guess what?

If you can’t afford something without someone else’s help to pay for it, YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT!

I guess xhe will have to find some other way to afford the insurance to fix that vandalized cemetery of a pecker wrecker xhe calls a mouth, and whatever other maladies might plague xer.

I know!  Maybe xhe could find some sap and convince him to marry xer to get on xis health insurance. It would take a real idiot to fall for such an obvious scam, though.

But even if xe did marry xer, the scam would only work if xe wasn’t a pauper and a cheapskate who would rather burn xis money on cheapjack scootypuffs than take care of xis plasticene playmate.

So remember – make good choices!

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Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

Self Awareness Fail #INFINITY:

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. It says so in the book for the Friends of (a Different) Bill. I feel I need to make that distinction because everyone knows this Bill has no friends. I wouldn’t want anyone to be confused.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

No secret that you will never have the chance to seek discovery of any kind, much less from WordPress.

Also no secret that you are too fucking stupid to figure out why.

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Just To Show What a Pluperfect Asshole @Leonidas_BU Is

I present these tweets:

IF YOU DO NOT DENY THE WORTHLESS ACCUSATIONS OF THIS ADJUDICATED SHITSNIFFING STALKER:

ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU DO DENY THE ALLEGATIONS LEVELED BY THIS ADJUDICATED TURDROLLING HARASSER OF TODDLERS:

That’s right: this STOLEN VALOR, DUMBFUCK VEXATIOUS LITIGANT (now threatening to file LOLSUIT VIII against Stacy McCain for – trust me on this – Butthurt in the First Degree) demonstrates that confimation bias is confirming…in two tweets… just five days apart.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

    

 
I wonder what it’s like to be so stupid that you think a) you can sue a lawyer (who made a CAREER of being a lawyer, but must have been really shitty at it because you found EIGHT WHOLE NEGATIVE REVIEWS on a website that wants money to delete negative reviews) pro se, and b) that would work out well for you.

Oh, almost forgot…

  
Faildox Vinnie says hey.  And he asks, “HOW THE FUCK DO YOU UN-SEND AN EMAIL?

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