Bill Schmalfeldt, Plagiarist

For a long time now, it has been an established truth that Bill Schmalfeldt engages in plagiarism.

Is that defamatory? Not if truth is a defense, as we shall see in a moment.

If I were so inclined, I could track down half a dozen examples, and perhaps more, of Bill Schmalfeldt’s rank perfidy.  But I’m not so inclined.  Instead, I will mention one known example and leave it to the archivists to reproduce if they wish. In addition I am going to provide two more concrete examples to prove that – for the Google bomb –

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A PLAGIARIST.

…not to mention really fucking stupid. Continue reading “Bill Schmalfeldt, Plagiarist”

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It’s Been 14 Days Since “The Road Trip”

DUMBFUCK says he hauled his ass down to Palatine IL to make a complaint that Patrick Grady was stalking his new car or something.

I haven’t heard from Mr. Grady recently. So I can’t say if anything has happened in Illinois in that regard. I’m about 60% certain that if something did, a little birdie would report in.

So far nothing.

I’m 100% sure that if news of something got back to DUMBFUCK, we’d hear it straight from the horse’s ass.  Nothing from him, so he must be out of the loop.

As for myself, no one has yet broken down my door to seize my computer and haul me away.

Looks like yet another Bill Schmalfeldt KLAIM OF KRIMINAL KONSPIRACY HAS KOME KRASHING DOWN!

Oopsie Poopsie!

Circular filed again.

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Really, What Can Be Said?

The pictures tell the story.

Probably several!

Dance Munko!Oh, definitely.

A lot of this, for sure:
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He’s probably feeling like this…
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…but I seriously doubt it was caused by keeling over while petting his girlfriend’s (Seriously? Girlfriend?) dog…

…because let’s face it – with the verified internet history of a demented cyberharassing troll like Sphincterlips Sandysnatch, the only girlfriend he’s ever going to have will be getting an EXORBITANT hourly rate…up front. In cash.

Then again, he’s got quite a lot of familiarity with that lifestyle.

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Only a DUMBFUCK Could Miss the Point of This Post

Let us consider the curious case of Bill Munko, also known as Bill Schmalfeldt.

Bill Schmalfeldt is known to be an adjudicated cyberstalker and cyberharasser.  He has over the last several years, been served with NINE restraining orders from FIVE different states.  He is currently under court orders to avoid contact with persons in Arizona, Illinois, Massachusetts and North Carolina.

He claims that he has recently reported one of these persons to law enforcement for writing a letter that he has forgotten sending, likely due to Parkinson’s Dementia, a condition he has publicly admitted to having more than once, including in a letter to a federal judge presiding over a lawsuit which was none of his fucking business but he still stuck his shitcaked nose into because reasons.

He has made clear, several times and in no uncertain terms, that he believes I am that person, most recently yesterday.

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Now, if any of you voracious Zombies had been ordered by a court in Illinois to avoid contact with a person, would you not avoid contact with that person?  Would you not follow the text of the order, to wit:

The Respondent is prohibited from threatening to commit staking or committing stalking.  “Stalking” means engaging in a “course of conduct” directed at a specific person, when you know or should know that this course of conduct would cause a reasonable person to fear for his or her safety or the safety of a third person or suffer emotional distress.  A stalking “course of conduct” includes acts in which you directly, indirectly or through third parties, by any action, method, device, or means follow monitor, observe, surveil, threaten or communicate to or about, a person; or engage in other contact; or interfere with or damage a person’s property or pet. Stalking can include contact via electronic communications.  See 740 ILCS 21/10 for additional definitions.

Consider a few of the specific terms above.

Prohibited from…committing stalking.  This seems pretty clear

Stalking means engaging in a “course of conduct” directed at a specific person when you know…that this course of conduct would cause a reasonable person to fear for his safety…or suffer emotional distress. 

Do you think being repeatedly and unsuccessfully sued for butthurt (which still is not a tort) would cause a reasonable person to suffer emotional distress?  Might it even cause a person to have years – YEARS!! – shaved off his lifespan as a result?  That certainly seems like it would be emotionally distressing.  It also seems like something Bill Schmalfeldt would or should know about, because he has used those EXACT words to describe the emotional distress he claims to have been caused by others in the past. (Just because he forgets a lot of the shit he says, doesn’t mean the rest of us do.)

