Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

So we had this DOOM CLOCK!!! counting down over at Patriot Ombudsman…as I recall it started counting down on September 2 or 3.  This cap was pulled on the 9th.

 On that same day, John Hoge posted that all the Team Kimberlin websites, including Patriot Ombudsman, came in below many Team Free Speech websites, including, surprisingly, this one.

The owner of Patriot Ombudsman left the following comment:

  
Let’s review: the owner of a blog with an active, rolling DOOM CLOCK!!! says that blog is unused.

Oh…kay.

And what did we see yesterday on this UNUSED blog?

  
A new post?  Dated September 16?

Say it ain’t so!

Sometimes I think it just isn’t possible to reach that certain depth of stupidity without intention. A person doesn’t reach DUMBFUCK status without working at it.  U.S. Gotta pick up that shovel and DIG, man!

It’s fun to watch.

And all I have is FUN!

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


Gee, I’m trying to think of the last time I got tossed out of my own showplace tincasa by someone I get along great with and run out of an entire state with nothing but the clothes on my back…

Or when I watched my beloved wife pass through the bottom of a rocks glass, when I wasn’t too busy checking KREEEEEEEENDLEERRRRRR’S blog and tweeting about the death rattle that was ruining my podcast…

And I know for an absolute certainty that I never filed a lawsuit only to abandon that shit when it turned out my vaunted pro se proficiency wasn’t scaring anybody, and I had to dismiss with prejudice to avoid facing counterclaims and being laughed at by my puny pro se pedophile palsy walsy.

If a DUMBFUCK wants to talk cowardice, it should start there, don’tcha think?

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Put Up Or Shut Up?

K…


THIS IS A CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION BETWEEN PAUL KRENDLER, AUTHOR AND ADMINISTRATOR OF THE THINKING MAN’S ZOMBIE BLOG, AND ANY SOUL, DEAD OR UNDEAD, FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO VISIT THE MOST POPULAR DUMBFUCK RELATED BLOG ON THE INTERNET, A DISTINCTION WHICH INCLUDES ALL OF DUMBFUCK’S OWN BLOGS, ROLLED TOGETHER INTO ONE!  THIS COMMUNICATION IS IN REGARD TO A RECENTLY DISMISSED CASE BEFORE THE US DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF MARYLAND AND IS NOT TO BE SHARED BY ANYONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TWEET, RE-BLOG, LINK OR CUT AND PASTE.  YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO ASK PERMISSION, AND WHILE GIVING CREDIT WOULD BE NICE, I’M NOT THE KIND OF ZOMBIE WHO WILL CHASE YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR BRAINS OVER SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL.  NO, I’LL WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE ASLEEP AND EASIER TO SNEAK UP ON.

Pardon me for saying so, but I get the feeling I am not dealing with an ordinary DUMBFUCK here. I will repeat. It was lying when it said it no longer lives in Maryland, and you can check the email headers if you really want to prove that. Thus, the US District Court of Maryland still has jurisdiction over it, even though it has no jurisdiction over any of the other players in this case. And never did.  Which it was just kind enough to admit, thanks.

It can refile in its new state (where is the state of Inebriation, anyway?  Damned if I can find it on a map) as long as it files different made up charges. But the fatal flaw will still be there.  Plus, as it just admitted, whatever state it lives in has not a whit to do with personal jurisdiction over any of the other players in this case. And, at the moment, it says the only people on its radar are the Dasanis of Shirley-Jackson, MS.

Note to the Dasanis:  Get down offa there, it’s not safe!

What it did was unnecessary and vile beyond description. I repeat. You had good reason to include that vile, disgusting photo in your exhibit outlining the magnitude of the harassment that DUMBFUCK subjected you and your wife to. You know and I know that you included it as part of an exhibit for one reason:  to help the strength of your counterclaim against the DUMBFUCK.  The fact that doing so made it part of the public domain, allowing me to post the exhibit containing the photo that it not only was witless enough to take but to vomit forth onto the internet and lose all control over, is just a lovely perk.  You could have made your same arguments with as much impact without that photo. But more impact is always better, and besides, using the picture is so much more FUN!

