Good News from Howard County

So the bloviating Trailer Trash Talk Man is more of a raving lunatic than I thought. It was very disturbing to say the least. Bill obviously needs to focus on Gail and her situation and nothing else. I don’t know that he can sustain the mental taxation of both her care and the effort of maintaining these LOLsuits. It seems to be fracturing his mind and in a bad way, more is the pity. I don’t know that I will be making the trip to Maryland any time soon again. Anyway…

The honorable Judge Kramer has taken everything under advisement and will be making a written decision on both of Hoge’s MTDs. She seemed more interested in the whole venue aspect of things, but that might be because I personally am more interested in a ruling on that sort of issue. I already know that TTT Man has failed to state a claim, I just wanna know where someone has to file a lawsuit in these sorts of things.

So, things continue apace as they are at the moment. I am going to eat lunch with some friends and then travel back home. Govern yourselves accordingly!


I see that TTT Man has seen fit to disparage my looks. And make comments about what went down today.

Let’s see.

  • Goth – Guilty as charged. See avatar.
  • Horribly skinny/rail thin – To some I might be considered that. To others, I’m just enough ZombieGirl for them, no more, no less.
  • Jet-black dyed long hair – On occasion. Although I like the black when it has more of a blue tinge. See, again, avatar. Next I will probably go to deep burgundy. That’s my favorite.
  • Bad case of ugs – While I do own a rather expensive pair of Uggs, I was not wearing them today. Sorry!
  •  No eyebrows – While I do pluck my eyebrows, they are still there, I assure you.
  • Skank – Here’s where Billy shows his evil side. All I will say is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I don’t have any issues with my looks.

On to the actual things that matter. You know, the reasons why everyone was at the courthouse.

    •  No Choice to Be There

BZZZT! Wrong, DUMBFUCK! You had EVERY choice in the world to be there. YOU were the one who filed this LOLsuit. And therefore you get to deal with it and all the filings and court appearances pertaining to it. You want that to go away? Drop the LOLsuit. I mean, did you really think that WJJ Hoge was going to lie down and let you kick him like the good Shiloh dog you think he is? Just because you are butthurt? Ummm, that would be a no.

    • Make my wife’s death more convenient for you

Umm, we would prefer that your wife didn’t die. We would prefer that she be able to escape you in some other way, so that she could go on to live a life without your vile presence in it.

    • Things go by their own timetable

Yes, yes they do, don’t they Billy. And much to your own chagrin.

    • And GM Howell wasn’t there

Do you have the gift of the all-seeing eye? Somehow I don’t think so.


So This is How He Wants It? Cry Havoc!

And let slip the dogs of war!

It seems that Bill “Fair Use For Me But Not For Thee” Schmalfeldt has posted an email he received from Aaron Walker in response to one of his empty, self-serving requests for a “moratorium” on family insults.

He had the gall to open the post with this twaddle:

©2015 by Bill Schmalfeldt

Aaron responded with both barrels. Add in the devastation of several mortars, some fixed artillery, a small aerial bombardment and for the cherry on the insult to injury sundae, a particularly well-placed shot from a flaming trebuchet.  In other words, well within the bounds of reason. My particularly favorite part was when Aaron said “and if you don’t like what I am saying now, maybe you shouldn’t have written such a fucking hypocritical request.” Yeah, go figure.

In return, Billy-boy offered to provide Aaron’s contact information so that anyone could contact Aaron to “tell him what you think of his letter and this blatant extortion.” I actually might take Billy up on it just so I can send Aaron one of my world-famous cheesecakes if that’s the sort of goodie he likes.

Now, we here at The Thinking Man’s Zombie would never, ever, ever think of doing the same, as Billy refers to himself as a “private citizen.”  And he is clearly in a difficult place emotionally since today ends in “y.”

But, if you would like William’s home address so that you could drop off a nice footlong-and-mayo casserole while he and TJ wait for when the vigil ends, or if you’d like to call or email him just to let him know you’re thinking of him, you can find that information conveniently located in the signature block of every LOLsuit he has ever filed, including several failed ones against the HZIC of this very site. And let’s not forget the LOLsuit that includes Patrick Grady as well if we are being fair.

Feel free. I’m sure he’d appreciate the gesture.


Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Either DUMBFUCK is a practiced sadist, or it is batshit crazy and does not realize the pain it has caused for most of the past decade.

Or it has not yet learned to embrace the power of “AND.”

Really. What has DUMBFUCK ever done to Suzy Breitbart? Connie Hoge? Lauren Stranahan? How many other wives of its “enemies?” Why has it not only written vile and hateful blog posts about some of these women, but created disgusting photoshops, posted photographs incorrectly identifying others as erotic models, as well as publishing their home addresses and encouraging other DUMBFUCKS to visit their homes and rape them?

That was harassment. That was intentional infliction of emotional distress. It did this on purpose when it could easily have kept its stupid fucking mouth shut instead of showing the world what a DUMBFUCK it was and continues to be.

Someday, a DUMBFUCK is going to be sitting by the bedside of a dying wife. I hope the image of what it did just a few short years ago haunts it forever, unless it takes THE CURE before its wife.

Either way, I choose to embrace the power of “AND,” and say — good.