Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Please…it’s time to stop digging.

Now is the time to start pulling the dirt in on top of you.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

  
Maybe you could file a DMCA takedown notice over a YouTube embed!

That should do it.

DUMBFUCK.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


Don’t you mean “Aaron Walker has submitted numerous briefs in the lawsuit,” DUMBFUCK?

Who’s been writing yours? Because I’m pretty confident you haven’t been reading understanding any of them.

And by the way…yesterday?

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OUTSTANDING!

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Gather Round, Folks! Fresh Fucks Delivered at Tincasa Elkridge

Yesterday DUMB???? was all out of fucks to give.  He was struck DUMB????

Looks like the DUMBFUCK’S Fucktruck has made its delivery, because there appears to be a fresh, hot supply this morning:

7-28-2015 9-37-06 AM

 

You know, there are better ways to prove INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTREEEEESSSSSSSSSS……

But I know of a couple real good ways to prove it ain’t happening at all.  We’ll get to that if you ever manage service.

Which means never.

In the meantime…

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No, She Isn't

Many, many years ago, the father of a very good friend of mine passed away very suddenly.  He and his siblings traveled in from their various quarters for the funeral.  

The day before the funeral, because Mother had chosen a closed casket, the children gathered at the funeral home for a final look.  My friend chose not to go.  His reason has always stuck with me.

“It wasn’t him.  He was gone.  They just went to look at the empty package.”

  
She’s not “coming home,” DUMBFUCK.  She’s gone, and she’s not coming back.  It’s not even the package she came in. It’s the scrapings from the floor of the incinerator that destroyed the package she came in.

Photographs are a better reminder.  I have a particularly nice one, if anyone would like to see it.

No, she’s gone on to a better place.  Which isn’t saying much; every inch further from a DUMBFUCK is a better place.

Just one Zombie’s opinion; your personal mileage may vary.

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I KNOW, RIGHT???

7-27-2015 4-33-57 PM

 

That Mark in MD can be such a fucking bastard, amirite?

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

 
Do you fine readers think it had a nice, restful hiatus?

In your opinion, what is it about the following post that is so offensive as to bring a dog back to its vomit? http://hogewash.com/2015/07/25/are-you-pondering-what-im-pondering-1574/#comments 

There’s no name, so it couldn’t have triggered a DUMBFUCK Google Alert…I think some obsessed, sociopathic narcissist came looking for a reason to be offended because it can’t stand to be ignored.

I wonder if a DUMBFUCK has any <del>insight, thought, reasonable opinion</del> emotional, instinct-driven, poo-flinging lies it might like to share on the subject (subject to moderation, of course)?

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