So, once more. Since the only people on its radar at the moment are you and your lovely bride, and not for using the photo (comma) although that was like stabbing someone in the back (actually, I thought it was more like an ear-flick, but it’s the most weepingest, no-responsibility-taking, sand-filled, skirt-flooded mangina ever to nutshuffle the Earth, so of course it’s going to whine and piss itself like the cowardly bitch it is) as it waddled, defeated, away from a fight that it no longer had  the guts to fight because it knew it couldn’t possibly win, instead executing a cowardly, craven almost-surrender that it will never be allowed to forget for the rest of its miserable life (which it may be able to weave into an Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress charge (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)  since someone sent Krendler—I’ll never rat you out, Richard the orderly – I PROMISE!—the photo before you filed the brief), you might want to reconsider your attitude toward this. It wants Krendler, but it can already prove who Krendler is, except res judicata. But it will settle for you and your wife suing it right down to its fucking bones, to borrow a phrase, since she gave you the email for you to use as a weapon against it, in the complete absence of any instruction to the contrary, and she in fact made a near certain inference that this was exactly what she was meant to do!

You’ve done a fine job,, Scott. It needs to get its face out of Krendler and Hoge’s blogs, go down to the lake and take a long walk off a short pier.  Preferably at the other end of a heavy length of chain tied to several masonry blocks he’s just kicked off the end of the pier.  Imagine the testimony, you telling a jury the absolute truth of the matter—how the photo was sent to you unbidden by a DUMBFUCK, and how no restriction was placed on the further distribution of the photo.  How you demonstrate a DUMBFUCK’S complete lack of respect for the dignity of someone it claims to love more than life itself, but not quite as much a it loves a smooth tumbler of brown liquor.  It says it took that picture for a purpose, Scott, with her permission and her understanding what it intended to do with it (as far as you know…she’s gone Tango Uniform now, and can’t contradict whatever cock-and-bull story it makes up). It says it thought it was dealing with creatures as human as itself (soft, green, slimy, often found in shells, vulnerable to salt and DELICIOUS with garlic and butter), it thought they would understand the reality of what this woman went through, the frailty of the flesh, the brevity of life. LIKE SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS…SO…ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.   What kind of monster takes a photo like that one and sends it to complete strangers?  A COSMIC DUMBFUCK, THAT’S WHO!  What a horrible, thoughtless, sadistic, cruel thing it did, Scott. If there is a heart in your chest and a soul in your body, you should feel ashamed in the name of the woman whose life and legacy a DUMBFUCK saw fit to shit all over as part of a painfully obvious, doomed-to-failure extortion plot.  All you’ve done is pick up the grenade it threw at you without pulling the pin, and properly launched it back into the retreating plumber’s crack of its bacon-stripped pajama trousers. And for that, there will be yet another failed attempt at retribution in a court of law, followed by peals of laughter and whoops of derision as it is driven in defeat once more.

Do a risk-benefit analysis. Is it more FUN for you to take the credit for this cowardly attack and find yourself and your wife at the back of a courtroom laughing hysterically like teenage girls sharing a plate of weed brownies while it work its pro se magic?  Or do you want to cop a fealty from Krendler who the DUMBFUCK cannot identify –

“Can too!”

Can not!

“Can too!”

Can not!

“Can too!”

(SLAP!)

“Shut up, you little DUMBFUCK!”

“WHY WON’T YOU STAY DEAD, MOTHER!?!? I’d appreciate your reply by noon Friday.”

And it never ceases to amaze me how our gang of thugs always remembers that, “IT Done It First!” when everyone knows the second guy always gets the flag.  But if you wish to violate federal law (like the DUMBFUCK did) by sharing a private communication between a decent litigant and a COSMIC DUMBFUCK, then you will have to carry, for the rest of your life, the wait for a charge (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!) to be filed. Because it never will be.  Like every other threat it has made, this one too is as empty as its head.

