So Tell Me, DUMBFUCK:

 


What’s the essential difference between your argument here…

…and this:

When retired idiot with no self-control or internal filter decides to record and distribute audio sex depictions of minors from his Catholic Church owned and operated apartment, I think his landlords should know.

Free Speech means you are free to deal with the consequences of your speech, as DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt is fully aware but uses forgot. #dealwithit #DUMBFUCK #ChildPornographer

No, seriously – what’s the difference, other than “BUT THE RULES DON’T APPLY TO ME BECAUSE PARKINSON’S!!”

If online name-calling (or the sun coming up in the East) is reason enough for you to say it’s okay to contact someone’s clients to tell on them like the fucking three year old you are at heart, why shouldn’t the Lovely and Talented Cindy’s voicemail be flooded right this minute with complaints about you?

You and your Amazon Vagina Prayer Warrior Princesses are free to comment on this post, as long as you all are trying to answer the question.

 

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Here’s My Question About ad hominem

When LOLSuit VI – The Undiscovered Krendler is dismissed, and Aaron Walker files a motion for and is awarded fees and costs from the Plaintiff for filing a frivolous lawsuit, Bill Schmalfeldt will have to cease calling Aaron Walker an unemployed attorney, will he not?

Because at the end of this misadventure, if all continues to proceed as SuperParaLegal WJJ Hoge III has forseen,  Aaron Walker will have lawyered, and Bill Schmalfeldt will have paid him for it.

Services rendered in exchange for payment.

That’s employment, unless I am quite mistaken.  And I’m not.

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK

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Oh, you are, huh?

Why do I sense some textbook Demented Cyberstalker behavior just over the hill?

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And THERE IT IS!! DUMBFUCK (who spent YEARS websurfing the XMFAN forums on the taxpayer dime) thinks the gubbmint might be upset about some other career titsucker visiting his website…

Well, when you put it that way it sort of makes sense, doesn’t it? MALWARE, don’t ya know?

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Because that’s not even a little bit creepy or stalkerish.  I know I get emails from every website visit.  Don’t you? 

OF COURSE THAT’S NOT A REASON TO USE A PROXY SERVER TO VISIT THE WEBSITE OF A KNOWN, ADJUDICATED CYBERSTALKER.

THAT WOULD JUST BE COMICAL, TO WANT TO AVOID SUCH A SHITBAG TRYING TO REACH OUT…

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AND ACCUSE YOU OF A CRIME FOR VISITING HIS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE WEBSITE.

BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST FINE WITH IT.

JUST COMICAL.

Yes, DUMBFUCK…all your self-created adversaries are dimwits.  But remember the pecking order:

DUMBFUCK is to DIMWIT as DIMWIT is to GENIUS.

To recall a DUMBFUCK’S one untintentionally accurate self-assesment: “You clever boys had me pegged.  I am just so stupid, that I am going to dial into that courtroom today and totally fuck myself over.”  

Yup. I see it about the same way.

Looking forward to the spin-into-a-win postgame fear pee cleanup…

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

  1. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, wrong, Faildox King.
  2. Good to know that these two commenters aren’t shitrolling, turdsniffing, toddlerstalking, scoutraping sockpuppets.
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  4. Q: Who was the weeping pussy who sent them out, the one who can’t fight his own battles, the one who has lied to them over and over about his role in starting and prolonging all this with his cowardice and complete lack of self-awareness?   A: Bill Schmalfeldt, world class, unanimous first-ballot Hall of Fame Failure at Life.
  5. “#pervert?” That’s rich, coming from an adjudicated #Toddlerstalker!
  6. Speaking of toddlers, a three year old is probably the only “adversary” you’ve ever created (and YES! YOU CREATED THEM ALL) who could arguably be within shouting distance to being a dimwit…and even he whipped your ass in court!

So good luck on the phone today.  I look forward to hearing your bullshit spin-it-as-a-win story afterward.  My pantry has achieved PEAK POPCORN in anticipation.

…and Vinnie says hey.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


And no one forgets that better than you.

But you dance purty.

Dance, monkey! DAAAAAAAAANCE!!!
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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

Why do you visit my blog?  There are no toddlers here for you to stalk…

  
But I see your confirmation bias is showing, as is your singular talent for manipulating naïves into fighting the battles you lack the spine to fight yourself.

Sack up and come at me.  Or whine at your bitches from under the porch.

