How about you throw us a bone?
How are you doing in that doomed lawsuit the Hoge filed against you? Everything proceeding as you had foreseen?
Excellent! Glad to hear it. Keep up the great work, looks like this year’s LULZ harvest is going to set new records!!
…but balloonfuckers & their balloons have no chance.
In which Billy Balloonfucker responds to being called a balloonfucker by admitting that he’s a balloonfucker and his “fiancé” is more inflatable than incipient.
It’s red. (Vroom, VROOM!).
…it’s not even original.
Japanese Man Finds Love With Sex Doll.