Apparently William the Paranoid Spheroid is seeing boogeymen around every corner.

Some meter reader must have left a fat thumbprint 
on one of these.

But I doubt it. 

Lying liars gotta lie, and this liar’s lies are always embarrassingly shy on details.

We all know nothing happened until the pictures get posted.


Someone Can’t Make Up His Mind

And yet, my phone fails to ring. Weird. Who is he calling?

That’s nice.

And stubbornly my phone fails to ring!  But blocked? And then not one but TWO voicemails left…somewhere?

I wonder what the DUMBFUCK said?

I only know what he says now:

GS13 wants to talk about “mayonaisse?”

But if he thinks he knows the right number,

why can’t he dial it himself? When the rubber meets the road, he just doesn’t have the guts to pick up the phone. Because he’s a nutless coward.

I guess we’ll just get to watch him continue to beg like the pussy he proves himself to be on a daily basis.

Pointage, Laughery and Mockification.  It’s what’s for dinner.


“Clams right up,” you say?

Funny, that’s not what shows in the text messages that showed up in my email:

Whoever DUMBFUCK thought he was talking to (and leaving voicemails), clearly asked what DUMBFUCK was talking about…and has correctly identified his character in the last message.

Oh, speaking of voicemails that DUMBFUCK left, maybe he’ll leave a comment and let us know if this is accurate:

“Patrick, here’s a thought. Don’t bother me anymore, unless you’re willing to start acting like a grownup, comma, like a MAN, comma…heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Oh, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick. I’m just gonna block you and be done with you and you can do whatever you want to do. By the way, like I said, fingerprints? Footprints? They don’t lie! Buh-bye!”

Wait…does that say “I’m just gonna block you and be done with you and you can do whatever you want to do?”

Why, after telling someone, “I’m just gonna block you and be done with you and you can do whatever you want to do,” would DUMBFUCK be concerned at all with what whoever might be shining him on this weekend has to say about whatever bullshit he’s made up today? Is he just spinning his wheels?

Personally, I’m still waiting for the Palatine cops to come get me.  It’s been about six months since he promised that, based on a picture that was probably never taken by a security camera that probably doesn’t exist of a car that was probably never there.

Fingerprints and footprints don’t lie. I know something else that doesn’t lie.

Not Bill Schmalfeldt.


Reach Out And Touch Someone

Pretty goddamn boring. As usual, DUMBFUCK is incapable of providing a straight answer to a simple question. At this point, one more text was sent his way. The content was something like “until you understand that you’re the only one with the power to stop this, I can’t help you. Goodnight.”

Perhaps today he will work up the guts to reach out to me today, like he said he would. Unless he’s lying about having phone numbers he really doesn’t have.

Or maybe someone else will reach out and touch him. Burn phones are cheap.


My Phone Is Not Ringing

This is the second of three comments today now sitting in moderation directed at Patrick Grady.

He says Grady has his phone number, but unless he got it from DUMBFUCK, I don’t think he does.  I wouldn’t give it to him unless he asked, and I think that’s not fucking likely.

Maybe DUMBFUCK is calling the wrong guy? More likely he’s a fucking coward.  I can say that because he’s never shy about calling other people he’s doxed. But he’s only ever begged Grady to call him. Not once to my knowledge has he ever called Grady himself, the pussy.

I’ll bet Phyllis Mason, Miriam Lazewatsky or Vinnie Virgintino can point DUMBFUCK in the right direction.

Or Chris Heather? Jerry Fletcher? Howard Earl? Owain Penllyn? Kyle Kiernan the Florida Felon?



Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Better off than whom? Gail?

Agreed. In life or in death, in her choice of spouse, in her place in the hereafter, in any possible measure…John Hoge’s wife was, is, and ever shall be better off than Bill Schmalfeldt’s Captive Nurse.

On the other hand, there are not many people about whom it could be said that their life on Earth got better the moment they left it. Congratulations, Gail. She may have thought true love and slavery were the same thing, but ultimately that’s down to the sociopathic narcissism of He Who Will Not Be Muzzled because Principles And Shit (though not necessarily in that order).


Self Awareness Fail #18,349,622

I wonder why the cowardly, shitrolling DUMBFUCK says “turd-sniffer” like it’s something that he’s never done.


Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

He could actually do that…he could say to Donald Trump, “I am not going to jail for you.  I am going to jail for a bomber-throwing midget in Maryland. So there. Nyah.”

But he won’t say that, because it would be the truth, and DUMBFUCK is nothing if not a liar.

He’s the guy Pinocchio looks at and says, “Damn, dude. Just…damn.”


Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

“Trump is a pathologic baby man.”

Says the sixtysomething year old man in adult diapers who claimed to be unable to function without his 24/7/365 Captive Nurse. Until she died, and then he magically got all better.

Says the elderly manchild who lies without compunction about anything and everything, merely because he can, not because it serves his self-interest.

Says the toddler (not because he’s young, but because he’s too obese to keep his balance except with a flatbed and a forklift) who has no interest in anything BUT himself (and any other STUFF having to do with people’s BUTTS), as evidenced in how he always paints himself the victim of the UNFAIR!!! but entirely predictable consequences of his own bad acts.

I got a broken irony meter here, anybody interested?



Bill Schmalfeldt, Plagiarist

For a long time now, it has been an established truth that Bill Schmalfeldt engages in plagiarism.

Is that defamatory? Not if truth is a defense, as we shall see in a moment.

If I were so inclined, I could track down half a dozen examples, and perhaps more, of Bill Schmalfeldt’s rank perfidy.  But I’m not so inclined.  Instead, I will mention one known example and leave it to the archivists to reproduce if they wish. In addition I am going to provide two more concrete examples to prove that – for the Google bomb –


…not to mention really fucking stupid. Continue reading “Bill Schmalfeldt, Plagiarist”


O RLY, DUMBFUCK? You Say That Like It’s A BAD Thing!

Does this ring a bell?


And as to vexatious litigant… 7 lawsuits in under three years, none of which survived motions to dismiss.

‘Nuff said on that.

Remember, class: All that is required to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt, is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.