Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

 
A baseball bat?  Really?

I say that unless someone is dragging @Popehat……and Frey OUT OF THEIR OFFICES and BREAKING THEIR KNEES WITH BASEBALL BATS because of this, then there is nothing for them to worry about. Words are just words, and they cannot harm you. “Sticks and stones,” as they say

Or, baseball bats.

And let it NOT be said that the Liberal Grouch advocates anyone using baseball bats to break the kneecaps of either Mr. White or Mr. Frey! Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, if you have it in your mind that if Nadia Naffe were a friend of yours and some scumbag attorney used the powers of his office to dig up and use private information against her, whoever did it (or defends him) DESERVES to have their knees broken with baseball bats, let me dissuade you of that notion here and now.

That is not what baseball bats were made for.

For one thing, a wooden bat could break if it were used in such a reckless and lawless fashion. And if you think you can get around that by using an aluminum bat, guess again. An aluminum bat (unless it is reinforced with a lead center) would likely bend under such pressure. Now, I hear the crafty ones out there saying, “Yeah? Well, what if I drill out the center of a WOODEN baseball bat, fill IT with lead, cover the tip with Plastic Wood? Wouldn’t THAT do the job?”

Again, I say, you are wasting your time with all that effort. Tire irons are much more readily available.

So, my little Amazon Princesses so invested in defending the erstwhile Liberal Grouch aka Nill Schmalfeldt (oops, sorry, Dr. Freud) aka Unca DUMBFUCK, care to take a wild guess who wrote that bit about beating people with tire irons?  I’ll give you three, and the first two don’t count.

Of course, the pussy hiding behind your voluminous skirts memory-holed it, but not before someone saved it.  That happens with virtually everything he writes nowadays, because of the well-established trend:

  1. Bill Schmalfeldt seeks attention;
  2. Bill Schmalfeldt gets attention;
  3. Bill Schmalfeldt cries victim.

Ladies, do be sure to speak up when you realize that after failing to weaponize his wife in this Quixotic battle of his, he seems to have successfully weaponized YOU.

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Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

You know… 

 
this would carry a lot more gravitas if it came from one of your new vagina warriors instead of from behind this: 

 

We know you’re a coward who needs women to fight for you, but could you not be so goddamn obvious about it?

Aren’t you embarrassed?

Vagina warriors, aren’t you ashamed to carry the sword of a guy who lacks not only the ability to lift it but the will to try?

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

Why do you visit my blog?  There are no toddlers here for you to stalk…

  
But I see your confirmation bias is showing, as is your singular talent for manipulating naïves into fighting the battles you lack the spine to fight yourself.

Sack up and come at me.  Or whine at your bitches from under the porch.

Or maybe just do a little dance.

monkey_dance

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

And weren’t you up into the wee hours howling at the unfairness of it all?!?
image Oh, I’m sorry…I think I must have forgotten to mention the poisoned, barbed corkscrew.image Yeah, you really want to get an idiot like that disqualified and replaced with a competent cutthroat attorney who will yank your heart out of your chest and use it parboil his bratwurst.  Good call, DUMBFUCK.  Especially since you, me and the whole world know you don’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell of getting it done anyway, and the Worst Lawyer in the World is giving you the legal beatdown of your about-to-end pro se career.
image Yup, poor little Sarah Palmer, YET ANOTHER weak little icky, female type GIRL who has kicked your pathetic ass around a courtroom.
image What a damn shame you weren’t there to contradict her at the appropriate time set by the court to do so.  You really woulda showed her, right?image Dude – what happened?  You had a nice shouty flow working there with your ALL CAPS style, and that lower case ‘t’ slipped in and ruined the whole thing!

I deduct 10 style points.image Now that’s better!  You have to make sure the CAPS LOCK stays LOCKED if you want that hateflow to really stand out.image And speaking of “LIAR! PERJURER!” you don’t even remember what it is you’re lying about right here, do you?  Of course you don’t.

Because you’re a DUMBFUCK.
image But you do threaten people, DUMBFUCK. And there are photos of YOU on the Internet – posted by YOU – pointing what looks like a loaded weapon through the paper thin walls of your former showplace tincasa at GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT on the other side of that wall. Your finger was ON THE TRIGGER.

Aren’t you the guy who took a photo of WJJ Hoge IV cleaning a disassembled pistol and stoked it up into a DEATH THREAT!1!1ELEVENTY!11!!?

And you seem just about as clinically insane as it is possible to get.

What is an ordinary, reasonable, sane person supposed to conclude?

Oh, wait…how would you know?

image Just because they never picked up the phone?  Weak.image Yes.  You did.  Are you trying to claim that placing before the public the medical details of a third party is somehow a fair, ethical and reasonable act, especially when it is in violation of a valid, documented cease and desist order?

And if so, why does it so upset you that Aaron Walker placed in evidence before the court YOUR OWN CONFESSION that you are indeed demented?

Rules for thee but not for me?

