And yet, my phone fails to ring. Weird. Who is he calling?
And stubbornly my phone fails to ring! But blocked? And then not one but TWO voicemails left…somewhere?
I wonder what the DUMBFUCK said?
I only know what he says now:
GS13 wants to talk about “mayonaisse?”
But if he thinks he knows the right number,
why can’t he dial it himself? When the rubber meets the road, he just doesn’t have the guts to pick up the phone. Because he’s a nutless coward.
I guess we’ll just get to watch him continue to beg like the pussy he proves himself to be on a daily basis.
Pointage, Laughery and Mockification. It’s what’s for dinner.
“Clams right up,” you say?
Funny, that’s not what shows in the text messages that showed up in my email:
Whoever DUMBFUCK thought he was talking to (and leaving voicemails), clearly asked what DUMBFUCK was talking about…and has correctly identified his character in the last message.
Oh, speaking of voicemails that DUMBFUCK left, maybe he’ll leave a comment and let us know if this is accurate:
“Patrick, here’s a thought. Don’t bother me anymore, unless you’re willing to start acting like a grownup, comma, like a MAN, comma…heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Oh, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick. I’m just gonna block you and be done with you and you can do whatever you want to do. By the way, like I said, fingerprints? Footprints? They don’t lie! Buh-bye!”
Wait…does that say “I’m just gonna block you and be done with you and you can do whatever you want to do?”
Why, after telling someone, “I’m just gonna block you and be done with you and you can do whatever you want to do,” would DUMBFUCK be concerned at all with what whoever might be shining him on this weekend has to say about whatever bullshit he’s made up today? Is he just spinning his wheels?
Personally, I’m still waiting for the Palatine cops to come get me. It’s been about six months since he promised that, based on a picture that was probably never taken by a security camera that probably doesn’t exist of a car that was probably never there.
Fingerprints and footprints don’t lie. I know something else that doesn’t lie.
Not Bill Schmalfeldt.