Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


Well, let’s see:

  1. Murum aries attigit.
  2. A poker player who knows your tell.
  3. A chess grandmaster opposed by a Tiddlywinks regional champion.
  4. Someone not DUMBFUCK! enough to reverse the old comeback by saying “I know I am, but what are you?”



Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Oh, look!  A DUMBFUCK is giving advice – that he would never take himself – about personal responsibility – that he’s never had the fortitude to shoulder.


If I were Grady, I would 

  1. remind a DUMBFUCK that I no longer HAVE a blog;
  2. tell a DUMBFUCK: “Sorry you’re such a worthless DUMBFUCK, DUMBFUCK;
  3. hire a legal shark to gut a DUMBFUCK six ways from Sunday;
  4. offer a reminder that the path to shutting up Krendler has always been simple and clear, and therefore far beyond the diminished mental capacity of a deluded DUMBFUCK.

Have fun storming the castle!


Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

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Now hold on a moment…

Is someone trying to say that a person can read a statement that says one thing, and extrapolate from facts not in evidence a conclusion supported only by the twisted, fevered imagination of the reader?

How (footlongs and mayo) interesting.


Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

And only a cad would reveal what happened next.

A true gentleman, on the other hand, merely posts on the Internet a statement implying that on the night of their first date, the love of his life was a roundheeled, mattressback trollop with such a deep and desperate itch that she took that same “true gentleman” back to her place to do the unmentionable.

Thumbs up for discretion.  DUMBFUCK.

UPDATE – Don’t click on this screencapped tweet.  There’s a link there and you won’t be happy with where it takes you.

On your own head be it.

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