Earworm Wednesday (a couple days late)!!

Many thanks to AJ Fornicarius Hoc for the parody lyrics inspiration!

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
What did you spill
Bungling Oaf Bill?

He went out Trump hunting with his balloon animal girlfriend
In case of accidents he always to Depends
He’s the all American penis-headed nutshuffler with no friends.
All the Cub Scouts sing

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
What’s in those pills
Bungling Oaf Bill?

Deep in the Beltway where the mighty Trumpster sleeps
Bill and Inflataskank got arrested cuz they’re creeps
The Secret Service sent them out to hump some sheeps
All the Cub Scouts sing

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
Is your I.Q. nil
Bungling Oaf Bill?

The Cub Scouts asked about Bill’s nonexistent chin
And if it was the same for his monoplacental twin
When Lady Dye did laugh he tossed her in a bin
All the Cub Scouts sing

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
Your panties have frills
Bungling Oaf Bill!

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Friday Earworm Wednesday (With Bonus Lyrics)!

I WANT IT ALL, DOUG
You stupid goddamn hick
You’ll tell me everything you know
I’ll use an old reporter trick

I WANT IT ALL, DOUG
I’m coming upside your head
Tire irons or baseball bats
Until you’re lying half dead

Never gonna feel nervous
Sniffing my own poo
Whoopin’ you will make me feel like I feel when I huff glue
Tubes of airplane glue

I WANT IT ALL, DOUG
I know that you’ll spill
Or else I’ll slash my own tires
And send you the bill

I WANT IT ALL, DOUG
And I won’t go away
I’ll sit on your porch all night
I’ll stalk you at your job all day

Never gonna feel nervous
Sniffing my own poo
Stalking you will make me feel like I feel when I huff glue
Lots of Elmer’s Glue
Krazy Glue, baby

I WANT IT ALL, DOUG
I’ll slap you down in the mud
And it won’t make me feel too bad
I bet it won’t make you feel too good

I WANT IT ALL, DOUG
Let it all out
Or else I’ll call DFS
They’ll come drag all your kids out

You really should be nervous
Wondering what I’ll do
I was in kindergarten last time I ate this much glue
Daddy’s airplane glue
That ain’t really glue, yeah, yeah

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Earworm Wednesday!

Undateable, that’s what you are
Undateable on scooter or car
Like the stench of poo that clings to you
You creepy psycho eyes do things to me
Never before has someone been more

Undateable in every way
And forever more, that’s how you’ll stay
That’s why, DUMBFUCK, it is so corny
That some broad who’s terminally horny
Thinks that you are undateable too

Undateable in every way
And forever more, that’s how you’ll stay
That’s why, DUMBFUCK, it is so corny
That some broad who’s terminally horny
Thinks that you are undateable too

 

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