Mr. Edgren is an honorable, intelligent person, now that he has stopped behaving like the DUMBFUCK, when the un-self-aware DUMBFUCK thought Mr. Edgren was a treasonous, traitorous, fucking extortionist and the Second Worst Lawyer In The World and still good enough in his dotage to crush a DUMBFUCK like a grasshopper against a windshield. Please do not compare yourself to him because I’ll wet my pants again.

Be well.

B. Ewell

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Projection – It's Hard Dirty Work

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARODY OF THE POST LINKED HERE: http://thecranialvault.blogspot.com/2015/08/trolling-its-hard-dirty-work.html, WRITTEN BY WILLIAM M. SCHMALFELDT, SR.  DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK.  IT WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE HIM. 

INSTEAD, READ THE POST WHERE IT HAS BEEN ARCHIVED AS ETERNAL PROTECTION AGAINST THE INEVITABLE DELETION AND SPOLIATION OF EVIDENCE WHICH IS THE HALLMARK OF PRIDE THAT PUNCTUATES SCHMALFELDT’S PATHETIC EXISTENCE.  

SAFE LINK: https://archive.is/3foXG

Continue reading “Projection – It's Hard Dirty Work”

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

8-26-2015 12-23-18 PM

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Li’l ole irrelevant me could never, ever get a response from it.  It’s been doing such a superlative job of ignoring this site (wink, wink) and staying below the radar where I can’t see it (nudge, nudge).  It’s got this newfound self-control now, and it never goes silently trolling where it’s not wanted…otherwise how would it know, and why would it care who was trolling it soooo veeeery HARD?

Wait. What?

That’s a response?

Oh.

I guess it is, isn’t it?

It has called me irrelevant before, and it will call me irrelevant again.  Makes no nevermind to me.  Because all it’s told me so far today is a) it is visiting every day and b) where it is going to live.

8-26-2015 12-53-20 PM

Rule #4.

Because DUMBFUCK.

UPDATE – Irrelevant?

Let’s review: 

I trolling sooooo veeeerrrry haaaaard.  As promised.  Two weeks.

It visits every day from the Crappy WiFi Arms.  Every. Day. If it really wants me to go away…Two weeks.

I made a promise, and I will keep it, but not before it holds up its end of the deal.  But I know I’ll never have to, because…Two weeks…is impossible.

And the clock just reset again.  Two weeks.

It will stop.  I promise. The only requirement is that it goes away and stops doing this:
monkey_dance

For how long, do you think?

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

So, just for grins, let’s take a look at the tote board:

  • May 27, 2014                      Schmalfeldt v. Hoge et al., naming Paul Krendler as an anonymous defendant.
  • May 29, 2014                      Suit voluntarily dismissed in a flood of fear pee.

Schmalfeldt – 0, Krendler – 1

  • May 31, 2014                      Schmalfeldt v. Grady, Maryland Peace Order Petition
  • June 2, 2014                       Petition dismissed when petitioner failed to appear, all trousers stained with fear pee.

Schmalfeldt – 0, Krendler – 1, Grady – 1

  • June 4, 2014                      Hoge v. Schmalfeldt, Schmalfeldt names Krendler as an anonymous counterclaim defendant
  • August 15, 2014                Settled and dismissed with prejudice without ever involving Krendler

Schmalfeldt – 0, Krendler – 2, Grady – 1

  • November 7, 2014           Schmalfeldt v. Grady aka Paul Krendler, Maryland Peace Order Petition
  • November 14, 2014         Petition dismissed when petitioner failed to appear, hidden in the hills above Elkridge, sandy vagina leaking fear pee into his petticoats

Schmalfeldt – 0, Krendler – 3, Grady – 2

  • February 4, 2015              Schmalfeldt v. Johnson et al., naming Paul Krendler as an anonymous defendant
  • February 18, 2015            Case dismissed due to Plaintiff’s ignorance of jurisdiction

