Good Morning, Dying, Demented, Depends™ Dependent, DEFAULTED Defendant DUMBFUCK!

Never let it be said that DUMBFUCK fails to get worked up into an excited lather at the prospect of peeing on children.

And that he INSISTS on being quoted ACCURATELY about his disgusting perversion.

UPDATE :  Oh, yes – almost forgot: his admission that he violated a restraining order by leaving one of several comments at BillySez, plus his golden confession to executing a scheme to entrap Aaron Walker (did he learn NOTHING from [REDACTED] last year?), archived: http://archive.is/EvGjW

FF TO 1:49

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Good Evening, Demented Depends™ Dependent Defendant DUMBFUCK!

Oh, what a bad boy am I!
Oh, what a bad boy am I!

And I figure this DUMBFUCK is so far in the red on his personal apology ledger he should declare bankruptcy.

If he took his “figger” and shoved it up his ass he’d probably pull out something he likes better than a plum from a Christmas pie.

And nobody’s trying to ruin this DUMBFUCK’S life, you know.  All anyone really wants is an unobstructed view of the continuous self-immolation.

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Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!


I can’t wait until we get to the one about the Japanese hookers!

…and Hell’s Kitchen Kate.  That was during the Blind Date Soulmate Era, if I’m not mistaken?

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

If DUMBFUCK should ever wonder if His Accurate Reflection will stop anytime soon, here’s a great way to get an idea:

  1. Print out the post he raged together last night
  2. Wander down to the common room
  3. Go back to the Mangina Cave and brush his teeth because nobody loves the smell of whiskey-breath at the crack of noon
  4. Back to the common room
  5. Introduce himself to any complete stranger (really, anyone would do, since he never seems to leave the Mangina Cave)
  6. Ask that stranger to read the rage-post
  7. Ask the stranger if he thinks the author of that post is crazy and should leave those poor people alone for God’s sake
  8. Disregard the advice of the stranger
  9. Go back to the Mangina Cave, dox that stranger and get him kicked out of the home.

 

And just for the sake of clarification:  It’s not a matter of “it’s OK when they do it, but not when a DUMBFUCK does it…”

It’s not OK when I do it.

Remember, DUMBFUCK:  Your game.  Your rules. It’s OK – BECAUSE YOU DO IT.

If you don’t like your rules being used against you, well…they’re your rules.

Change them.

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“T’weren’t Me, McGee!”

But I find it entertaining to watch the DUMBFUCK responsible for Tweets like these:
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…feign shock at someone playing his game, by his rules, and kicking his ass.

Again.

Were I to hazard a wild and completely evidence-free guess, I would say, “Seek ye the geniuses at Encyclopedia Dramatica.”

Or, suck farts, you four year old.

P.S. How old you do think DUMBFUCK was before he stopped drowning cats and moved on to strangling them?

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Is Sarah Palmer Stalking A DUMBFUCK?

https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/698920287686041600https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/698920525041635328

There’s only one way for a DUMBFUCK to be sure, and that’s to sneak up and look in her windows with binoculars.

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It Kind Of Makes Sense…

…in a perverse and twisted sort of way, when you think about it.

If you want to set about hiding your decade of online crazy from the world, I suppose you could do worse than finding someone crazier than you and hiding under her Cloak of Insanity.

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Progression

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3.  HONEST OFFICER!  I WEREN’T TRESPASSIN’! HE FORCED ME TO LOOK IN HIS WINDOWS SO’S I COULD FIND OUT IF HE WUZ GITTIN’ ALL UP IN MUH BIZNESS!! HOW’M I S’POSED TA KNOW IF HE’S INTERFERIN’ WITH MUH LAWFARIN’ OTHERWISE?  HUH? ANSWER ME THAT!

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

11-20-2015 4-59-19 PM

 

I KNOW, RIGHT?  IT WOULD TAKE A REAL DUMBFUCK TO PIONEER SUCH STUPIDITY, AMIRITE?

 

11-20-2015 4-59-59 PM

Oh.  Right.

What could I have been thinking?

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REBRANDING!

Since the inception of this site, our goal has been both clear and simple. We mock and deride one particular DUMBFUCK without mercy or relief.  Our hope had been clearly expressed – we sought to drive this particular cum-dripping asshole from the web.  We made the terms clear.  All the walking penis with the dead whore in an urn needed to do to make us stop was to do for itself what it so fervently wished for us to do.  Leaving it alone was the easiest get in the world.

But we now know that this will never happen. We are not equal to our goal. In this task, we have come up short.

Like dozens of DUMBFUCK blogs, like hundreds of DUMBFUCK Twitter handles, like a thousand DUMBFUCK internet radio stations, like a LIFETIME of Schmalfeldtian DUMBFUCKERY, we have ACCOMPLISHED…nothing.

Unless we count…

  • Exposing the moral and ethical failings of a trailer dwelling douchebag;
  • Exposing the truth of the “sterling reputation” of an adjudicated deranged cyberstalker and harasser;
  • Chronicling the legal acumen and epic…what else could we call them but “run away victories” in every civil or criminal case this Dreadful Pro Se has ever initiated;
  • Bringing to the world the knowledge that there exists a beast among us of such lack of self-control and self realization;
  • Sharing with the Internet the over sharing of an over sharing over sharer, including, but not limited to the fact that this animal takes photographs and video of its own feces and posts it on the Internet, with detailed narratives of how it enjoys picking the product out of the toilet, rolling it into balls and sniffing it for pleasure;
  • The Stolen Valor that it has still not requested a clarifying DD214 to refute because HE CAN’T;
  • Determining that this same mutant may have some sort of personal limit, in that we have not yet encountered photographs or video of its oral interactions with the stuff, nor published written descriptions of the taste.  But just because we have not found it, does not mean it’s not out there waiting to be found…
  • And of course, thousands upon thousands of hours of LULZ!

Despite all of this, however, it has become clear that DUMBFUCK will never cease his abusive, stalking harassment until he is somehow physically restricted from interacting with technology.

We do not possess the faculty on this site to make that happen.

Therefore we have decided that a change in focus is necessary.

We will no longer use our talents of parody, satire, mockery, pointage and laughery as tools to persuade DUMBFUCK to leave the Internet in peace. From now on, we will employ these tools for nothing but personal satisfaction and entertainment. If we think it’s funny, it gets published.  It does not matter what anyone else thinks…most of all, DUMBFUCK.

We will no longer leave the Internet when DUMBFUCK does. We will mock and abuse him for LULZ and LULZ alone.  Whether he stays online or not, we will mock and abuse him and his family.

We will not stop. Ever.

Not for $2000.

Not even for $10,000.

We call his late wife a whore because she no longer cares and can do nothing about it.  We have such plans for when the same fate as befalls all men catches up with a DUMBFUCK.

Murum aries attigit.

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