Or maybe just do a little dance.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

And weren’t you up into the wee hours howling at the unfairness of it all?!?
image Oh, I’m sorry…I think I must have forgotten to mention the poisoned, barbed corkscrew.image Yeah, you really want to get an idiot like that disqualified and replaced with a competent cutthroat attorney who will yank your heart out of your chest and use it parboil his bratwurst.  Good call, DUMBFUCK.  Especially since you, me and the whole world know you don’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell of getting it done anyway, and the Worst Lawyer in the World is giving you the legal beatdown of your about-to-end pro se career.
image Yup, poor little Sarah Palmer, YET ANOTHER weak little icky, female type GIRL who has kicked your pathetic ass around a courtroom.
image What a damn shame you weren’t there to contradict her at the appropriate time set by the court to do so.  You really woulda showed her, right?image Dude – what happened?  You had a nice shouty flow working there with your ALL CAPS style, and that lower case ‘t’ slipped in and ruined the whole thing!

I deduct 10 style points.image Now that’s better!  You have to make sure the CAPS LOCK stays LOCKED if you want that hateflow to really stand out.image And speaking of “LIAR! PERJURER!” you don’t even remember what it is you’re lying about right here, do you?  Of course you don’t.

Because you’re a DUMBFUCK.
image But you do threaten people, DUMBFUCK. And there are photos of YOU on the Internet – posted by YOU – pointing what looks like a loaded weapon through the paper thin walls of your former showplace tincasa at GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT on the other side of that wall. Your finger was ON THE TRIGGER.

Aren’t you the guy who took a photo of WJJ Hoge IV cleaning a disassembled pistol and stoked it up into a DEATH THREAT!1!1ELEVENTY!11!!?

And you seem just about as clinically insane as it is possible to get.

What is an ordinary, reasonable, sane person supposed to conclude?

Oh, wait…how would you know?

image Just because they never picked up the phone?  Weak.image Yes.  You did.  Are you trying to claim that placing before the public the medical details of a third party is somehow a fair, ethical and reasonable act, especially when it is in violation of a valid, documented cease and desist order?

And if so, why does it so upset you that Aaron Walker placed in evidence before the court YOUR OWN CONFESSION that you are indeed demented?

Rules for thee but not for me?

Sorry, but Bill Schmalfeldt’s Accurate Reflection don’t play that game.
image Yes, that’s exactly what you did, oh great unemployable GS-13 writer editor.  Can you say “probable provable admission against interest?”

I knew that you could.
image Ask your attorney Johnnie Walker, Esq. to explain the First Amendment to you, in really small words.  Then, Shut off the Internet and go home, DUMBFUCK.  You’re drunk.image That may be true, but grouped among stupid women you HAVE met, poor stupid Sarah Palmer would rank no higher than fourth.

You have been married three times, if I’m not mistaken?
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AND THERE IT IS!!  THE FIRST CHINK IN THE ARMOR APPEARS, JUST AS IT ALWAYS DOES.

“We’ll see how the lawsuit goes.”

DUMBFUCK to English translation: “Oh my God, when did that giant brick wall jump out in front the Scooty Puff of DOOM (It’s red. Vroom! VROOM!!)?

That’s right, DUMBFUCK! Your pathetic lawsuit is doomed.  As predicted on the day you filed it, fatal flaws exposed, its very lifeblood rushing away in torrents from the cuts opened by The Worst Lawyer in the World.

Theres nothing you can do to save it. You know it. I know it. SuperParaLegal John Hoge knows it. Sarah Palmer knows it. Eric Johnson knows it. Brett Kimberlin knows it.

This was an outstanding little rage-and-alcohol fueled Feldtdown.  Thank you so much!

You are an idiot, and your own actions expose you.

We are merely bystanders, here to point and laugh at the spectacle that you, in your infinite ignorance and hubris, continue to provide and refuse to acknowledge.

And the FUN continues…

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ECF 24 – Motion to Supplement on PACER

There’s also a Motion for Summary Judgment, which seems a little premature, but then I hear that’s always been a problem for DUMBFUCK…

There may be a few…uh…transcription errors! Yeah!  in this version of the pleading.

Whoops.

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Ladies and Gentlemen

I give you the definitive example of the weeping vagina:

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Schmalfeldt, you are the biggest fucking pussy in the entire universe.  I’m surprised you haven’t turned inside out and swallowed yourself by now.

The way you regard John Hoge, “paralegal” is the way the rest of the world regards Bill Schmalfeldt, “decent member of humanity.”

You need a punch in the throat more than anyone who has ever lived.

And before you finish your nightly bottle of Johnnie Walker and pass out in front of the toilet again tonight, the post will have more comments and likes than your entire blog.

Go beg some of your friends to come visit, you infected buttpimple.

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