Schmalfeldt – 0, Krendler – 4, Grady – 2

  • February 23, 2015            Schmalfeldt v Hoge et al., naming Paul Krendler as an anonymous defendant
  • June 23, 2015                   Case dismissed due to Plaintiff’s ignorance of venue

Schmalfeldt – 0, Krendler – 5, Grady – 2

  • April 29, 2015                   Schmalfeldt v Grady et al., naming Grady AS Paul Krendler
  • August 19, 2015                Case dismissed at Plaintiff’s fear pee soaked request

Schmalfeldt – 0, Krendler – 6, Grady – 3

TOTALS:

  • Attempts to “get” Krendler or Grady:            9
  • Successes:                                                            0
  • Failures:                                                               9

Rate of Failure:                                                 100.00%

SCOREBOARD, DUMBFUCK!

But please…keep playing.  Cold & flu season is fast approaching, and they say laughter is the best medicine

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You Published a Picture That I Asked Not Be Published As Part of a Court Filing That Has Undeniable Intrinsic News Value

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARODY OF THE POST LINKED HERE: http://patriotombudsman.com/2015/08/18/you-published-a-picture-of-gail-that-i-asked-not-be-published/, WRITTEN BY WILLIAM M. SCHMALFELDT, SR.  DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK.  IT WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE HIM. 

INSTEAD, READ THE POST WHERE IT HAS BEEN ARCHIVED AS ETERNAL PROTECTION AGAINST THE INEVITABLE DELETION AND SPOLIATION OF EVIDENCE WHICH IS THE HALLMARK OF PRIDE THAT PUNCTUATES SCHMALFELDT’S PATHETIC EXISTENCE.  

SAFE LINK: https://archive.is/zA5Kx


But I didn’t email it for news value. There was no news value in it to me.  Certainly not like the news value in publishing Aaron Walker’s home address.  Certainly not anywhere near the news value in the story of Lee Stranahan’s loss of a child.

I sent the photo to Scumbag Hinckley and Scumbag Hoge. And Scumbag Carroll County, Maryland law enforcement.  And Mrs. Scumbag Hinckley at a public business mailbox where anybody could read it.  And Scumbag Shirley, Massachusetts law enforcement. ( I think.  Maybe.  I could be mis-remembering that.  I might have sent it my old unit HQ 32nd MAU aboard the USS Coronado.  Whatever.  I don’t care.)  And Scumbag Middlesex County, Massachusetts law enforcement. (I think.  Maybe.  I could be mis-remembering that too.  I might have sent it to sex club in Yokosuka, Japan where I earned an award for my forward deployment on stage, or something.  Whatever.)  Please don’t insult me by suggesting law enforcement sent you the picture.  There must be dozens, dare I say hundreds of other reasons and methods for insulting me.

So, either Hoge or Hinckley (or Hinckley’s wife, or someone in one of three law enforcement agencies, or anyone they might have forwarded the email to, or eight or ten or twenty layers of telephone that may or may not have been played) sent you the picture.  Which you never published until it showed up in a public domain court filing, because I’m about as stupid and transparently obvious as it’s possible to be while still barely managing to stand on two legs with a rolly walker.

I included the picture because I’m an idiot who thought I could convince people I’m not a monster by showing her grace, her perfectly described “frail, put-the-camera-down-you-sick-fucking-ghoul expression,” her beauty, even in grave illness, and that I could propagate such a transparent lie as “I hoped people would start seeing her as a real human being, not an abstract target for attack.”

I wanted to convince people that my real purpose was to move the better angels of human nature, but I’ve never been one, so I don’t understand why taking a photograph of my emaciated, dying wife and emailing it to the world isn’t a particularly good idea.  That tactic failed miserably.  You’d think I’d be used to that after 60 years, but nope!  It always comes as a surprise.