A stalking “course of conduct” includes acts in which you DIRECTLY…by any ACTION, METHOD, DEVICE or MEANS, follow, MONITOR, OBSERVE, surveil, THREATEN or COMMUNICATE to or ABOUT A PERSON; or engage in OTHER CONTACT…Stalking can include CONTACT VIA ELECTRONIC MEANS. (caps are mine)

So if the respondent – Bill Schmalfeldt – DIRECTLY by any ACTION, METHOD, DEVICE or MEANS (such as a VPN like CyberGhost Premium),

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MONITORS or OBSERVES a PERSON, COMMUNICATES to or ABOUT A PERSON, or engages in other CONTACT (such as attempting to leave comments – ONE HUNDRED THIRTEEN OF THEM AT LAST COUNT – on a website he believes with 100% certainty belongs to that person)

…VIA ELECTRONIC MEANS, isn’t that Respondent – Bill Schmalfeldt – guilty of violating that Stalking No Contact Order?

And even more, after having been so blocked by me, if Bill Schmalfeldt PROACTIVELY AND WITHOUT PROVOCATION purchases a subscription service solely to overcome that block to view the website he believes with 100% certainty belongs to the person he is PROHIBITED FROM STALKING, isn’t adjudicated cyberstalker and cyberharasser Bill Schmalfeldt going to extreme (as well as extremely obvious) criminal lengths to violate that court order?

I wonder what a federal investigator would do with that information?

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Several Things, Offhand…

  1. “Well, the first thing you should know is, we have people…everywhere.”
  2. “Um…’Yawn?'”
  3. “Coffee is the highlight of the day so far.”
  4. “You’re a DUMBFUCK. But this isn’t news to anyone. Least of all the St. Francis Police Department.”
  5. “Thanks for the OUTSTANDING Monkeydancing yesterday. Truly spectacular! You really brought your A-game.”
  6. “I shudder to think how much material you’d have saved if you were really the stalker that NINE RESTRAINING ORDERS IN FIVE STATES say you are.”
  7. “Looks like today is going to be a beautiful day. Maybe some lucky local member of the Horde will happen to see you taking a rolly stroll this afternoon. You just never know, do you?”
  8. “The intimacy of your knowledge of the priorities and inner workings of law enforcement processes is truly mind-boggling.”
  9. “But not in the way you think it is.”
  10. “Seriously – if it worked the way you say, you’d be the – well, that would be telling, wouldn’t it?”
  11. “You might need a caliper to measure your balls…I use a wheelbarrow just to tote mine around.”
  12. “A really BIG wheelbarrow.”

Anything else you wanna hear, DUMBFUCK?

Anything else to add, Horde ?

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Stand by children. The fun has just begun,

Really??  Does DUMBFUCK already have ANOTHER TODDLER lined up to stalk?  With two fresh restraining orders less than 48 hours old?

What’s a more accurate single word description that DUMBFUCK?  Because we need it.  A mental health professional friend of mine, with whom I have shared many episodes of this saga over adult beverages and chicken wings, has a term that I find excellent in conversation but too unwieldy for the page:

CERTIFIED WHACKADOODLE

I think we can come up with something better…

Dianna, can I share the news yet?

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

So last night, DUMBFUCK published this post (safe link) https://archive.is/5IAxh

Visually, as I showed in this TMZ post, it looked like this:

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Our DUMBFUCK seems quite concerned that Sarah Palmer might be deleting posts or engaging in evidence spoliation.

A linguistic note: “despoiling” is what happens to unwilling virgins, but I have been told that this is not new information to certain retired GS-13 DUMBFUCKS.

But it is worth noting the irony this morning…because if you go looking for the same post right now, this is what you get:

spoliation

 

Probably just a coincidence.  Yeah.

Another note to the fine deputies of the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Department: BOLO for another pair of restraining orders from North Carolina to be delivered to St. Francis in the coming days.  You’ll probably want to prepare stones for a lottery or straws to be drawn or whatever your chosen method for assigning unpleasant duties may happen to be.  Still, have a safe day no matter what happens.  God bless you all.

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Angry DUMBFUCK Has Returned!

@YoungestOldDude is now @YouGetNoQuarter.

Given the voice behind it, and its dynamite record of legal accomplishments, it should more appropriately be named @IGetNoPennies.

“@YouGetNoQuarter” sounds an awful lot like another weak-sauce DECLARATION OF WAR!!

And we’ve talk about that before…

If it is a war DUMBFUCK wants, then DUMBFUCK shall have it.

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