Sorry, but Bill Schmalfeldt’s Accurate Reflection don’t play that game.
image Yes, that’s exactly what you did, oh great unemployable GS-13 writer editor.  Can you say “probable provable admission against interest?”

I knew that you could.
image Ask your attorney Johnnie Walker, Esq. to explain the First Amendment to you, in really small words.  Then, Shut off the Internet and go home, DUMBFUCK.  You’re drunk.image That may be true, but grouped among stupid women you HAVE met, poor stupid Sarah Palmer would rank no higher than fourth.

You have been married three times, if I’m not mistaken?
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AND THERE IT IS!!  THE FIRST CHINK IN THE ARMOR APPEARS, JUST AS IT ALWAYS DOES.

“We’ll see how the lawsuit goes.”

DUMBFUCK to English translation: “Oh my God, when did that giant brick wall jump out in front the Scooty Puff of DOOM (It’s red. Vroom! VROOM!!)?

That’s right, DUMBFUCK! Your pathetic lawsuit is doomed.  As predicted on the day you filed it, fatal flaws exposed, its very lifeblood rushing away in torrents from the cuts opened by The Worst Lawyer in the World.

Theres nothing you can do to save it. You know it. I know it. SuperParaLegal John Hoge knows it. Sarah Palmer knows it. Eric Johnson knows it. Brett Kimberlin knows it.

This was an outstanding little rage-and-alcohol fueled Feldtdown.  Thank you so much!

You are an idiot, and your own actions expose you.

We are merely bystanders, here to point and laugh at the spectacle that you, in your infinite ignorance and hubris, continue to provide and refuse to acknowledge.

And the FUN continues…

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ECF 24 – Motion to Supplement on PACER

There’s also a Motion for Summary Judgment, which seems a little premature, but then I hear that’s always been a problem for DUMBFUCK…

There may be a few…uh…transcription errors! Yeah!  in this version of the pleading.

Whoops.

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Ladies and Gentlemen

I give you the definitive example of the weeping vagina:

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Schmalfeldt, you are the biggest fucking pussy in the entire universe.  I’m surprised you haven’t turned inside out and swallowed yourself by now.

The way you regard John Hoge, “paralegal” is the way the rest of the world regards Bill Schmalfeldt, “decent member of humanity.”

You need a punch in the throat more than anyone who has ever lived.

And before you finish your nightly bottle of Johnnie Walker and pass out in front of the toilet again tonight, the post will have more comments and likes than your entire blog.

Go beg some of your friends to come visit, you infected buttpimple.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

 
Seriously. After what you and your excellent but loosely connected (between the ears) friends did to him, tell me what right or expectation you have to know who employs Aaron Walker?

And keep in mind, whatever right you invoke to justify your obvious desire to contact Aaron Walker’s current employers to share whatever you believe to be his past misdeeds, I have the same right to contact Cardinal Management for the exact same purpose in your regard.

If you tell me why you deserve the answer you seek (I know you won’t, you gutless worm turd), I will be sure to share your reasoning with the lovely and talented Cindy when you force me to call her.

Don’t like it?  Sue me.

Oh. Wait… 

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OK Folks…Get To Stretching!

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WHOOMP!  There it is!

There are new LULZ on PACER from the Dreadful pro se Schmalfeldt.

REMEMBER:  no whining allowed.  Only Pointage, Laughery and Mockification.  Preferably it should be CLEARLY MARKED AS SUCH so as not to confuse the poor pro se monkey.  For instance, what follows here is Mockification.

 Today we have ECF 21 – REPLY TO DEFENDANT’S JOINT OPPOSITION TO THE PLAINTIFF’S MOTION TO DISQUALIFY COUNSEL (DOCKET #19) AND MOTION TO STRIKE THE SAME.

The big fun happens at paragraph 26:

26.  Statements made about Kimberlin in Walker’s Opposition, paragraphs 26-32, and seven of the exhibits attached to Walker’s opposition are not germane to this case and by right should be ignored by the Court.

27.  Statements made about Kimberlin in Walker’s Opposition, paragraphs 26-32, and seven of the exhibits attached to Walker’s opposition are not germane to this case and by right should be ignored by the Court.

28.  Statements made about Kimberlin in the Johnnie Walker Red Opposition, paragraphs 26-32, and seven empty fifths in the Plaintiff’s kitchen wastebasket are not true German Dirty Schnitzel by right should be imbibed by the Court.

29.  Statements made about Jack Daniels being a dull boy because all he does is work at repeating paragraphs 26-32, and the Plaintiff’s creepy attachment to Kimberlin’s backside like a remora on a shark have nothing to do with elephants and are thus irrelephant to this case and by left should be ignored by the Court because if four repetitions of the same paragraph haven’t convinced the Court that I am a Dreadful Pro Se and the rules and procedures of this Court frighten and confuse me, maybe five will. Is anyone else getting a pro bono right now?

30.  All plays are dull and Jack has to work its way into paragraphs 26-32, and I’m not playing around, boy!

31.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

32.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

UPDATE – Judge Joseph has reacted to the latest filings by the Dreadful pro se:

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