I only have one question about this:
So, I'm sitting on the front porch enjoying a stogie and some neighborhood kids walk by the house. One of them hollers at me, "Hey! Why didn't I get the #PlayStation I asked for?" This is the burden I carry. pic.twitter.com/C2FdJIj2Ig
— Bill Schmalfeldt (@ParkyPatriarch) April 29, 2019
Is that your “no, I’m never going to actually marry her nor get her teeth fixed” fiancée’s big sister’s porch, you lazy, goldbricking, valor-stealing, freeloading motherfucker?