I wanted you to see the grace, the beauty, the frailty, the humanity of a human being taking leave of this world – that’s why I didn’t publish the photo for the world to see.  That’s why instead I emailed it to over a dozen people with no interest whatsoever in seeing it, as a lure to see if anyone would publish it.  But no one did.  I don’t know why.  Whatever. Never mind.

All you saw was the obvious trap.  And instead you tormented me with my own stupidity.  And it worked, by God!

Better than me in every way, are you Krendler?

Better than me in being a perfect example of a life spent accomplishing nothing?  [I have to admit, you’ve got me there.  I concede that this is one skill at which you are better than me.  Happy now?  – PK]

I am not a perfect man.  I am a perfect nut-shuffling walking penis.

But I would never wave around a picture of a dying wife to score points.  No, I would lay that picture out in the world and wait for you to do it, and then try to score points off of that.

Of all the things I’ve done, this is my lowest point. If you think this squares with my wifey for dying first and her stepson kicking me out of the showplace tincasa?  Guess what. My children still won’t speak to me, and I have grandchildren I will die having never seen as a result of those broken relationships.

You showed a picture I offered to Hoge and Hinckley as bait so I could claim this very butthurt that I have caused myself like a trapper caught in his own bear trap.

As I told Hoge in my email to him and the Carroll County Sheriff, “I have never publicized this photo, so if I see it on anyone’s blog I will know Hoge is responsible.

As I told Hinckley (actually his wife), “As your husband was one of the people suggesting that my wife’s death was a scam I was trying to pull on people, I feel you deserve to see this picture.  If it gets published anywhere I will know who did it as it hasn’t been published anywhere else.

See!?!?  My purpose in sending the picture to Scumbag Hoge and Scumbag Hinckley(‘s wife) is absolutely, incontrovertibly obvious.  I was tender!  I was loving!  I was sweet and motherfucking kind!  It was all about the fucking frailty of life, the godforsaken beauty of the most disgustingly peaceful and painless death I have ever been cursed to witness!!!  Can’t you see HOW OBVIOUS IT IS???  FOCUS!!!

And it was only a little tiny bit about setting a trap for anyone who saw the photo.  I knew that the moment you published it there could only be one person, or maybe two, possibly three, perhaps half a dozen (of almost two dozen to whom I sent the email – twice!) who forwarded it on to you!  HA!  GOTCHA!!! If only someone will rat themselves out instead of fighting back against my lawfare…

It was an obscenity the moment I took it.

And in this world, and the next, I will pay.

I am human scum, and everyone knows it.

A slow painful death is what I deserve, much slower and infinitely more painful than my wife, the last person I will ever find foolish enough to waste a lifetime dealing with me for free.  Dying alone, in excruciating pain, with only laughing nurses getting paid to take pictures of my writhing pain for the world to see, and no Angels of Mercy to speed me on my way; that would be a fitting end for a turd de la turd like me.

I was out of your life, except for that threat to sue you again.  Gone, except for the daily visits to your blog with my new Windows 10 computer… Now, by my own bad faith and misbehavior, I have manufactured a fresh excuse.  Every day, for the rest of my life, I will look for ways to punish you, to cyberstalk you,  to leagally (the GS-13 writer-editor really shines through, don’t it?) harm you, to harass you, and try in vain to make you suffer as you take advantage of the endless opportunities to turn my bad behavior against me and make me look like the idiot that I am.  And I will fail.  Like I always have.  Like I always will.  Because I’m a DUMBFUCK who telegraphs my every move, making world class buttmud pies and calling them lawsuits.

See what I did? You were never going to be rid of me.  Because I’m a masochist who will not stop until I am dead.  Just like the Crown Jewel Grace said.  And thank heavens I have nothing better to focus on, now that my doomed LOLSuit against Grady, Edgren and Hinckley will be dismissed because I just don’t have the energy to pursue it anymore (and I put that in a court filing too, which won’t be useful at all in having me declared vexatious next time I try this lame tactic).

I really didn’t think this through, did I?

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Please…it’s time to stop digging.

Now is the time to start pulling the dirt in on top of you.

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