Several Things, Offhand…

  1. “Well, the first thing you should know is, we have people…everywhere.”
  2. “Um…’Yawn?'”
  3. “Coffee is the highlight of the day so far.”
  4. “You’re a DUMBFUCK. But this isn’t news to anyone. Least of all the St. Francis Police Department.”
  5. “Thanks for the OUTSTANDING Monkeydancing yesterday. Truly spectacular! You really brought your A-game.”
  6. “I shudder to think how much material you’d have saved if you were really the stalker that NINE RESTRAINING ORDERS IN FIVE STATES say you are.”
  7. “Looks like today is going to be a beautiful day. Maybe some lucky local member of the Horde will happen to see you taking a rolly stroll this afternoon. You just never know, do you?”
  8. “The intimacy of your knowledge of the priorities and inner workings of law enforcement processes is truly mind-boggling.”
  9. “But not in the way you think it is.”
  10. “Seriously – if it worked the way you say, you’d be the – well, that would be telling, wouldn’t it?”
  11. “You might need a caliper to measure your balls…I use a wheelbarrow just to tote mine around.”
  12. “A really BIG wheelbarrow.”

Anything else you wanna hear, DUMBFUCK?

Anything else to add, Horde ?

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Start Just Above Your Eyebrows, DUMBFUCK!


May I suggest one of these?

Capture

h/t – Grace, The Jewel in the Crown

 

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Oh, Well, I Guess That Explains It As Well As A DUMBFUCK Could


BEING a child pornographer isn’t a crime…but calling Bill Schmalfeldt, child pornographer, a child pornographer is?

I suppose that makes sense…if you’re a DUMBFUCK.

I’ll just have to be satisfied with saying

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A CYBERSTALKER, WHICH IS A CRIME.

And

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A CYBERHARASSER, WHICH IS A CRIME.

And 

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A TODDLERSTALKER. WHICH IS A CRIME.

So you see it would seem that saying 

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A CHILD PORNOGRAPHER, WHICH IS FUCKING DISGUSTING EVEN IF IT IS NOT NECESSARILY A CRIME.

is among the least of your worries, huh?

But when I call Cindy, whose number you have already so helpfully provided, idiot, it won’t matter if I tell them you are something that’s criminal, such as a documented stalker of children, or something that’s not, like a child pornographer.

Maybe I will EMBRACE THE POWER OF ‘AND!’

I loves me some burner phone!

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So Tell Me, DUMBFUCK:

 


What’s the essential difference between your argument here…

…and this:

When retired idiot with no self-control or internal filter decides to record and distribute audio sex depictions of minors from his Catholic Church owned and operated apartment, I think his landlords should know.

Free Speech means you are free to deal with the consequences of your speech, as DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt is fully aware but uses forgot. #dealwithit #DUMBFUCK #ChildPornographer

No, seriously – what’s the difference, other than “BUT THE RULES DON’T APPLY TO ME BECAUSE PARKINSON’S!!”

If online name-calling (or the sun coming up in the East) is reason enough for you to say it’s okay to contact someone’s clients to tell on them like the fucking three year old you are at heart, why shouldn’t the Lovely and Talented Cindy’s voicemail be flooded right this minute with complaints about you?

You and your Amazon Vagina Prayer Warrior Princesses are free to comment on this post, as long as you all are trying to answer the question.

 

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Here’s My Question About ad hominem

When LOLSuit VI – The Undiscovered Krendler is dismissed, and Aaron Walker files a motion for and is awarded fees and costs from the Plaintiff for filing a frivolous lawsuit, Bill Schmalfeldt will have to cease calling Aaron Walker an unemployed attorney, will he not?

Because at the end of this misadventure, if all continues to proceed as SuperParaLegal WJJ Hoge III has forseen,  Aaron Walker will have lawyered, and Bill Schmalfeldt will have paid him for it.

Services rendered in exchange for payment.

That’s employment, unless I am quite mistaken.  And I’m not.

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK

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Oh, you are, huh?

Why do I sense some textbook Demented Cyberstalker behavior just over the hill?

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And THERE IT IS!! DUMBFUCK (who spent YEARS websurfing the XMFAN forums on the taxpayer dime) thinks the gubbmint might be upset about some other career titsucker visiting his website…

Well, when you put it that way it sort of makes sense, doesn’t it? MALWARE, don’t ya know?

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Because that’s not even a little bit creepy or stalkerish.  I know I get emails from every website visit.  Don’t you? 

OF COURSE THAT’S NOT A REASON TO USE A PROXY SERVER TO VISIT THE WEBSITE OF A KNOWN, ADJUDICATED CYBERSTALKER.

THAT WOULD JUST BE COMICAL, TO WANT TO AVOID SUCH A SHITBAG TRYING TO REACH OUT…

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AND ACCUSE YOU OF A CRIME FOR VISITING HIS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE WEBSITE.

BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST FINE WITH IT.

JUST COMICAL.

Yes, DUMBFUCK…all your self-created adversaries are dimwits.  But remember the pecking order:

DUMBFUCK is to DIMWIT as DIMWIT is to GENIUS.

To recall a DUMBFUCK’S one untintentionally accurate self-assesment: “You clever boys had me pegged.  I am just so stupid, that I am going to dial into that courtroom today and totally fuck myself over.”  

Yup. I see it about the same way.

Looking forward to the spin-into-a-win postgame fear pee cleanup…

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

  1. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, wrong, Faildox King.
  2. Good to know that these two commenters aren’t shitrolling, turdsniffing, toddlerstalking, scoutraping sockpuppets.
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  4. Q: Who was the weeping pussy who sent them out, the one who can’t fight his own battles, the one who has lied to them over and over about his role in starting and prolonging all this with his cowardice and complete lack of self-awareness?   A: Bill Schmalfeldt, world class, unanimous first-ballot Hall of Fame Failure at Life.
  5. “#pervert?” That’s rich, coming from an adjudicated #Toddlerstalker!
  6. Speaking of toddlers, a three year old is probably the only “adversary” you’ve ever created (and YES! YOU CREATED THEM ALL) who could arguably be within shouting distance to being a dimwit…and even he whipped your ass in court!

So good luck on the phone today.  I look forward to hearing your bullshit spin-it-as-a-win story afterward.  My pantry has achieved PEAK POPCORN in anticipation.

…and Vinnie says hey.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


And no one forgets that better than you.

But you dance purty.

Dance, monkey! DAAAAAAAAANCE!!!
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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

Why do you visit my blog?  There are no toddlers here for you to stalk…

  
But I see your confirmation bias is showing, as is your singular talent for manipulating naïves into fighting the battles you lack the spine to fight yourself.

Sack up and come at me.  Or whine at your bitches from under the porch.

Or maybe just do a little dance.

monkey_dance

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