Start Just Above Your Eyebrows, DUMBFUCK!


May I suggest one of these?

Capture

h/t – Grace, The Jewel in the Crown

 

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Oh, Well, I Guess That Explains It As Well As A DUMBFUCK Could


BEING a child pornographer isn’t a crime…but calling Bill Schmalfeldt, child pornographer, a child pornographer is?

I suppose that makes sense…if you’re a DUMBFUCK.

I’ll just have to be satisfied with saying

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A CYBERSTALKER, WHICH IS A CRIME.

And

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A CYBERHARASSER, WHICH IS A CRIME.

And 

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A TODDLERSTALKER. WHICH IS A CRIME.

So you see it would seem that saying 

BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A CHILD PORNOGRAPHER, WHICH IS FUCKING DISGUSTING EVEN IF IT IS NOT NECESSARILY A CRIME.

is among the least of your worries, huh?

But when I call Cindy, whose number you have already so helpfully provided, idiot, it won’t matter if I tell them you are something that’s criminal, such as a documented stalker of children, or something that’s not, like a child pornographer.

Maybe I will EMBRACE THE POWER OF ‘AND!’

I loves me some burner phone!

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So Tell Me, DUMBFUCK:

 


What’s the essential difference between your argument here…

…and this:

When retired idiot with no self-control or internal filter decides to record and distribute audio sex depictions of minors from his Catholic Church owned and operated apartment, I think his landlords should know.

Free Speech means you are free to deal with the consequences of your speech, as DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt is fully aware but uses forgot. #dealwithit #DUMBFUCK #ChildPornographer

No, seriously – what’s the difference, other than “BUT THE RULES DON’T APPLY TO ME BECAUSE PARKINSON’S!!”

If online name-calling (or the sun coming up in the East) is reason enough for you to say it’s okay to contact someone’s clients to tell on them like the fucking three year old you are at heart, why shouldn’t the Lovely and Talented Cindy’s voicemail be flooded right this minute with complaints about you?

You and your Amazon Vagina Prayer Warrior Princesses are free to comment on this post, as long as you all are trying to answer the question.

 

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Here’s My Question About ad hominem

When LOLSuit VI – The Undiscovered Krendler is dismissed, and Aaron Walker files a motion for and is awarded fees and costs from the Plaintiff for filing a frivolous lawsuit, Bill Schmalfeldt will have to cease calling Aaron Walker an unemployed attorney, will he not?

Because at the end of this misadventure, if all continues to proceed as SuperParaLegal WJJ Hoge III has forseen,  Aaron Walker will have lawyered, and Bill Schmalfeldt will have paid him for it.

Services rendered in exchange for payment.

That’s employment, unless I am quite mistaken.  And I’m not.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

  1. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, wrong, Faildox King.
  2. Good to know that these two commenters aren’t shitrolling, turdsniffing, toddlerstalking, scoutraping sockpuppets.
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  4. Q: Who was the weeping pussy who sent them out, the one who can’t fight his own battles, the one who has lied to them over and over about his role in starting and prolonging all this with his cowardice and complete lack of self-awareness?   A: Bill Schmalfeldt, world class, unanimous first-ballot Hall of Fame Failure at Life.
  5. “#pervert?” That’s rich, coming from an adjudicated #Toddlerstalker!
  6. Speaking of toddlers, a three year old is probably the only “adversary” you’ve ever created (and YES! YOU CREATED THEM ALL) who could arguably be within shouting distance to being a dimwit…and even he whipped your ass in court!

So good luck on the phone today.  I look forward to hearing your bullshit spin-it-as-a-win story afterward.  My pantry has achieved PEAK POPCORN in anticipation.

…and Vinnie says hey.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


And no one forgets that better than you.

But you dance purty.

Dance, monkey! DAAAAAAAAANCE!!!
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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

 
A baseball bat?  Really?

I say that unless someone is dragging @Popehat……and Frey OUT OF THEIR OFFICES and BREAKING THEIR KNEES WITH BASEBALL BATS because of this, then there is nothing for them to worry about. Words are just words, and they cannot harm you. “Sticks and stones,” as they say

Or, baseball bats.

And let it NOT be said that the Liberal Grouch advocates anyone using baseball bats to break the kneecaps of either Mr. White or Mr. Frey! Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, if you have it in your mind that if Nadia Naffe were a friend of yours and some scumbag attorney used the powers of his office to dig up and use private information against her, whoever did it (or defends him) DESERVES to have their knees broken with baseball bats, let me dissuade you of that notion here and now.

That is not what baseball bats were made for.

For one thing, a wooden bat could break if it were used in such a reckless and lawless fashion. And if you think you can get around that by using an aluminum bat, guess again. An aluminum bat (unless it is reinforced with a lead center) would likely bend under such pressure. Now, I hear the crafty ones out there saying, “Yeah? Well, what if I drill out the center of a WOODEN baseball bat, fill IT with lead, cover the tip with Plastic Wood? Wouldn’t THAT do the job?”

Again, I say, you are wasting your time with all that effort. Tire irons are much more readily available.

So, my little Amazon Princesses so invested in defending the erstwhile Liberal Grouch aka Nill Schmalfeldt (oops, sorry, Dr. Freud) aka Unca DUMBFUCK, care to take a wild guess who wrote that bit about beating people with tire irons?  I’ll give you three, and the first two don’t count.

Of course, the pussy hiding behind your voluminous skirts memory-holed it, but not before someone saved it.  That happens with virtually everything he writes nowadays, because of the well-established trend:

  1. Bill Schmalfeldt seeks attention;
  2. Bill Schmalfeldt gets attention;
  3. Bill Schmalfeldt cries victim.

Ladies, do be sure to speak up when you realize that after failing to weaponize his wife in this Quixotic battle of his, he seems to have successfully weaponized YOU.

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Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

You know… 

 
this would carry a lot more gravitas if it came from one of your new vagina warriors instead of from behind this: 

 

We know you’re a coward who needs women to fight for you, but could you not be so goddamn obvious about it?

Aren’t you embarrassed?

Vagina warriors, aren’t you ashamed to carry the sword of a guy who lacks not only the ability to lift it but the will to try?

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