I notice that certified whackadoodle Guymon Radio Guy Bill Schmalfeldt, oops! – I mean, Mathews hasn’t tweeted since October 15th.
I wonder if this gentle swipe at a syndicated host on his station:
pissed off the boss?
Makes you think maybe – just maybe – ol’ DUMBFUCK no longer has the personal freedom to tell his bosses to piss off when they tell him to shut the fuck up about politics.
Maybe – just maybe – he never did.
Maybe – just maybe – he didn’t actually quit with zero notice back in Iowa last year.
Maybe – just maybe – he’s a fucking liar.
Oh, and one more thing. This line from his tweet:
Leave me out of this “we” because he doesn’t talk like I do, or like most thinking people.
I’ll bet I’m not the only one who thinks “people who talk like Bill Schmalfeldt” and “most thinking people” are circles that don’t touch on a Venn diagram.
What is your mailing address, DUMBFUCK?
In order to be certain that what he has to say reaches its intended destination without any ability to claim that it was unintentionally or intentionally “lost” in cyberspace or meatspace, he would prefer to communicate with you via Certified Mail, Restricted Delivery, Return Receipt Requested only.
To avoid confusion.
Be a man and answer me directly.
Where can Your Daddy Hoge find you?
Quit sucking your thumb, be a man and answer me directly.
And before you deflect, and ask me what MY address is, just keep in mind that I am merely a neutral go-between in this little conflict…an interested observer, shall we say?
And besides, you seem to believe with all your heart that you already know my address. Actions speak louder than words, so step right up and prove it, O Talker of Big Game From Under The Porch.
Stop idly fondling your empty nutsack, be a man and answer me directly.
I’ll even give you a DOOM CLOCK like you gave Sonoran Conservative. Since we all know already that you’re a racist, sexist, bigoted, anti-Semitic, terrorist-sympathizing, hateful, lying weeping pussy faker, I’ll give you until Close of Business YESTERDAY to prove otherwise.
BIG NEWS THURSDAY MIDDAY!!
But then…just around the time the evening news broadcasts kicked off…
EDITOR’S NOTE: Earlier today, NBC News reported that there was a wiretap on the phones of Michael Cohen, President Trump’s longtime personal attorney, citing two separate sources with knowledge of the legal proceedings involving Cohen.
But three senior U.S. officials now dispute that, saying that the monitoring of Cohen’s phones was limited to a log of calls, known as a pen register, not a wiretap where investigators can actually listen to calls.
NBC News has changed the headline and revised parts of the original article.
Oh, Bill Schmalfeldt…once more, and not for the last time…
If only you had as much integrity as Fake News NBC (which, let’s face it, is so close to zero as to be indistinguishable) that you would issue a humiliating correction.
Not holding my breath, though. It interferes with the ‘L’ in PLM.
From last night’s Feldtdown:
The fact that he’s looking at a post that’s five months old? Sorta funny.
The fact that he still thinks I’m Patrick Grady? Definitely funny.
But the truly, gut-bustingly hilarious thing?
In his own Tweet, he curbstomps himself.
This could only be true, because if it was fake no one would believe it.
Hey, look at my “new” book!
The cover art was stolen from this book…
But never mind that, review my book!!
Never mind the bad reviews, just buy the book. You can’t trust those bad reviews, even if there is no other kind. They’re all liars, I’ve deleted almost all of the evidence of what they’re talking about, as far as I know.
Just buy the book, trust me. You’ll wish you hadn’t, but there’s a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red calling to me. And I’m in the mood to buy and abandon Scootypuff #3.
If you want to see pervert Bill Schmalfeldt participating in the sexualization of an African- American toddler, just visit his Twitter timeline to see his most recent retweet:
Or, don’t. You don’t need to see that crap. Just take my word for it.
…is New (and Stupid, Pointless, Bound to Fail) Again!
Please welcome the all-same-old, all-stupid, all-poop-obsessed, racist, bigoted, anti-Semite, misogynist, stolen valor (boy, I hope the PD at KDSN read those posts), hypocritical, pet abandoning, almost was a radio host again until he started insulting potential listeners before he got on the air, lying motherfucker Bill Schmalfeldt back to Twitter as @TrumpThumpCast.
At least for a couple days, anyway.
Have we reached 250 handles yet? Or are we not getting excited again until he nears 300 handles, which should be right around the 4th of July, I think?
I wonder why this blog keeps getting hits from Denison, Iowa? It never used to…perhaps someone is someone stuck there without a job or the means to get back to South Carolina? Someone who just wants to be left alone and live his life, if only he could break this addiction to butthurt?
What a shame…(not really)…
How is it that a DUMBFUCK like yourself, who just ten short days ago was on his way to North Dakota…
…suddenly swerved into Iowa and instantly became an overbearing, pretentious, crude, anti-Semitic, woman-hating, poop-loving, Cub Scout obsessed, lying, racist expert on Iowa politics without even having established residency?
Of course, you’re an expert in EVERYTHING, judging by the way you were already spouting on #returntonodak politics before you even left the Inflat-a-skank behind forever in South Carolina, having failed to separate her from family the way you did Captive Nurse 1.0.
Say, how bad did you screw over that North Dakota newspaper anyway, you fickle, worthless sack of pig vomit?
Dunning-Kruger is a helluva drug!
Looking forward to the day in May when KDSN wishes you into the radio cornfield…though I’m sure the papers will be served before that happens.
1530 Ridge Road
Denison, Iowa 51442
Monday – Friday 8:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Saturday 8:00 AM – 12:00 Noon
The projection is strong in you, young 8 time FAILSUIT LOSER. You’re gonna take wives, cars and houses! But you can’t even hold on to your own.
I’m still waiting for the cops to pick me up, you loudmouth idiot.
I saw a story recently about a guy with a 9 cm diameter air pocket where his brain is supposed to be – how did you manage to convince them not to identify you?
Maybe I’ll have to plan a little golf getaway to Myrtle Beach next month. any other Zombie duffers want to join me?
Good thing you’re in Albuquerque, amirite?