…and I’m all
UPDATE: And the post is up!
…and I’m all
UPDATE: And the post is up!
Personally, I’m looking forward to the regular afternoon appearances of Day Drinking Bill!
Check him out for yourself at:
I would gladly pay for entertainment like this, especially the bits where he begs fake journimalists for links to conform his delusional dreams.
Dance, drunken monkey!
During yesterday’s wonderful monkey dance by the Great Weeping Pussy of Clinton, Iowa, this tweet appeared:
No one who has observed DUMBFUCK for more than a weekend or so is unfamiliar with his distaste for anyone who sticks their booger vault into someone else’s business. Why who could forget the many times DUMBFUCK himself stuck his own mucus repository into Aaron Walker’s business? If there is anything one can glean from those episodes, one thing is clear: Bill Schmalfeldt has nothing but contempt for people who play a lot of video games.
I guess it’s a good thing he doesn’t know anybody like that.
But I digress.
This coward in Iowa will not put up with people who go and insert themselves into conversations where they haven’t been invited to reply!
I should amend my prior statement.
This coward in Iowa will not put up with people who go and insert themselves into conversations where they HAVE been invited to reply, but who then proceed to thoroughly embarrass and cause to monkeydance the punkass shitsniffing cocksnogger who did the inviting.
Because giant, sand-stuffed pussy.
But really, DUMBFUCK has a long and storied history of whining like a worthless bitch at the following times:
So when this tweet showed up in my notifications…
I thought it was interesting, someone sticking their booger vault into something that was none of their affair, to paraphrase an idiot. Unless of course that pussy went begging to his new Warrior Princess for aid and succor. But Big, Bad, Brave Billy would never do that just for someone he knows he could curbstomp, would he?
“NOW YOU STOP RESPONDING TO TWEETS WHERE I MENTION YOU OR I’M GOING TO CURBSTOMP YOUR ASS!!!
I’m confident you’ll figure out the technique by the sixth or seventh try. Will you be leaning on your cane or sitting in your walker?
He says he has a phone number. He never calls.
He says he has an address. He never writes and never drops by.
It’s not a tough riddle to solve…that puddle of urine isn’t going to mop itself up, is it, DUMBFUCK?
In any case, @redheadturkey was not part of the conversation. Had not even been mentioned before appearing UNINVITED. It’s the kind of thing that sand-packed weeping vaginas like the Coward of Clinton County simply will not countenance.
But what’s done is done. It’s on the record. It’s archived. When DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt makes CaptiveNurseReno his newest sword and shield, and cries “Look how they treat her…just for being fool enough to fall in love with me! (or words to that effect)” remember:
Reno/@redheadturkey CRASHED THIS PARTY of her own free will. No one had spoken to her or about her…except DUMBFUCK. She stepped up and invited upon herself everything that may follow. I hope she’s smarter than her idiot boyfriend and knows better than to blame someone else for what she just stepped into.
And a last word of caution: The Cowardly Lion will blame somebody, and who’s going to be handy in the Deep South?
Bless your heart, darlin’. Bless your li’l ole heart.
On the other hand, we haven’t seen a Twitter meltdown of this magnitude in a while, so enjoy it before it gets deleted.
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) January 24, 2017
Does this ring a bell?
And as to vexatious litigant… 7 lawsuits in under three years, none of which survived motions to dismiss.
‘Nuff said on that.
Remember, class: All that is required to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt, is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.
This from a person obsessed with when I look at his site… most of the time when I am asleep or not home. Poor, crazy, senile @wjjhoge.
— The Fat Man (@TheFatMan_BTR) October 16, 2016
I know, right?
Why should anyone bother to track the comings and goings of an ADJUDICATED CYBERSTALKER AND CYBERHARASSER NAMED BILL SCHMALFELDT WHO LACKS THE SELF-CONTROL TO QUIT STALKING PEOPLE EVEN WHEN ORDERED BY A COURT OF LAW?
What a DUMBFUCK!
— The Fat Man (@TheFatMan_BTR) October 14, 2016
You know what happened today, DUMBFUCK?
Aaron Walker won on the merits.
Where you are 0 for…well, EVER. Unless you’re feeling frisky and want to try again?
Bill Schmalfeldt is a deranged cyberstalker. He is also an idiot. A certified whackadoodle (that’s a medical term). And when he finally flames out for good, you can bet your ass I will be there to make s’Mores.
I present these tweets:
IF YOU DO NOT DENY THE WORTHLESS ACCUSATIONS OF THIS ADJUDICATED SHITSNIFFING STALKER:
Furthermore, I don't remember ever seeing @mayberryville or "buspassoffice" DENY he's a child molester or child pornographer. Wonder why?
— Bill Schmalfeldt, Ed (@Leonidas_BU) September 30, 2016
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU DO DENY THE ALLEGATIONS LEVELED BY THIS ADJUDICATED TURDROLLING HARASSER OF TODDLERS:
— Bill Schmalfeldt, Ed (@Leonidas_BU) October 4, 2016
That’s right: this STOLEN VALOR, DUMBFUCK VEXATIOUS LITIGANT (now threatening to file LOLSUIT VIII against Stacy McCain for – trust me on this – Butthurt in the First Degree) demonstrates that confimation bias is confirming…in two tweets… just five days apart.