Of course you have, DUMBFUCK.
Of course you have.
We are all you have.
Well…us, and fantasies of raping Cub Scouts around the campfire.
Why did you have to move from Iowa to North Dakota, again? I really doubt it was because The Giant made a great career leap in the field of janitorial arts.
And if you’re really wondering how you can honor Mom’s legacy in the time you have left, may I make a humble suggestion? Why not poop on a kitchen chair and then take The Cure? A nice, big exit wound out the top of your dick-dented hat rack would be a beautiful gesture.
And you’re too fucking stupid to know why. (Don’t forget, truth is an absolute defense against a defamation claim. So, as it turns out, is lack of personal jurisdiction.)
#virtuesignaling #DUMBFUCK #punchingup
P.S. It’s worth noting that by the same logic, Gail Schmalfeldt would be a lot LESS dead if her soulmate hadn’t spent so much time chasing white whales on the internet…
Was that song recorded by DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt and His Shadow Band?
Oh, I don’t know…maybe Pfizer did some extensive market research and found a high percentage of alleged Parkinson’s patients see their symptoms come and go with such regularity that it’s easy to conclude they are simply faking the disease to make themselves look like victims.
Seems reasonable to me.
I love when a DUMBFUCK tries to insult someone’s intelligence, only to lace up the golf cleats once more and stomp his crank by fucking up the movie reference, making himself look like the idiot he is.
DUMBFUCK DNA mixed with feline vaginal secretions. Final Fantasy: The Resistance ain’t gonna play itself, ya know.
I can’t figure out if he thinks this post is libelous…
…or this one from the late, unlamented BillSchmalfeldt.net.
And you’re not fooling anyone, telling people you walked away. You blew that chance years ago. Instead you dug in deeper, and ever since you’ve been caught in a trap of your own making.
There’s no escape, as long as Inflataskank continues to tell you all about the parodies of your works that magically appear.
You will always make a mistake…
You will always trip yourself up…or someone else will…
You will always be Krendler’s Bitch.
Until the day you exit the skin of this world.
Merry fuckin’ Christmas, asshole.
9:20 PM PST…
…to 9:01 AM PST.
Apparently “withdraw[ing] from public view” suits him about as well as does “self awareness,” “telling the truth,” “being a real journalist,” “not stalking and harassing people” and “having Parkinson’s disease.”
He just can’t make it stick.
Poopypants Pundit, heal thyself.