If you morons would just forget about #wjjhoge and Team Free Speech and go about your miserable pointless lives, you would be happier and no one would be investigating.
“A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people’s business.”
— Eric Hoffer
Me? I’m just an accurate reflection.
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(0)Probably not. Calvin was blessed was blessed with far more creativity, curiosity, self-awareness and the ability to honestly examine himself and his surroundings at a philosophical level.
The only things that Bill Schmalfeldt really has in common with Calvin is an imaginary friend who is only real when no one is around, and…
(11)Dislike(0)“And to prove it, here’s another hit-job FAKE NEWS article reporting on a reporter whom I’ve been obsessively stalking for over five years!”
Stranny Sticks Thumb Into Another Right Wing Conspiracy Pie https://t.co/VGeI9AYA0K #tlot #topprog #p2 #dems @turkresisting @osborneink
— Donald Littlefinger (@DJ_Littlefinger) September 26, 2017
(10)Dislike(0)…what effect would the resulting EMP have on electronics, and how close to the detonation would these electronic devices have to be?
— MB Free Speech (@MBFreeSpeech) September 22, 2017
You should plan to lose your internet access, and none of your inflatable boyfriend’s sex toys will work either.
But not to worry!
If you shop wisely, you can multi-task with the right kind of candles.
(9)Dislike(0)I filed a police report, just in case.
— MB Free Speech (@MBFreeSpeech) September 22, 2017
The correct spelling is not “just in case.”
It’s “because I’m a gigantic, weeping pussy.”
Get it right next time, you lying, racist, misogynist, disease-faking, motherfucking coward.
(8)Dislike(0)There's no evidence "lorddewclaw" is any kind of musician.
— William A. Ferguson (@sub_aetha) September 21, 2017
There’s no evidence Team Kimberlin has any musicians on its roster, either!
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Well…at first glance…maybe…
Give it a second look, and not so much…
What is it, ten years old? Fifteen? Nothing close to “new” in any case. Looks like you picked it up at Goodwill for maybe $20. Apparently, no reputable physician (or physician’s assistant) is going to prescribe a Lardwagon for someone so crippled by Parkinson’s disease. That’s…weird.
Those tiny little wheels. A stiff ocean breeze is going to knock this Beetusbarrow right over, even with 290 lbs of ballast.
Speaking of wheels and ballast, is it just me or is the front wheel about an inch off the ground, ya fat fuck? I’ll bet you have to get your weight up over your knees to be able to steer the thing, to say nothing of relieving the burden on the back wheels to get any traction.
I’d love to see video of you taking it off the boardwalk and onto the beach. It will quit within six inches of the rear wheels hitting sand, and it will only get that far because of momentum.
The seat isn’t nearly wide enough for your greasy ass. We already know what are horrible driver you are – one little curb rub (you’re famous for that) and you’ll be on the sidewalk sure as hell.
Is your balloon Dianimal sturdy enough to tip it back upright? Can she get you up off the ground? Or do the lifeguards call the Beached Whale Patrol?
Better stock up on gauze and Bactine – I see a lot of road rash in your future.
On the plus side, you can easily fit four 750ml bottles of Johnnie Walker Red in that basket, so good for you! Looks like you’ll need a pretty long straw to reach it, though.
I see you claim to enjoy an occasional top shelf scotch – I don’t think that’s something a poopsniffing pauperis pro-se prosecutor should be proudly proclaiming in his profile. Probably (provably) premature.
But then…
(10)Dislike(0)You got bigger things to worry about than what Louise is tweeting, Junior. You gonna take the beef for General Daddy? @turkresisting
— MB Free Speech (@MBFreeSpeech) September 14, 2017
…it’s our lying, racist, misogynist pal in Myrtle Beach!
(9)Dislike(0)SHOVE THAT UP YOUR MORAL VICTORY HOLE, HOGGY!
— MB Free Speech (@MBFreeSpeech) September 14, 2017
You lying, racist, misogynist motherfucker.
…like you could even get it up.
(9)Dislike(0)But for some reason, this Twitchy post about a parody candidate’s parody memoir being more popular than the original just…resonates.
I’ll figure it out…
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